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โ and if you're gonna call me a bitch, make sure to put baddest in front of it. โž (๐——๐—œ๐—ฆ๐—–๐—ข๐—ก๐—ง๐—œ๐—ก๐—จ๐—˜๐——... More

i'm sangwoah, that's all I need to say
(๐Ÿญ) instagram party
(๐Ÿฎ) akaashi please rail me
(๐Ÿฏ) that damn ravine
(๐Ÿฐ) BARK BARK and short thingz ๐Ÿ˜บ
(๐Ÿฑ) this is BULLYING
(๐Ÿฒ) sad simps
(๐Ÿณ) the club?
(๐Ÿด) walmart sangwoo
โ™กinstaโ™ก
(๐Ÿต) a dumbass going to school
(๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ) on asahi's bible
(๐Ÿญ๐Ÿญ) sad boi hours
(๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฎ) anxiety and crackheadery
(๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฏ) maid ootd ๐Ÿคช
(๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฐ) the fox, off brand kags and the twin
(๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฑ) caps ๐Ÿงข
(๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฒ) it's the unstable mental health for me
(๐Ÿญ๐Ÿณ) stan TWICE or u die
โ™กinstaโ™ก
(๐Ÿญ๐Ÿด) the mooya twins
(๐Ÿญ๐Ÿต) use protection
(๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฌ) surprise! ๐Ÿฅณ
(๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ) doggy pile
(๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฎ) oikawa's back at it again
โš ๏ธ VERY IMPORTANT PLEASE READ!!
(๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฏ) where art thou ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ
(๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฐ) wake up call !ยก!ยก
(๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฑ) pads and assholes
(๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฒ) there is an idiot among us
(๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿณ) osamu is a simp, confirmed
(๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿด) insta compilations pt. 1
(๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿต) insta compilations pt. 2
(๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฌ) guys i think she's horny
(๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿญ) breaking into teru's house with the gang
(๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฎ) poppy
(๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฏ) soju soju soju
INTERMISSION: PICK A LOVER
RESULTS
(๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฐ) poly
(๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฒ) it's 3am and im horny
(๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿณ) twinkle toes
(๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿด) egos, hoes and bros
im discontinuing the book, im sorry.

(๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฑ) hyogo

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By lovekoushi


you and 5 others were added to the group chat
the addam's family 🕷️😈
18:54pm




sakusa
atsumu don't make me come to hyogo and slit your throat.

atsumu
why are you so violent omi 😭

sakusa
shut it.

osamu
i regret adding you here now...

sakusa
you better be.

y/n
boom💥boom🔥the😺music🎶cut✂️out🏃🏻‍♂️here🗺[music]💿YOU👱🏻‍♂️DONT❌REMEMBER💭THE👄LESBIAN🏳️‍🌈PENGUINS🐧MFERS💢ALL🌱OVER🔞THE👁NEWS📺

tsukishima
y'all really ain't getting tired with making these group chats huh

tendou
PLS

wHy'd YOU NAME IT THE ADDAM'S FAMILY

suna
not the addam's family ✋

y/n
I WANNA BE WEDNESDAY PLS PLS

oikawa
no hunny

im wednesday

y/n
NO FaIR.

YOU SHOULD BE THAT HAIRY COUSIN, OIKAWA

oikawa
NO FUCKING WAY

kita
you can be Wednesday y/n

y/n
yAY thanks kita!

ushijima
Oh, Um Hi?

is there training again?

y/n
ushy gushy my puthy 🧏‍♀️

kenma
and that's my cue to log off.

tendou
the horniness strikes again 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫

ushijima
That's an excessive amount of emojis tendou

tendou
thanks

tsukishima
chile mind if i just

tsukishima kei has left the group chat.

y/n
at least the negativity's gone

kageyama
word.

kuroo tetsurou
nuh uh

kuroo tetsurou has added tsukishima kei back to the group chat.

y/n
anyways why did y'all make another gc

tsukishima
cuz they're lame

suna
lmao yes they so are

osamu
um?

iwaizumi
um? (2)

sugawara
um? (3)

kita
um? (4)

kenma
um? (5)

sakusa
i know you ain't talking lanky ass

y/n
i WHEEzED

tsukishima
i like you, you're funny. 🙂

y/n
y'all making tsukki think murderous thoughts 😭

tendou
I VOLUNTEER AS ASSISTANT TSUKKI

ushijima
No, tendou, no.

y/n
anyways, im coming to hyogo next week with sierra,

osamu
wait, no way?

atsumu
FR????

YOU BETTER NOT BE PLAYING Y/N

kita
i can't wait to see you love

suna
bring snacks from tokyo

kenma
^ there are four types of people

y/n
YASSSS

we're visiting Sierra's cousin.

i can't wait to see you too kita 😤

oikawa
can i come?

osamu
no❤️

iwaizumi
y'all lucky

y/n
you can come
oikawa if you want lol

oikawa
GREAT, TEXT ME THE DEETS

kageyama
BULLSHITTTTTTT

WE HAVE PRACTICE UGH

sugawara
oh? oh what did you say

kuroo tetsurou
ooh he dead.

bokuto
yup.

sugawara koushi is offline.

kageyama tobio is offline.

y/n
oh damn 😳

kuroo
i waNNA COME TOO

bokuto
ME AS WELLLLLLL

kenma
right. great captain you are to miss practice next week.

akaashi
we have training bokuto

bokuto
awe but...

akaashi
but nothing.

tendou
how sad for you lmao

kuroo
lemme take you out on a date when you come back then y/n 🥺

y/n



tsukishima
i cackled

akaashi
chile 🤭

that's embarrassing

tendou
LMAO NO, i KNOW that hurt.

kenma
this is so sad

alexa play heartbreak anniversary

y/n
im just kidding tetsu

sure, let's go on a date ;)

kuroo tetsurou
hollup, my tears rewinded back into my eyes.

YESSSSS!!

when are you coming back?

y/n
i guess i have to
live in hyogo now 😔

osamu
🤡🤡🤡

iwaizumi
I'VE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE.

oikawa


kuroo

y/n
IM JOKING ASF

i'll be back in a week

tsukishima
girl, we know you ain't joking.

y/n
SHUT UP, i was.

y'all are gonna make kuroo cry 😭

kuroo
too late 😔






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IM SORRY I HAVEN'T BEEN UPDATING.

i got too busy with school and all this wattpad nonsense so i was super stressed.

but, im not really worried if my books get deleted because there's barely any seggs scenes or mature content in my books. maybe in the future i'll make smut and lemons, not right now tho.

anyways, enjoy the chapter !

P.S :
my other accounts are in my bio, that includes ao3, inkitt, tumblr and quotev. ao3 is confusing asf, but the books and written works on there are AMAZING.

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