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12/14/32
(Date transfer and whole article, including comments, translated into English):
December 14th, 2032
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神秘解开！孔关娜回来了！
The Mystery Unravels Itself! Kong Guan Na (Klarise Kong) is Back!
It's been a long while since we've seen our singer, Kong Guan Na, back. So first off, welcome back! (And is it not a funny coincidence that Sun Xue Li (Maeve Sun Lively) and Li Bo Kai (Cameron Li) also just came back? Haha, the rivals back at it again, isn't it?
Even from miles away—with our great internet source duh!— we have known that not just Kong Guan Na has been away from China for years, but she has also been very quiet and absent from the media in the past one year and a half. This of course goes without saying, was what we thought having to do with the arrest of her parents and her now divorced husband (who's also in jail). All in all, it was a tragic experience.
Just last week, shots of this new woman, well, should I say Kong Guan Na, have emerged in our circle of life once again! It wasn't a big deal, the music and all, a song of hers being released (FYI the last time she released something was ages ago) and it's an okay song. But okay, something that really is intriguing is...get this:
Wow. Is this even Kong Guan Na?
(Photo of a magazine cover showing Kong Guan Na in a long beaded black dress, makeup light, and her face being pretty in a mean and dangerous way, but still pretty. She leans on a white block of stairs, posing in a mesmerizing way for the photo.)
I'm not saying she doesn't look better, anyone with eyes can see that she is much filled on the breast, has curves now, and more importantly, her face captures your eye. But the thing is...it's too drastic of a change. It's not the Kong Guan Na with the angelic voice but boring face and body that used to catch us! It's...someone else altogether.
But now we have our answer. The past year she has disappeared was because of a head to toe plastic surgery. Not being the respectful and dutiful daughter and sister (taking care of her brother) that she's supposed to be. All she cares about is how she looks when her whole family is going through a change so tragic? Wow. Just wow.
Honestly, in my opinion? This is very disappointing.
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Comments:
我是人妖 commented: Hoe!
我爱孔关娜565764 commented: She looks so pretty! I love her more now.
灵梦游42 commented: This is disgusting...I mean a lip filler I can understand. But this? Nuh uh, it is just humiliating. Kong Guan Na is a no on my watch now.
孙雪莉我最爱456 commented: EWWW, GET THAT PICTURE OF HER OUT OF MY FACE! Also, can we talk about how marvelous the return of Sun Xue Li is? It's just so much better than whatever this is. #CancelKongGuanNa
薯片大王35 commented: I love her music but...I'm sorry Kong Guan Na, I just can't take this.
HAIKYUU987 commented: Yeah guys! Let's all cancel Kong Guan Na. A person who does not respect her own given face and goes to change all of it while her parents and husband are in jail does not deserve our support!
我爱孔关娜565764 reply to HAIKYUU987: Fuck you and everyone else on this comment section here. Kong Guan Na is a free woman, let her do what she wants! And she's not married anymore, bet that guy wasn't so good either since he's in jail. Anyways: FUCK U!