the addam's family 🕷️😈
3:04am
bokuto
so i had this thought
kenma
i didn't know you could think
y/n
hey that's mean :'(
bokuto
no y'all you need to hear this.
atsumu
well good morning i guess?
y/n
oh wait it's 3am
and im suddenly feeling horny
atsumu
felt
kenma
y/n what the actual fuck
bokuto
LISTEN
y/n
what ?
bokuto
i noticed...like bro this is gonna blow your mind
fireflies is the opposite of waterfall
MIND BLOWN 🤯
y/n
OMG BOKUTO
i am currently questioning life
kenma
okay, that's actually kinda smart
good job bokuto ig
atsumu
AND AND
what if the meteor that killed the dinosaurs was actually a UFO and we're the aliens???
y/n
holy shit y'all are
making my brain rot.
bokuto
does that mean im an alien? 😱😱
kenma
it's just a stupid theory bokuto
bokuto
BUT—
i wanna be an alien
y/n
LET'S DRESS UP IN
ALIEN COSTUMES BOKU!
bokuto
YESSSS, AND WE CAN GET LITTLE SPACESHIP FIGURINES!
y/n
but boku im broke 😫
bokuto
I'll pay!!
y/n
nice sugar daddy 🛐
kenma
you both share one brain cell
bokuto
MY BRAIN DOESN'T HAVE A PRISON
kenma
no, bokuto, just no.
atsumu
ANYWAYS
i have more.
Before was was was, was was is.
i had a stroke trying
to read that ngl.
y/n
suddenly im jared, 19
kenma
please what did you just type, miya
osamu miya is online.
osamu
yeah?
kenma
not you.
osamu
dang,
and ur still awake tsumu? mom's gonna kick your ass.
atsumu
like YOU'RE not still awake either smh
osamu
mom won't scold me, im the favorite.
y/n
LMAODDNEISN
bokuto
that's gotta hurt
atsumu
lies, all i see are lies.
osamu
mhm.
anyways, what are y'all still doing awake?
y/n
3am thoughts and conspiracy theories.
kenma
obviously not asleep
osamu
y'all do know if kita or suga or akaashi see y'all still awake, they're gonna flip right?
kenma
yes.
atsumu
they can go suck a dick.
y/n
ATSUMU LMAOOODNDJSJD
I SCREENSHOTTED IT ASF
atsumu
dOn't show it to them PLS 😭
y/n
i won't
osamu
but i will.
atsumu
🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
kenma
atsumu's dead meat yo 💀
atsumu
no, i ain't 🏃♂️💨
y/n
SHHHHH I HAVE ONE
humans are the only species
that pay to live on the planet
bokuto
okay that's life-changing, im gonna stop paying for the things i buy now
kenma
catch me rob a bank tomorrow
y/n
I NEVER SNITCH ON YOU
DADDY
bokuto
that's unlawful kenma 😭
atsumu
KENMA FINNA GO TO JAIL
osamu
no cuz i'd honestly do the same
kenma
it is what it is.
osamu
okay i've been thinking of this for a long time now
y/n
what is it
osamu
-4° looks like a depressed guy on the toilet
kenma
no fucking way it does
atsumu
osamu ur a genius
no wonder we're twins
osamu
i wouldn't go that far ahead 🔪
bokuto
IT DOES, WHY HAVE I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE
kenma
cuz u dumb dumb
y/n
KENMA
anyways that guy kinda looks like me when im on the toilet and i need to take a MASSIVE shit and it takes all of my strength to push it out that i had to sit there like im lighting a fucking rocket in my ass.
i had to put down my phone and grab the sink too
osamu
WE DIDN'T ASK FOR ALL THE GORY DETAILS
atsumu
felt.
kenma
y/n, hand me your phone rn.
bokuto
I DO THAT SOMETIMES
y/n
and it always leaves my butthole on fire.
kenma
no ❤️
atsumu
speaking of buttholes, can you
hurry up and come to hyogo
already? 😤
osamu
what's the connection?
y/n
daddy chill,
i'll be there next week
atsumu
that's so longggg
y/n
there's literally only three days left
suck it up or im not going
kenma
lol
atsumu
OKAY OKAY ILL BEHAVE
osamu
y/n
LMAOOO osamu just memed
atsumu
historical moment
proud of you bro
kita shinsuke is online.
atsumu
oh nah, we dead
kenma
im not in hyogo lol
kita
i'll give you five seconds until i beat all of your asses
y/n
no waiT kiTA,
i've got something to show you
atsumu
OH HELL NO TRAITOR
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