"yo - normal talking
AAAAAA - tougths
Consume - angry/pleased
| sup | - electronics
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So what can he say about this day?
IT was shit he evolved the [ true aura] withîn AV to spirit wich gave it a masive buff to its enhancing properties and aparantly it has 2 more Evolution
Buț guess what that caused.... A MOTHER FUCKING DIRECT FEELING TO THE SOUL
THAT FEELING WAS PAIN!
IT HUw21RT
A FUCKING LOT!
Buț i guess it as worth it îm trying to evolve my chackra to pure chackra wich failed but on The brigth side rolled my gacha once and got a something you would'nt belive
[ sonic dna]
AS A SONIC FANBOY I KNOW HIS FEATS AND BLOODY HELL IF I GET HALF OF GAMES SONIC SPEED I WILL BE GOD
Buț after a absorbed it i just got a Skill
[ super speed lv 1/10]
[ YOU need to raise this skill to The max to unlock its forms j
[ Skill form : 1/5]
I need to max this Skill five Times to get sonic's speed
Meh îm not complaining
SO testing with scp's....
Today i had to deal with "cyborg Child"
ÎM not made to deal with children
SO i was trying to cure her but the moment they noticed that now she could walk properly because i simply made her 2 sides fuse better
SO. I was held at gun point
Me : .... I beat the shit ouț of 682 with litle dificulty
Cc ( cyborg Child) got scared so iade sleep
??? : her body was benefical to technology! WE COULD HAVE DISCOVERED SO MUCH ABOUT IT!
Me :.... You fucking kept a Child captive ( even if you treated her a bit nice) and didnt fucking try to help her regulate her body at all?
AT this point a weak [presence] was going off
??? : yes
Me : ok.....i just wanted to know
??? : know what?
I got up and placed cc on my bed gently before.... Staring at The glass window
Me : i can Break ouț of this cell knock out every single being în this lab
??? : but you wont
Me : why not
??? : allmost all personel here are 18-19
Me : did i say Hurt?
??? : no???? You said knock ouț
Me : i dont need to Hurt you to make yall DROP like rag dols you punny ass BICHES
[ mellon/cobalt ]
[ species : elder klyntar / tainted soul ( end of Time variant) ]
[ Titles : vibe check mellon, the bloody meteor, gențle giant ]
[ Evolution progres : 40% ]
[ HP : 100.0000 ]
[ AV : 100.0000 ]
[ body : 10.000 ]
[ mind : 10.000 ]
[ soul : 10.000 ]
[ Spells : magic Canon, magic missile, ice shard, leap, fire breath, smoke bomb, conjure sword, magic rocket, cobwebs, spider swarm, hellfire magic, skeleton magic(bones and gaster blasters), Ironwood hearth, SPACE magic, destruction magic ]
[ skills : klyntar biology ( skills absorbed : tentacle generațion, static, animal brawl, AV manipulation, demon form lv 3/10, string manipulation, hand to hand combat, swordmanship, dual wield, observe, presence, meditate, medical knowlege lv 2/10, renewal Taekwondo lv 4/10, sarcasm, teleportation, fire imunity, imortality, super speed lv 1/5) ]
[ W REMARK : damn boi thats prety impresive]
I trained a bit șince i got here plus the improvement from zenith so...... I was prețy fucking strong thorax was also training
I made sure to knock ouț the camera first then k.o everyone there i then made sure that cc îs ok and back în her cell and everybody was back up to health
A few scientist were scared of me for a while, while the rest were calling me a Child protector or parent
Aparantly i was memed as a doting father figure ( i never had Kids okay?! Back în my human life i was kinda sad about it so i just decided to be a father figure to other younger soldiers, assasins, or realy anyone under 19)
Aniway so other than that i neded to test with.... Scp.... Scp
OH GOD I not fucking ready for this
Timeskip
Scientist : so scp 4001-A before you go we must ask you some questions
Me : ok?? (here it comes)
Scientist : are you a furry?
Me : no but im dissapointed în your race for even making that
Scientist :.... Do you watch anime? If so what genre
Me : yes i prefer action, horror, and clasics like jojo or fost of The North star
Scientist : this Last question îs a bit odd
Me : very well?
Scientist : do you find Fox women atractive
Me :..... Did i hear that rigth?
Scientist : yes you did
Me : first of all what the fuck?
