Porpoise: HEllooooooooo EVeryone!!!!!! WelCome tO aNoTHer EPISode oF TRUTh or DarE
Winter: why are you talking so weirdly
Porpoise: ThAT Is NOt IMporTANT
Porpoise: TodAY is THe MOst ImPORtANt EVent iN tHE hiSTORY oF pYRRiah
Qibli: do I finally get to go to swimming lessons?
Porpoise: NoP
Moon: nop?
Porpoise: today, moon will be answering a very important question *wink* *wink*
Moon: oh no
Porpoise: ahem, qibli and winter pls step up.
Winter: *smoothly walks up the stage*
Qibli: *gets up from the bean bag chair and immediately falls on the ground* my foot fell asleep
Everyone: *face talons*
Porpoise: anyway.... moon, the readers have been waiting for this very moment
Moon: gulp
Porpoise: who do you love, winter or Qibli
Moon: I love both of them!
Porpoise: no I mean as like a boy friend
Moon: who do you like as a boy friend?
Porpoise: ... NOBODY. Cut to the chase moon, who do you like as a boy friend
Moon: uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (repeat this sentence 100000000000 times)
Moon: winter I guess. I mean I got to give him a chance since i already chose qibli in the canon series. *shrug*
qibli: *dies of sadness*
winter: *dies of happiness*
moon: NOOOOOOOOO WINTER *cries*
porpoise: ;-;
Porpoise: welp that's all for today.... GOTTA PREPARE WINTER'S FUNERAL
A/N this was not any kind of truth or dare. Just thought it woul$ be funny to add this.