Ink: Today is going to be my day off but the question is why am I HERE!? *looks at a hill* We are going down the hill with a sled. Most importantly this hill is so fucking tall!
Nightmare: Oh don't be so pessimistic, this will be fun!
Ink: This hill is so tall its like Mt. Millinium had an adopted child
(Mt. Millinium, known as the tallest mountain in the Dreamwap Multiverse)
Cross: So what? Last time we did this is When we went down St. Blare street using a unicycle
Nightmare: We almost ran over one time
Ink: Could've done this on snow. But this one doesn't have a SNOW!
Nightmare: Sonogo, nankyokutairiku ni ikimasu
Ink: Sorry I don't speak japanese
Nightmare: *slaps him* I said go to Antarctica
Error: *in the sidelines, drinking coffee* Atleast the hospital is nearby
Ink: Real reassuring, Error 😑
Error: *laughs, slowly sips coffee* Don't worry, Ink. I will call the ambulance when I see things gone wrong.
Ink: How comforting 😒
Nightmare: Well are you ready!?
Cross: Yes!
Ink: No
Cross: On your mark?
Nightmare: Get set!
Ink: ....
Nightmare: *stares at him* 😒
Cross: *gives him puppy dog eyes* 🥺
Ink: *sighs* Go 😑
~Elsewhere~
Dream: *signing a random document, not knowing the ridiculous shits his "sister" and her friends are doing*
Blue: *appears, just got back from his work* Dream have you seen, Error?
Dream: No. *drinks coffee* I haven't seen her? *his phone rings* Huh? *checks to see who called him, confused to see Error's number on the screen* Hello?
Error: Hello? 911? My friends fell silently down the hill! They can't stop rolling and the hill is very very VERY high!
Dream Wait? What!?
Error: Wait Dream? Oh shit! Wrong number! *hangs up immediately and calls the emergency number*
Dream: ..... *drops his phone down, rubs his forehead*
Blue: *looks at him confuse*
Dream: I think I know were Error and the others are-
~3 HOURS LATER AFTER BEING RESCUED~
Dream: *stares at Nightmare who is now in a hospital bed*
Nightmare: *is now wrapped in bandages looking like a mummy, tries to say something to Dream*
Dream: Not.A.Word
Nightmare: :'3