Wrong Number Kiddo

By TheCreativityGeek

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Peter Parker. Just a normal kid from Queens. Well, normal except for the fact that his aunt's abusive, he's S... More

| 1 | Who Is This? | 1 |
| 2 | Late | 2 |
| 3 | A Little Help? | 3 |
| 5 | Homework | 5 |
| 6 | Punishment | 6 |
| 7 | Bullies | 7 |
| 8 | Avengers | 8 |
| 9 | Really Ms. Nat? | 9 |
| 10 | I'm Sorry | 10 |
| 11 | Explain | 11 |
| 12 | Are You Serious? | 12 |
| 13 | Family | 13 |
| ~ | The End | ~ |

| 4 | Group Chat | 4 |

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Tony 

Hey kid 

I got some friends who wanna meet you 

Peter 

Ok 

I'll go pack my bags 

Come get me in an hour 

Tony 

I'm NOT gonna kidnap you 

I meant a group chat 

Peter

OHHHHHHH

Tony

I just made it

Go ahead and jump on

~ Tony, and 9 others ~

Peter

Hello!

?

I love him already

??

Wanda, meet your new brother. I'm making Tony adopt him.

Peter

Hold on! I need genders and names for all of you!

??

Big Brother

Male

(Peter has changed ?? to Big Brother)

?

Big Sister

Female

(Peter has changed ? to Big Sister)

???

Nat

Female

(Peter has changed ??? to Ms. Nat)

??????

Winter I guess...

And male

(Peter had changed ?????? to Winter)

?????

Male

...

Ms. Nat

Call him Frisbee Man

(Peter had changed ????? to Frisbee Man)

Frisbee Man

Nat!

Peter

Too late.

I like it, and I'm keeping it.

Winter

Can I adopt him?

Tony

I found him

He's mine

Peter

Don't worry Mr. Winter!

You can be the cool uncle!

(Peter had changed Winter to Cool Uncle)

???????

I'm Bruce

And Male

(Peter had changed ??????? to Mr. Bruce)

????????

I was gonna be the cool uncle

I don't know what to do now

Peter

What do you do for fun?

Tony

He likes to jump out of the vents and scare us at random times

Peter

You can be Imposter then! 

Like from Among Us! 

(Peter has changes ???????? to Imposter)

?????????

HOW DO I TURN OFF THIS CAPS LOCK THING YOU SPEAK OF?

Ms. Nat

Hold on.

?????????

That's better

What is it that Tony calls me?

Tony

Point Break

?????????

Ah yes! I shall be Point Break!

(Peter had changed ????????? to Point Break)

????

I don't give a crap

(Peter had changed ???? to Meanie Pants)

Tony

Kid I love you!

Peter

Awwww

I love you too dad!

Big Sister

I bet you look like a literal puppy

Peter

I do not!

Big Brother

Awwww

He's adorable even when he's mad!

Peter

I do NOT look like a puppy dog.

Look!

Big Sister

I stand corrected

You look like an angry puppy

Peter

Fine

But I will get you for this

Imposter

I see why he likes you

Peter

I do have a natural charm

*winks

Frisbee Man

Did you just wink through text?

Peter

Yes

Big Brother

Get with the program old man

Imposter

YES! THAT'S HOW IT FEELS!!!!

Frisbee Man

I give up.

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