eddsworld shit post book (par...

By mumptydumpty

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I'm fine
thank you
Different
Family
You messed up
what now?
Not prepared
this is what happens when we leave them alone
the worst crime
Umm...
baby sitting
like a man
exposed
doodle dump
hospital
shopping
BURN
look alike 1
look alike 2
look alike 3
science
pathetic
PERFECTION
that explains alot actually
lost and found
I am not drunk!
worst fear
I got you man
honestly, you should probably skip this one
adulting
Random head canon time!
it's no surprise
Random head canon time!
save me
chet??? CHET!?
homo
(funny and relevant title here)
Traumatized
sick
pride
boned
bad idea
:]
science
how to being a romance
all because of a cookie
all because of a cookie 2
all because of a cookie, final
mystery solved
RANDOM HEAD CANNON TIME
not fine
nicest person ever
my beloved
unforgivable
ready to cooperate
#epic gamer moment
Random head cannon time!
rescue
that's Tom by the way
doughnuts
he has a point
valid answer
would like to thank my parents
super spy
oh someone actually asked for one of these?
hardly even understandable
excuse me?
part 69 heheheh
obviously not
not so high an mighty now are yuh?
lost
✨magic✨
alternative payment
naughty list
same ;-;
no fair
.... surprise...
perfect
lier
Origin story
interrogation
why I love TordEdd part 1
why I love tordedd part 2
not welcome
karma
I mean you got your answer
predictable
SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS AN-
get that shit away from me
trust the prosses man
why does everything have to be so difficult with you
"salesman"
pizza
games
logic
the jar
It's just different
judt kill me already
100
so brave
hypocrite
being nice
not very useful but still
dad zone
Misunderstood
it's the thought that counts
your words cannot harm me woman
Random headcannon time!!
very important
literally just me fallowing my train of thought
maybe not the smartest thing
sure man
unnecessary
"it'll be fine"
priorities
this one literally came to me in a dream
waisted potential
the rantings of a lunatic
sorta random
first kiss
for the best
Tord and Edd in the morning (pt 1)
reasonable
drinking buddies
secrets
how nice
beautiful combination
I have never been so pumped
snitch
I think we deserve an explanation
average activities
life hack
allergies
he changes everything
technical difficulties
worth it
low effort angst summer
shameful even
overruled
ice cream truck
lost cause
makes sense
rat
achoo
pretty much besties
helpful
ruined forever
comfort
smooth
progress
bullies
big changes
advice
obviously
I've decideed I still wanna use this book somtimes
he's very expressive
he's trying his best don't be mean
it's 5am, I have not slept, and I just remembered this book existed
court mandated group therapy
movie makers
please come pick me up
I don't owe consistency to anyone

drama

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By mumptydumpty

Matt: *obnoxiously loud sigh*

Tom: um, did you need something?

Matt: oh hey Tom, I didn't see you there

Tom: what??? You came into my room-

Matt: no no, I'm fine I promise

Tom: I didn't ask-

Matt: fine, I'll tell you what's wrong

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