uzui: welcome back to my youtube channel! this time, we will be learning a new vocabulary word to add to our collection!
uzui, rummaging for something in the cabinet on cam: last time, we learned about giyuu's milk. for a short recap, i'll be saying it again. giyuu-nyu. 義勇乳. okay, there we have it.
uzui: this time...
uzui: *pulls out a cat ear headband from the drawer*
uzui: EARS!
uzui, putting on the headband: ears in japanese are called 耳, aka, "mi-mi". yeah, it's pronounced mimi. just like that. definitely not me-me. pfft.
uzui:
uzui: sorry guys, i'm so unfunny today.
uzui: anyways, *takes off cat ear headband* we'll be using a new test subject! oh, friend. definitely meant friend. our new pun today is...
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uzui: SANEMIMIIIIIIII
uzui: sanemi is written in chingchong as, 実弥, and the first kanji (sane) for it means "truth". if you're familiar with osomatsu-san, there's the side series thing called "sanematsu-san", and the 実 in the depresso officer's name is the same 実 as in sanemi.
uzui: so perhaps we can say that not knowing the truth... keeps us sane.
uzui:
uzui: before my sub count decreases, let's have another lesson! we can very well say 'sanemimi' is as cute a name as shinazugawa himself. people often use it, the same as using an "n" for endearment, on close friends' names! for example, "sagiri" turns to "sagirin", and "nanami" turns to "nanamin"! kento nanamin!
uzui: so our sentence today is...
uzui:
「サネミミ(実耳)舐めたい」
sane-mimi nametai
i want to lick true ears (kanji),
aka,
sane(mi)'s ears (katakana)
uzui: well, have you taken an interest in learning japanese yet? it's a fun language to make puns in, but it requires a lot of explaining, so visit the duolingo owl when you're free! not sponsored. wish i was tho.
uzui: now it's not as straightforward and discreet as "giyuu-nyu" because gyuunyu was literally milk, while sanemimi is not even an actual word.
uzui, bringing out a lightstick: but that's okay, because our victim this time is an absolute idiot!
uzui: oh giiiiiyuuuuuuu~~~~
giyuu, his head popping up from the other side of the door:
uzui: hold this. *hands him cat ear headbands*
giyuu: *holds*
uzui: now lean very close to the camera while holding that headband to your cheek and say, "sanemimi nametai".
giyuu: *leans close to the camera and says sanemimi nametai*
uzui: now whisper it. sensually. like you're talking to a lover--
uzui:
uzui: like you're bathing a really good dog you've gotten so attached to!
giyuu: but that would hurt. if i get attached to the dog.
uzui:
uzui: fuck me, do i have to counsel you now
giyuu: no
giyuu: it's ok.
giyuu: i'll do it. and tanjiro is counselling me. plus i know you're trash.
uzui:
giyuu:
uzui: e
giyuu, using his smexy sakurai takahiro voice: sanemimi... nametai.
uzui: holy shit man what the fuck
giyuu:
giyuu: *beams*
giyuu: have i done a good job
uzui, unconsciously rubbing giyuu's head: yes, good boy, thank you. i'll treat you to that mcdonald's in a bit after i edit my video.
giyuu: *happy giyuu noises*
giyuu, leaving:
uzui:
giyuu: *gone*
uzui: *sniffs* oh man, he's such a good boy. reminds me so much of sparky. ah, sparky... if only you lived as long as i...
transition
uzui: HEY GUYS! i'll be continuing the vid. so after the mcdonald's with spark-- giyuu, i'm now here with my roommate who came from his part time job! *enters room* hey shinyazugawa
sanemi: the fuck
uzui: heard sum'n interesting in the bathroom today. wanna hear
sanemi:
sanemi: i see the camera, so i don't have a choice, do i?
uzui: you catch on well, amigo.
uzui: you see... *plays an edited audio of the sanemimi nametai but the next "mi" is silenced, cut, edited to make it seem like breaths instead of a syllable + the recorded sounds of giyuu in his sleep, giyuu stretching his limbs, giyuu making genshin impact climbing noises*
sanemi:
uzui:
audio: still playing
sanemi:
uzui: *snort*
sanemi: fuck you
uzui, snorting harder:
sanemi: fuck you go to hell die fuck you
uzui: I WANT TO FILM HIS LOWER HALF
sanemi, throwing pillows at the camera and at uzui: GET THE FUCK OUT TENGEN KILL YOURSELF
uzui, wheezing on the floor attempting to crawl out of the room: I-- HHHHEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHAHAHA-- IM N-- HHHHHHHAAAAAHHAHAHA *WHEEZING*
audio, still playing:
uzui: I FEEL BAD NOW I'LL CLOSE THE DOOR AND GO TO 7ELEVEN HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHAHAHAHA
sanemi, muffled, from the other side of the door: FUCKING KILL YOURSELF
uzui: I DONT NEED TO IM FUCKING DYING
uzui: OH MY GOD HHHHHAAAAHHHHAHAHA
camera is wonk while uzui walks out the hallway slowly, laughing silently
camera pans to show giyuu exiting his room holding cup ramen
uzui:
giyuu:
uzui:
giyuu: sanemi called me and said he needed a--
uzui: HHDHDHDH FUCK
uzui: OH MY GOD LIFE IS GOOD
uzui: HELP ME LORD FOR I HAVE BEEN NAUGHTY
giyuu:
uzui: BUT NOT AS NAUGHTY AS THESE TWO HAVE BEEN AND ALWAYS WILL BE *wheezes and waves at giyuu while he stumbles out the building*
giyuu:
camera shows outside 7eleven
uzui: HHHHH hAAHHHHaHAHA shit. phew. hhHHHH pfft-- oh god i'm sorry. oh god pheeeeewwww... let's... let's buy fruit sandwiches. nex-next video... *wiping tears* will be my adventures around town while my dorm room is occup--fffff-ied-- hhhAHAHAHA OH GOD THANKS GUYS like share subscribe, to uzuwhee-- do it the uzuway-- *whEEZE*