A/N: Peter is Quicksilver from X-Men and Parker is Peter Parker, lmao. They have the same first name. XD
Eugene: No more fucking “would you like to be my valentine?” now it's “would you like to be on my hit list?”
Peter: I feel like im being threatened by a cupcake.
Harley: What if I asked you?
Eugene: THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A THREAT! DON'T ASK ME GOD DAMNIT!
Harley: But baby!
Eugene: Omfg-