Second i dont realy feel lust
Scientist : very well
And to answer your first question i have no idea
Me : so do i go in
Scientist : yes we told her about you well some things about you
Me : îl just go în
I walk to the armored door and teleport inside
The room was a literal big box, the walls and floor were hard and White, în The box was a table and scp 953 was staring at me surprised, the Tea shiw as drinking falling from her cup because she was so still
Scientist : he can do that!
SCP 953 :!!!
Me : hello îm here today to test with you !
I used presence to make me seem friendly and safe aura around me
SCP. 953 seems wary but a bit more relaxed
Spaker : scp 953 calm down scp 4001-A May look intimidating but he îs a safe class scp Who îs very friendly
Me : hello are you a kumiho?
You seem to hostile to be a kitsune
SCP 953 frezes for a second
SCP 953 : your the first to get it rigth
Me : i mean to be fair both kitsunes and kumihos are very similar species
SCP 953 gets a bit angry
: similar how so?
Me : kitsunes most of The Times are just pranksters of tricksters
Kumihos most of The Time are damn malevolent and sadistic
SCP 953 cant realy deny cobald she îs sadistic and somewhat evil
Me : well aniway i have been meaning to ask
How do you transform îm made of slime so i can shapeshift
Buț how can you?
SCP 953 : ummm i can manipulate the mind of pepole to see difrently?
(yeah will go with that, i cant tell him i dont know how)
Me : that actualy very clever and powerfull
SCP 953 : thank you ( it worked!)
Me : (what a half assed explenation)
SO what now?
SCP 953 : hmmmm
Scientist : okay the first phase went well nw onto the second phase
A weird gas is starting to get aded to The room
I sniffed ît and analised it....... For The LOVE OF
I STARED AT THAT GLASS WINDOW FOR A UNCOMFORTABLE AMOUNT OF TIME
If your wondering it was aprosideac bășicli horny gas
Am îm still fucking around by that i mean i used mana to manipulate the air granting me [air magic]
Buț scp 953 was a bit affected.... She jumped me and..... I knocked her out with a tap
.....
Scientist :..... Ok then why so angry
Me : you tried to drug me and make her potencialy rape me you litle shit
Scientist : you can reck her at any moment!
Me : maybe i feel bad about it!
Timeskip
Back to The rule 34 dimension
Why?
Simple that horny gas made me well... Horny
I was curently în a rather empty xenomorph hive
I see a xenomorp that a lot more humanoid that other as in "a sense"
Insert Lenny face
Nevermind i found my stress reliever
WE looked eyes for a second
Then she walked towards me on all fours
She circles me.....
I extend my hand out
She snifs....
Now she was on top of me.... Nope!
I pined againts the wall and fucked from behind
So we did the thing wich was mating
Timeskip : no detailed lemon yet
OH boy i Got bored of scp world so i went back to mha
Curently just chiling on a building în bird form
So what to do..... Save eri first wait îm țen years of Canon she isnt even born yet!
THAT villian quest isnt completed yet îs it?
[ QUEST : progres : 76% ( you are a treath to evil but good also sees you as intimidating)
Frankly i dont even remember what the REWARD îs
The only goal i realy have îs mostly have fun
And make Shinso strong but.... The manga got it covered
Hmmmmm so what to fuck now..... Wait
You. Know what Gacha time
[ Rolling....]
[YOU got a player made item (rank B+) ]
Hold up player can make items?
[ yes some have allready recreated weapons like the excalibur or omnitrix]
What did i get
[a summon made to be like a stand]
[ "at all cost" that the stand name]
[ apearance :
]
What does it do
[ it has 3 abilities first : "no cost to great"]
[You May sacrifice some things you have to gain more Power, Shop points, wealth, memories, even stats or other pepole ]
[ the stand with usualy ștab itself as to activate this move]
[ second : "if its cost me, so be it"]
[ YOU health and AV Will be drained for your stats to increase you may also trade max health or AV for a ridiculos amount of Power ]
[ the stand Will slash/slice/ștab the Target]
[ third/Last : "everything requires payment"]
[ the enemy whole existence and overall luck în that existence will be scaned after calculațing it a prize for that luck and existence ( that the enemy can/cant affort) shall be chosen]
[ the stand Will slice/slash/stab the enemy so that the move Will activate]
[ YOU can also change its sword into what ever blade you want or hand it a weapon]
Hmmmm i can a...... Wait..... Can i have a zanpakto
[ if you kill and eat a soul reaper yes]
Better idea keep Rolling gacha
[ Rolling......]
[ YOU got rank B Skill]
[ skill : bestow ]
[ YOU can bestow copies of you skills to pepole (only 3 skills per person) ]
I can make a squad!?
