Drunk Harry: Hey Uma you're looking nice tonight
Uma: Thanks
Harry: So I was wondering if you were a single pringle ready to mingle and if you would like to go out on a date with me.
Uma: *smirking* oh sorry I'm not single
Harry: *starting to get teary eyed* oh I understand. Well as long as you're happy and he treats you well. I sure he's great.
Uma: Yeah he is.
Harry: *Full on crying now* w-whats his name?
Uma: Harrison
Harry: oh that's a nice name.
Uma: Isn't it.
Harry: If you'll excuse me I'm gonna go to the bathroom now.
Uma: you're excused.
A few minutes later
Jay: Uma why is Harry in the men's bathroom balling his eyes out saying he wishes he had acted sooner and told you how he felt and how he wants to kill Harrison.
Uma: Well to that I say don't drink kids. But I should probably go get him now before he does something stupid.
Harry marches out of the bathroom still crying
Harry: WHO HERE IS NAMED HARRISON! YOU DON'T DESERVE A BEAUTIFUL GODDESS LIKE UMA!
Jay: Too late