Book of Random Facts

By Sleepyishhh

268K 7.7K 1.6K

I cannot guarantee that all these facts are true, but let's imagine that they are. All of these were written... More

Introduction
Snails
Cows
Pigs
Lefty
Urine
Muscles
Bats
Cows (again!?)
Ostrich
Gum
Lemons
Smelling
Alcoholic Oranges
EXPLOSION!
Chocolate
Pearls
Rasins
Lipstick
No Pants
Dolphins
Friday the 13th
Seinfeld
Eyelashes
Blood
Bathroom
Walt Disney
More Snails
Porcupines
Emperor Moths
Giraffes
Sharks
Polar Bears
Clouds
Penguins
More
Horses
Chuck Norris
SPLAT!
Jellyfish
Winston Churchill
Mona Lisa
Tablecloths
Scary beds.
No Repeats
Poo
Stamps
Team Blue
PONIES! YAY!
Cookies!
Vegtables
Lighting
Eyeballs
King of Hearts
Owls
GOLD!
Swallow
Slugs
Volleyball!
Let it GO!!!
Headphones!
THIGHS.
Starfish
Snow
FLUSH!
FART AWAY!
Poo-Fume
Lobster
Disneyland
Penguin Water
Brown Polar
Allergies
EVEN MORE SNAILS!
Facts
Surgeons
Sound
ELBOWZ!
Quicksand!
Sniff
Area Codes
Third the Golden Turd!
Hippo Milk
EW! EW! EW! Turtles. EW! EW!
O
Dolphin Bubbles
Scorpion
The Flaming Fart
Leaf
Albert Einstien
BIG LONG WORDS ._.
Humans & Horses
King of the Savannah
...
Heavy Bed
Tails
Harry Styles
TeeHee
100th Fact...and it's gross. Blah.
Stinky Humans
More poop!
Moondust--- OOOH!
Catfishiez
Seaponies
Monopoly!
F...
A/N
+More!
DeAF
KANKLEZ
AGAIN with the poop....
STOOPID PEOPLE
More to Rainbows Than MAGIC!
70%
This Facts is 100% TRUE!
Ants
This made me laugh
:)
Get your GAS MASKS!
It's not Brown
Pandas & Poo
Giraffe
THEY GROW UP SO FAST
Corn **IT WORKS!
Dedication Winner!
Planes
Dreammmmmm onnnnnn
YOU GUISE ARE AMAZING!
Opposite Dreams
Elephants!
***CHOCOLATE'S DARK UNKNOWN SECRET***
Piggy!
How to be an Aussie!
Sad or Happy?
Peach!
Katy Perry
Go Green
SQUIRRELS!
Boo Hoo
LIPS :*
Berries
Goat Accents
Blue
YUM
Peewash
Humpty Dumpty
150th fact!
Self Promo
BANG BANG!
BUMP!
Devil's Breath
'Merica
Flipping tables again....
PLUM POWER!!
Google Trick!
Wash Your Dirty Mind!
Viagra Flowers
Pea
Clay Shrek

Wrinkles Underwater

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By Sleepyishhh

Your skin wrinkles up underwater not because it's time to get out, but because your brain is making your fingers and toes have better grip underwater.

So my Grandma has amazing grip underwater-- "GRAMMY LET'S GO SWIMMING!"

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