Favhypeman✨🥱:
Favehypman✨🥱
Bish I need your help 🙄
Y/n
With what🙄
Favehypeman✨🥱
You know how everyone in the group got bf/gfs n shit mhm and I'm the only single one 💁🏽♂️
Y/n
Yes 🤡
Favehypeman✨🥱
I need you to find me a partner bish 🧎🏽
Y/n
Mhm👩🏼💻 lucky for you I know a certain someone who has like a major crush on you but I'm not saying names 👩🏽🦯
Favehypeman✨🥱
Boy or girl? 🕵🏽
Y/n
Boy 👨🏼🤝👨🏾
Favehypeman✨🥱
I swear I'm literally so hot not surprised he likes me 🙄🥱
Y/n
Anyways he goes to our school I've seen you talk to him a couples times and uh shoto keeps calling him aizawas secret love child🤦🏻♀️💁🏽♂️
Favehypeman✨🥱
This is where brain cells come in handy and I have none🤡
Y/n
Lavender/purple hair🧑🏼🦲
Favehypeman✨🥱
Isnt jirou a girl?💀 and hecks naw I ship momo and her more 🏳️🌈🙄
Y/n
ITS SHINSO FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THATS HOLY 🥲🤦🏻♀️💀
Favehypeman✨🥱
Shinsou with the floofy hair and eyebags 😳?
Y/n
Yes 👩🏼💻
Favehypeman✨🥱
BITCH- THAT MAN IS FINE PLS ID LET HIM DISRESPECTFULLY RAIL ME🧎🏽 PLS I THINK I HAVE A THING FOR EYEBAGS LIKE AKDBSJ 🧎🏽🧎🏽🧎🏽 AND LETS NOT GET STARTED WITH HIS CAT ADDICTION LIKE bAbY BoY COME OVER HERE ILL BE YOUR KITTY 😩🛐🧎🏽
Y/n
The Bible app is free 🧍🏽
Favehypeman✨🥱
Pls don't start I know you be horny aSf for todoroki 🙄😒
Y/n
I mean can you blame me that man is FiNe I'd let him tie me up😫🙄🛐🛐
Favehypeman✨🥱
Touch some grass love🥰
Y/n
MKAY N E WAYS UNLIKE THE OTHERS YOU HAVE GOOD STYLE SO I DONT NEEDA HELP YOU THERE 💆🏽♀️
Favehypeman✨🥱
Huh why do I need to get dressed up- 👁👁
Y/n
I set you up on a date with shinso 💆🏽♀️
Favehypeman✨🥱
HUH?!?! BISH WHEN IS IT HOW MUCH TIME DO I GOT AND OMG I RAN OUT OF EYELINER AND I HAVENT REPAINTED MY NAILS
Y/n
Calm your bitch ass down I set it up for 5 hours from now so you have time to go buy a new eyeliner and repaint ya nails 💁🏽♂️
Favehypeman✨🥱
oh miss gurl that will not be enough time I need to do my hair pick out an outfit overthink in the bathroom do my makeup give myself a pep talk in the mirror, meditate etc. 💆🏽♀️
Y/n
Bitch you do not need makeup to look absolutely gorgeous the fuck🙄
Favehypeman✨🥱
Yes tf I do not all of us born with natural beauty like you y/n😒
Y/n
Bitch I'm not arguing with you are literally so handsome 🙄
Favehypeman✨🥱
You know Ily y/n 🥲 stupid bitch always makin me emotional n shit 🙄😪
Y/n
Ily2💩🤎
Favehypeman ✨🥱
I'll text you in like 4 hours so you can help me choose an outfiit👻
Y/n
Okay💩🤎
I put my phone down and walked out my room
"Oh what up girl" I stood there looking at my mom 'raising the roof' "mom we talked about this stop spending time with that coworkers daughter" she shook her head "nah me and her besties 4 life lolz" I had no words "mhm and guess what we gonna get matching puffa jackets" I put my hand on moms shoulder "mom it's okay to say you are lonely I'm here for you" she laughed and flicked her hair back "nah fool I have hella friends gang shit for life" I face palmed myself "you do you mom" she nodded and kept cooking
4 hours later👻
Favehypeman✨🥱
Favehypeman✨🥱
OKAY MISS GURL HELP ME CHOOSE WHICH OUTFIT 💆🏽♀️
Y/n
Mkay🧑🏽🎤
Favehypeman ✨🥱
Okay so 1
And 2
Y/n
2 For sure 💁🏽♂️
Favehypeman✨🥱
AHHH OKAY DO YOU THINK HE'LL LIKE ME? OR MAYBE I PUT TO MUCH EYELINER ON OR MAYBE HE PEFERS GIRLS 🥲
Y/n
STFU BITCH YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS AND DONT BE A DUMB FUCK WHY WOULD HE LIKE YOU IF HE LIKES GIRLS MAKE THAT ADD UP
Favehypeman✨🥱
HE COULD BE BISEXUAL YOU DUMB FUCK 🙄 #forever single 🥲😪
Y/n
WHAT DO YOU KNOW HE JUST TEXTED ME SAYING HES ALREADY OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE AND BEFORE YOU ASK YES I GAVE HIM YOUR ADDRESS
Favehypeman✨🥱
I hate you☺️😘
Y/n
I hate you to🥰☺️
I put my phone down and decided to FaceTime shoto
Ring
Ring
Ring
"Hello?" I put my phone on my nightstand so he could see me
"hey caca head"
"Hi y/n"
"Why aren't you showing your face"
"Because I don't want to"
"Get on camera"
"Okay"
I saw shoto adjusting his camera so he could be visible
"Why aren't you wearing a shirt"
"They are in the laundry"
"Ah I see might as well match with you"
"Huh"
I pretended to take off my shirt
"Y/n no" shoto was covering his face with a book
"I'm just playing with you"
"Oh okay" he put the book down
"N e ways let me just tell you I was texting Denki and you know we were talking about uhh that's not important but n e ways yea I set him with up shinso you know who that is right? Okay and he was over here being hella dramatic but he managed to go on a date with shinso and now I'm just waiting for him to come back so I can hear"
"Oh"
"Mhm so what's happening with you"
"Some girl asked me for my number"
"I-and did you give it to her"
"No"
"As you should...if I asked you to get a tat that said 'y/n's boyfriend' would you get it"
"It depends"
"What do you mean"
"What it we break up that tat would be permanent"
I started cackling
"Omg- BAHSBEJEJSJSH"
"What's so funny"
"Y-y-you BAHAHAHA"
"..."
"Okay okay I'm done pfft-sorry phew you actually think we gonna break up? Because if so you on some type of drugs"
"I-"
"You are permanently stuck with me bish weather you like it or not"
"..." shoto looked away and I could tell he was smiling
"Aww do you love me that much"
"Moving on"
"Mhm" I smirked
"Oh my dads back I'll call you later y/n"
"Mkay see you later"
"Mhm see ya"
I turned my phone off and decided to take a nap.
A/n- idk what this is 💆🏽♀️ NEWAYS THANJ YOU FOR ALL THE PEOPLE WHO READ MY TRASH FANFIC HERES A COOKIE 💁🏽♂️🍪