🦠🦠🦠🦠timeskip 2 night🦠🦠🦠🦠
I need somewhere to sleep but I refuse to sleep on the couch. Ill sleep outside if I need to. I guess I could ask if theres a spare room that isnt totally covered in trash.
I walk to the living room to see if anyone is around to ask.
"no, YOU should stop making noise! im not the one jumping around on all the walls like a crazy person, you crazy person! what? im bosses favorite-why would you say that!-"
Ok, Doppio must be nearby. Who the hell is he yelling at??
Ah. A frog. Makes sense I guess! Is Secco morphed into his bed???
"Sorry to interrupt but Ive got a question...are there any spare rooms I can sleep in?"
Doppio looked up from his frog argument and waved at me.
"Oh! Sugar! Sugar!!" Secco came.. swimming? towards me and grabbed my leg.
I shake him off and throw a sugar cube across the room. He catches it in his mouth and makes some gross dog-person noises
"You can have my old room!" Doppio said happily. If its anything like his room now Ill gladly take it!
"Thanks a bunch, Ill make sure to give you extra strawberry milk😌"
Doppio leads me down a hall and stands at a closed door.
"Here it is! Now, I hope monkeys dont bother you much, the boss had a monkey phase and had me collect monkey things for my room!"
Oh. Fucking shit- my biggest phobia is of monkeys. Ill just have to suck it up unless I wanna stay on the roach and mold covered furniture
"Ok, lets see this monkey room,,"
i.
"Thanks for the room Doppio, um, i might just sleep in Seccos room actually- thank you though, uh," I literally burst into tears without even realizing it. This room is horrifying.
"Oh, Vitello are you crying????? Im so glad you like the room so much!!! Ill see you later Ive got an argument to win. Ill show that froggy bastard Im better-..."
With that he wandered off and left me in the monkey room. Alone.
"Vi....telloooooooo!!! Walk! Walk! Play!!"
OH MY GOD ARE THE MONKEYS TALKING I CANT DO THIS TODAY---
Nevermind Its just Secco. Ive never been happier to see this freak in my LIFE
"wait you know my name? Its like 10pm I cant take you on a walk right now. How about in the morning we go to the park? Ill let you get on the playground and climb around"
Secco nodded excitedly
"Park! Play!!! at park!"
Thats great. glad he likes the idea. Now im leaving this room immediately! :)
"Secco, can I like, sleep in your dog house tonight please."
He seemed to like that idea because he started to run around me in circles. Its kind of getting cute, Im not gonna lie 😳 Maybe i wont make him sleep in the crate tonight :)