"Ok another episode of BFFs today with myself, josh, but Brianna isn't here with us" Dave said
"Yeah so we have Macy Grace with us here today" josh told everyone
"I'm really nervous" I laughed
"Why?" Josh asked
"I've never done anything like this" I told them
"It's just like having a conversation with friends" Dave reassured me
"Oh ok" I said easing up some more
"Ok Macy we just had your brother Bryce on the show last week, and we talked about his relationship with Addison, so let's talk about your relationship with josh" Dave said
"What's there to talk about?" I tried to be nonchalant
"Your always in his bed" Dave told us
"Well yeah but that doesn't really mean anything" josh told Dave
"So do you have a crush on her?" Dave asked josh
"To be honest yes" josh said
"What about you Macy?" Dave asked me
"I'm glad to say I feel the same way" I said happily
"Macy what's with you and your many ex's?" Dave asked
I sighed
"Dave" josh said
"No it's fine josh I'm ok to answer" I reassured him
"Ok then" josh laughed
"Who do you wanna know about?" I asked Dave
"Ethan fair, Nick Austin, and Kio Cyr" Dave listed off the names
"You've only had three?" Josh asked
"Well only three famous ones" I laughed
"Interesting" he laughed along
"Well I broke up with Ethan because he cheated on me" before I could finish Dave interrupted
"With who?" He asked
"Danielle Cohn, I wasn't on social media and decided to keep our relationship private, but then I finally told Bryce about everything and he told me about Danielle, so I told Danielle. That's when I learned he got her pregnant and kept ditching her for me and me for her" I told Dave
"Damn" they both said in unison
I laughed
"What about nick" Josh asked me
"Sorry in advance josh" I told him
"It's ok Macy" he laughed
"Well I decided to get with nick because josh and Nessas relationship was making me jealous" I said
"Is that all?" Dave asked
"Well we were dating for a couple of weeks, but then that snake bum James Charles leaked video footage of me saying I was only dating him, so I'd make josh jealous and because I was jealous of josh" I said very quickly
"That James drama was crazy" Dave told me
"Yeah I thought I could trust him since I was new to the influencer scene, because ya know he's always telling the world he basically took the damelios in because they were so new into the scene. I figured he would do the same for me, and obviously I was really wrong" I said sadly
"I'm so sorry macy" josh tried comforting me
"Ok now what about kio?" Dave asked me
"Well we hung out one time because I thought I couldn't wait any longer for josh" I said
"I'm glad you waited" josh said
"Me too" I said really happy
"Ok then" Dave said awkwardly
Me and josh laughed
"Well Macy why do you think kio is hanging out with rainee austin?" Dave asked
"Wait that's Nick Austin's sister right?" Josh asked
"Yes, you didn't know that?" I asked him
"No" he laughed
"She was at our house almost all day and I had a thing with her brother" I said
"I was zoned out majority of the time" he told me
"Macy do you think it's a coincidence or is this on purpose" Dave asked
"I don't like drama, but for the sake of your podcast I'll tell you my opinions. This is definitely on purpose" I said
"And why is that?" Josh asked
"Rainee hates me and Kio is mad I decided to not have a thing with him" I said annoyed
"Why does rainee hate you?" Dave asked me
"Many reasons I stole her Taco Bell when I visiting the hype house" before I could finish my reasons Dave asked a question
"What's a taco bell?" He asked
"A Mexican restaurant her mom loves" I told him
"Oh ok well keep going" he said letting me continue my reasons
"She also didn't like me because I made her brother stop hanging with her, I won some choir thing over her which is big because she's like a professional musician, and then obviously the fact that I lowkey played her brother" I said finally listing off all my reasons
"The only valid one is the last one" Dave said
"Yeah if Olivia, my sister, got played by some boy is would hold grudges too" josh said
"Yeah and I get that but the others don't even make sense" I said
"Yeah those don't really make any sense" josh told me
"Yeah I agree" Dave said
"Any other questions?" I asked Dave
"Are you still friends with Clara?" He asked
Josh looked confused
"Who is Clara?" Josh asked
"Clara is the girl I was on Omegle with that time we met, and yes we are still friends just not as close because she moved to Boston and I moved into sway officially" I told everyone
"Why did she move?" Josh asked
"Her husband is filming a movie there" I told him
"She's married?" Dave asked
"Yeah to timothee chalamet" I said
"Oh that guy" josh said
