the french trio || bts crack...

By bacontae

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"i just wanted pasta, not a sauce tsunami" "welcome to the spaghetto πŸ˜”" __ In which Taehyung, Jimin and Jin... More

Hey!πŸ’—
frenchies are back 😚
not the smartest in the drawerπŸ˜”
the creation of the spice boys 😎
pussycatdoll's anthem 😌🐱
the chic spaghetto πŸπŸ’…
hobi is onto sumn 😳
i hat you 😑🎩
lizartae geckhyung 🦎🀩
girlsgogames is a bitch 🀨
we're all in this together πŸ˜ŽπŸ’ƒ
take a sniff bro
hakuna your tatas
tae's safety bag
it's friday girls 😚😍
bingo b
tinky winky πŸ’ƒ
fruit party πŸ‘πŸ’πŸ
it's spooky 😳
slender man=jungkook πŸ’ƒπŸ˜ˆ
microwave πŸ‹πŸŠ
happy feet πŸ§šβ€β™€οΈπŸ§
let it bee 🐝
who is manjune ? 😳
u a virgin ?
sec sire πŸ™ˆ
mister break-a-leg
nachos and furries πŸ™€
microphobe !?🎀😱
chat noir oppa?? πŸ˜³πŸ’¦
pie hole πŸ₯§πŸ•³
mission: jungkook, hide pt.1
humans are ugly πŸ€’πŸ’”
bruce me πŸ’ͺ😌
french nails ?? πŸ‡«πŸ‡·πŸ’…
(love?) letter
(love?) letter pt. 2
love!letter
thiefbrush

justin cat boy??

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By bacontae


(A/N: i'm back at it again lol)

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spice boys

hobihobo: EVERYONE

hobihobo has changed the the groupchat name to 'space boys'

                         space boys


hobihobo: HAPPY FULL MOON !!!

famjoon: what

famjoon: don't we have full moon like every month??

hobihobo: yep

famjoon: then why are you celebrating it??

hobihobo: because i have never seen a full moon, namjoon.

hobihobo: i also really wanted to change the gc name so 🤷‍♀️

kooknoir: YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN A FULL MOON?!

hobihobo: nooo i always fall asleep when i want to see it 😭

jintleman: how old are you??

hobihobo: 🤷‍♀️

meep:

meep: there you have it. a full moon.

hobihobo: you could have at least cropped the picture yoongi 🤨

hobihobo: ANYWAYS WHO IS WILLING TO WATCH THE MOON WITH ME LATER TONIGHT!?

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hobihobo: guys???

hobihobo: 😐

jintleman: sorry hoseok but i'd rather stay in my bed

meep: first and last time agreeing with him^^

hobihobo: *scoffs*

hobihobo: who needs friends anyways,, i'll experience this wonderful experience on my own then 🙄

jimonchérie: good 👍

peppermintae: WAIT IF WE ARE SPACE BOYS NOW

peppermintae: MY USERNAME DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE ANYMORE

peppermintae: i need sth space related

jimonchérie: change it to uranus 😉🍑

peppermintae: NOOO I WANT STH COOL

jimonchérie: black hole?? ;)💧💧⚫

peppermintae: NO JIMIN STFU

peppermintae: hmmm

peppermintae: AHA

peppermintae changed their username to 'milkytae'

milkytae: TA-DA

kooknoir: CUTE

jimonchérie: not better than uranus but go off ig 😒

milkytae: if you keep on bugging me like that i'll un-bestie you

jimonchérie: AGAIN?!

milkytae: yes again 🤨

jimonchérie: damn i better stop

milkytae: YEAH YOU BETTER IDIOT

jintleman: i hate this negative energy.

milkytae: oh no-

jintleman: give each other compliments. now. to make up.

milkytae: sigh

jimonchérie: tae, you're like my arms bro,,,, always by my side (shoutout to my arms for always being by my side btw)

milkytae: jimin, i love your hair

milkytae: your dandruff looks like glitter 💫💞

jimonchérie: YOU BITCH-

jimonchérie: YK WHAT

jimonchérie: YOU'RE PRETTY

jimonchérie: PRETTY DAMN ANNOYING

milkytae: OH SHUT UP WOULD YOU

hobihobo: gosh i remember a few years ago

hobihobo: these two were fighting like everyday

milkytae: YEAH ONE TIME JIMIN EVEN PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE THAT A-HOLE

jimonchérie: that was an accident 🙄

milkytae: YOU LITERALLY SAID 'I'M GONNA PUNCH YOU, I'M GONNA PUNCH YOU'

milkytae: RIGHT BEFORE YOU PUNCHED ME?!

jimonchérie: okay yeah that was a lie<3

meep: i'm sorry guys this is completely unrelated but i have a huge problem

homeboy: spit it out homeboy

meep: i have never listened to a single justin bieber song before but

meep: I MADE A FANACCOUNT FOR JUSTIN ON INSTA JUST FOR JOKES AND I CURRENTLY HAVE 20K FOLLOWERS 😭😭

meep: I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO

meep: I CAN'T KEEP POSTING THE SAME CAT EDIT NOW, CAN I??

kooknoir: you. what.

kooknoir: yoongi??

famjoon: wow

famjoon: i have never expected anything like this from you

famjoon: AND I AM YOUR BRO4LIFE WTF DUDE

hobihobo: yoongi ,,, you make me tear up i'm so proud of you

meep: THIS IS A SERIOUS ISSUE

milkytae: THIS IS THE SECOND TIME MY BOY USES ALL CAPS,,, YES GO OFF YOOOOONGI

jimonchérie: okay but the most important question is: what cat edit??

meep: sigh

meep:

jintleman: WAIT THAT WAS YOUR ACCOUNT!?

jintleman: YOU'RE @ JUSTIN_KITTIEBER !??

jintleman: I HAVE BEEN THERE SINCE DAY 1 YOONGI

jintleman: SUCH AN HONOUR TO KNOW YOU IN PERSON

meep: thanks

meep: but like what do i do now

famjoon: hmmmmm

famjoon: make one of these dramatic statements like 'i'm unstanning the belieber community,, the fandom is too toxic ☝️😢'

famjoon: yk the excuses some kpop stans often use idk

milkytae: how do you know-

meep: eh yk what i'll keep the account for a few more weeks, it has grown on me

kooknoir: this whole situation has me: shocked

jintleman: frfr

jimonchérie: BTW HOSEOK

jimonchérie: YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT YUNSEOK TOLD ME TODAY

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jimonchérie: ??hoseok???

jimonchérie: hoseok bro where are you

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hobihobo: FUCK I FELL ASLEEP AGAIN

hobihobo: GODDAMN

hobihobo: guess i'll see mr. full moon next month

hobihobo: ..

hobihobo: or not

kooknoir: shut the fuck up

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(A/N: SIGH

WELCOME BACK BESTIES

IT'S BEEN A WHILE AND IM SO SORRY I HAD BEEN SO BUSY WITH SCHOOL AND SHIT I BARELY HAD ANY TIME TO UPDATE IM SO SORRYQJBQ

but at least i wrote this now at 2am<3

also i would like to explain yet again that none of the jokes i include in this fanfiction are supposed to be taken seriously, i genuinely don't mean to cause any harm or any kind of disrepect against the characters/mentioned people

because as i said, this is fiction, not real life, also to clarify this again: i don't ship any of the members romantically nor do i own the characters, this book is mainly used as a place where i can enhance my creativity and entertain the readers

(i don't want to go to jail,,, I'M SORRY JUSTIN BIEBER STANS)

okay that's it for now babies

byeeeeeee

<333)

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