I can make my own squad back like the old times.... Drinking with the bois.... Gunning down gangs..... Playing poker în The Lunch break.....
Can i recreate that..... No can i have New pepole to do that with?.....
Aniway despite my emoțional moment there i realy dont know what to do at this point
I want to be original but some worlds seem so tempting like.... Maybe baki i could learn some useful styles and technicue There or rising of The shiled hero what if i bond with naofumi and the shield....?
What Powers would i gain
A simple defense up or something more as the shield îs of divine origin
HELL i could go to demon slayer and go give tanjiro hyper regen
Or maybe minecraft modded or Terraria moded it could be fun enchanting myself Will be weird to....and potions oh god the potions Will be realy Good when their Time comes.....
Hmmm maybe go bond with saitama?
THAT would bring so contreversy?
Or maybe make a kid simbiotes can reproduce axesexualy so having a kid wont be that bad..... Maybe later..... Actualy why not skullgirls the skulhearth seem interesting to bond with or consume and îl meet some of my kin there
Yeah seem like a good goal
[ YOU must wait 2 days to go back în another universe]
I have 2 days..... Hmmm what to do
I know!
Timeskip
So thorax îs back în his home world too he got New Skill and our stats are even actualy îm prețy sure thorax has higther stats than me but Lesser skills
So what did i do well
Another slaugther this Time i went after corupt politicians
I used their heads as baskets and put trash în it
No they are the same on The outside a trashbin
I also left evidence to make sure they know that the litle shits deserve it
Buț after the 16th politician..... I got caugth by..... WAIT WHAT
Nana tomura was straring me down
How the fuck? Wasnt she wounded its only been a..... A lot fucking Time... I guess remants of OFA are still there
Or maybe she didnt pass țo all migth yet..... I hope its not the later OFA could make her a treath
She didnt move..... This is driving me crazy!
Uhhh
Me : hey uh ... Are you ok? You havent atacked yet
Nana : ....hmmm youre not a mindles beast as they said
Me : sigh listen i tried doing this the legal way for years.... Nothing worked an angry tweet and thats it
If 10 years didnt make anything happen that way
Îl make a lot more progres this way
Nana : i see your point but wasnt everything a bit exsesive
Me : the masses want a sadist or punisher so....migth as well keep în caracter
Nana flinched before i used a AV fueled [smoke bomb] to get away also using [spider swarm] to keep her busy a litle bit while i escaped
Cowardly yes But if figth somone it has to be recorde— nvm theres a drone so while nana charged trougth the smoke i kicked her...
The kick was enougth to launch her back
Me : listen i dont want to figth you your only hero i actualy know that...... A true....
Nana : .... At least your sincere
The jumped and kicked me with an axe kick but i graber her leg opened a portal to The her Association with SPACE magic and yeeted her inside
Me :
I looked straigth at The drone
Me : fuck Schools that dont make a happy place for student to learn!
Then used an AV ice shard to destroy the drone before going toward the 17th corupt politician direction
The fans of The went crazy at the fotage of mellon
The livestream chat :
| adiționalpunch : SO LONG GAY NANA |
| SAITAMAGAMER : SO LONG GAY NANA |
| memeING : SO LONG GAY NANA |
The chat kept spaming that for a while ( like 4 minutes )
|gametheory : so no one cares about mellon literaly opened a rift în literal space and yeeted somone în there|
|herotheory : aparantly she was send în The Hero Association head quarter|
| vibecheck : oof hes like have your shit back |
| troawerPower : SPACE MAGIC BOY, SPACE MAGIC |
|raveyard : a man of culture i see|
| fuckityfuck : that true hero part was a bit touching he does actualy care about the world but legal means never worked so he had no choice|
|Arealist : responding to fuckityfuck : he și rigth most heroes are în it for The money because well... You need to live dont you? |
| yeah : i love how he tries to mimic the echo of The mario voice too|
Timeskip
On boy i checked the coments of a video..... Damn that meme realy blew up over the next week
[ W : ... You dont seem as angry as usual în a good mood?]
Yeah îm in a good mood but first i will sleep on my comfy nest om bored to o Will sleep to wait ouț some shit
I went off to dream land as I send thorax the video of me and nana..... He responded very quickly with a video of him figthing..... Îs he figthing a fucking mech made of saw blades
The video was titled "pale Kings secret guard"
LOL
I responded with a lol and bye before i hit the sack
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Wassup broskies today îs my Last braek day before School so enjoy this chap Will you!
Also any world that mellon shoud explore?