"Who?" Dave said
"He's an actor" I said to the two
"Well do you think rainee is like copying you with her new friend Nadia?" Dave asked
"Who's Nadia?" I asked
"She looks exactly like Maddie" josh told me
"Oh then I wouldn't be surprised if she was, how long have they been friends?" I asked
"According to their Instagram three weeks" josh laughed
"Oh she's definitely copying you" Dave said
"Probably" I laughed
"Ok this might be too much but do we have news about Maddie and griff?" Josh asked
"Yeah are they a thing? They've been getting awfully close" Dave said
"Why don't you ask her your self" I said
"Maddie" josh yelled
"What?" Dave said confused
"Oh she's at sway right now, in the next room over actually" I said as she entered the room
"Hey" she waved to Dave
"Hey Maddie we have a few questions" he told her
"I'm here to answer" she laughed
"Are you and Griffin dating?" Josh asked
She was nervous at first but finally opened up "yeah we are thing" she said
"Aw congrats" josh said happily
"Thank you josh" Maddie told him "Any other questions you want to ask?" Maddie asked the three of us
"Yes, who is your dad?" Dave asked
"Dave" I scolded
"Actually I'm finally ready to tell, but before I tell you yes it's not the same as my sisters. And yes Kris gave me her last name because it's well iconic" she laughed
"Ok" Dave said very excited
"My dad is Daddy Yankee" she said quietly
"Wait despacito guy?" Josh asked
"Yes he is the guy featured on the song" Maddie told josh
"Damn now I owe Brianna six grand" Dave said
"You bet on my dad" Maddie said annoyed
"Why would you do that?" I asked annoyed
"Dude that's not cool" josh said backing us up
"I don't know, I could've been six grande richer" he said nonchalantly
"Josh can we hang up?" I whispered to him
"Of course" he said pushing the hang up button
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Maddiejenner
@maddiejenner: yes daddy yankee is my dad do not let Dave portbelly get the story twisted! Enjoy this genuine picture of me and my dad :)
Comments
@user1: lmao portbelly
@krisjenner: I am so proud of you baby girl
@maddiejenner replying to @krisjenner: thank you mom
@kendalljenner: I love you sister!
@maddiejenner replying to @kendalljenner: thank you Kenny xx
@daddyyankee: I'm so glad to finally tell the public you're my daughter
@maddiejenner replying to @daddyyankee: I'm so happy to be able to tell everyone your my father
@user2: will you change your user or last name?
@maitejenner replying to @user2: probably not I love my dad but I have a strong connection with my last name
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Joshrichards
@joshrichards: hello guys. I've decided to quite the BFF podcast because Dave isn't nice lmao
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Tiktokroom
@tiktokroom: we notice #joshrichards quits the BFF podcast
Comments
@user1: how tf do you quit your own podcast
@user2: finally
@user3: I'm so glad he stood up for Macy and Maddie
@user4: that is so manly of him
@user5: y'all notice how he stood up for Macy and not Nessa
@user6: it's probably a prank
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Maddiejenner
@maddiejenner: oh and also me and @imgriffinjohnson are official :)
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@kyliejenner: y'all are cute
@maitejenner replying to @kyliejenner: thanks sista
@imgriffinjohnson: I love you bubs
@maddiejenner replying to @imgriffinjohnson: I love you too griff
@khloekardashian: my sister is making big moves 🤩🤣
@maddiejenner replying to @khloekardashian: you know it big sis 😂
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ImGriffinjohnson
@imgriffinjohnson: my girlfriend
Comments
@user1: ship
@user2: the sway house is turning into the simp house
@imgriffinjohnson replying to @user2: only for Maddie
@maitjenner: I love you griff
@kimkardashian: y'all are absolutely adorable
@maddiejenner replying to @kimkardashian: thank you Kimmy!
@imgriffinjohnson replying to @kimkardashian: thank you so much Kim! I'm a big fan
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Tiktokroom
@tiktokroom: we see #griffinjohnson is dating #maddiejenner
Comments
@user1: congratulations
@user2: more like Maddie is dating him
@user3 replying to @user2: heck no Maddie is legit a celebrity and Griffin is a Tiktoker. Maddie is literally sisters with the Kiley Jenner so...
@user4: HOW DID GRIFFIN PULL A JENNER
@maddiejenner replying to @user4: he's hot
@user5 replying to @maddiejenner: no he's not
@user6 replying to @user5: if he's hot enough for THE Maddie Jenner then he's hit enough for you boo boo
@user7: Maddie looks wonky eyed
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