— 𝙂𝙤𝙏𝙤𝙎𝙡𝙚𝙚𝙥 𝙝𝙖𝙨 𝙨𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙖 𝙢𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙖𝙜𝙚!
GoToSleep
YOOOO WHOS THAT BOY FROM THE SCIENCE
CLUB
BabyBoo, AngyRoomie, twink in a hat, HeyMamas😘, ShutUpKaeya, NoMoney, ß r ï Ð g ê, and CaramelFrappe have come online!
BabyBoo
do you mean timaeus?
GoToSleep
what no
fuck timaeus
me and my homies don't like timaeus
ShutUpKaeya
Oh, you're talking about Albedo then.
GoToSleep
YES
HIM
IceIceBabie has come online!
IceIceBabie
wait who's albedo and how come
i haven't heard of them
BabyBoo
yun do u remember the blonde that
looked like he was abt to die when
that one kid put more of one substance
than he should
I think he was going to have a seizure
right on the spot
IceIceBabie
oh
OH
OH HIM??
will gladly start a poly with him 👍
he's v pretty if u ask me
GoToSleep
glad he's got your approval yun
BUT LIKE
HOL' Up
LET ME REMEMBER FOR A SEC
HusbandMaterial has come online!
HusbandMaterial
I smell tea?
twink in a hat
i don't even know if it's tea at this point.
probably just y/n going through a horny
phase.
which is almost all the time.
GoToSleep
I DO NOT
well
i'm kinda doubting myself about that but
tHIS SLANDER SCARAMOUCHE
twink in a hat
learn to control your hormones then.
GoToSleep
i can't believe i even thought abt cuddling u
gonna need that coupon back sir
twink in a hat
no
GoToSleep
i'm-
whatever
anyway, albedo
HusbandMaterial
Albedo? He's the guy that does the art in my
books.
GoToSleep
wh
HUH$%$#%%SDD#E?
AND YOU HAVEN'T INTRODUCED ME???
HusbandMaterial
You haven't asked?
GoToSleep
I
uh
ANYWHO😍
ß r ï Ð g ê
WAIT I KISSED ALBEDO BEFORE
GoToSleep
waht
ß r ï Ð g ê
IT WAS LIKE A DARE OR SOME
SHIT BUT HIS LIPS ARE HELLA
SOFT
GoToSleep
do u have his contacts?
ß r ï Ð g ê
bestie i have everyone's contacts
GoToSleep
SEND
ß r ï Ð g ê
dms
GoToSleep has added xxx-xxx-xxxx to the groupchat!
GoToSleep has changed xxx-xxx-xxxx nickname to sexy bitch!
ß r ï Ð g ê
SEXY BITCH????
IceIceBabie
FUCKSDKN
sexy bitch has come online!
sexy bitch
What is this?
twink in a hat
.
BabyBoo
omg hey bestie
sexy bitch
Who are all of you?
ß r ï Ð g ê
omg hey hottie remember me?
kaeya?
sexy bitch
Kaeya?
Yes, I remember you.
You were my math partner, right?
ß r ï Ð g ê
YES BUT YOU DON'T TALK TO ME ANYMROE
GoToSleep
kae is heartbrocke
ß r ï Ð g ê
SHUT UP YOU DON'T KNWO MY
PIANM
HusbandMaterial
Hey Albedo!
sexy bitch
Xingqiu?
What are you doing here?
HusbandMaterial
Yunyun invited me to this groupchat.
sexy bitch
Makes sense.
But, why is my name, "sexy bitch"?
twink in a hat
because that's what you are.
GoToSleep
SCARA?>?(((?(
twink in a hat
listen, I went through the yearbook and
ß r ï Ð g ê
AND???
twink in a hat
I have two hands for a reason.
GoToSleep
is the other one for me?
twink in a hat
no, you dumb bitch. it's for kazuha.
GoToSleep
WHAT THE FUCK YOU SIMP
IceIceBabie
I AM LITERALLY RIGHT HERE
GIVE ME YOUR HAND SCARA
twink in a hat
you can have my leg
GoToSleep
I FUCKING HATE EVERYTHING
CaramelFrappe
wait can I have your other leg
twink in a hat
sure
GoToSleep
THAT'S IT
I'M SUING
WHERE THE FUCK IS YAN FEI
little lawyer has come online!
little lawyer
Right here!
What do you need help with?
GoToSleep
I'M SUInG SCARA
THE LITTLE BITCH WON'T
LET ME HOLD HIS HANd
little lawyer
.
Will you let me date Hu Tao in return?
GoToSleep
hu tao is literally in love with you
just kiss her already
me and her are just besties
AngyRoomie
Have you not noticed how much
Hu Tao even looks at you?
You can be on the other side of the
school and she'll come running
down to the room you're in to see
you.
little lawyer
Oh! Well, uh. Okay then.
exiled lmao has come online!
exiled lmao
why is scara in my closet with venti
and chongyun holding onto his legs
sexy bitch
They were talking about how
this supposed, "Scaramouche" was
letting me hold his hand and the
other was for you. Then "GoToSleep"
started talking about suing them
for not letting them hold his hand.
ß r ï Ð g ê
the mf just summarized that in
2 seconds what the hell
sexy bitch
I am a god.
ß r ï Ð g ê
and that's why I worship you
GoToSleep
but I thought I was the one with
the harem.......,.,.,......,.
twink in a hat
and I stole it lmao
GoToSleep
I AM DONE
FINISHED
SKIT DIDDLY DOP POP OUT OF HERE
BabyBoo
SKIT DIDDLY DOP POP
PLEASEJKENKJA
GoToSleep
y'all ain't loyal smh my head
going to start a poly with my homeboys
niiko and jay
—
[A/n]: I have three male reader books I'm looking forward to writing at the moment.
Anyway, Yan Tao canon lovers, I don't make up the rules.
But if Kazuscara ends up being problematic, I'll make sure
to drop it fast. For now, if they know each other, they're
going to be simping for one another bc I said so
prolly gonna edit some chapters as well. i said some bad things
without doing any research on it, and I plan on fixing it, ok? ok
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