A/N: appreciate that pic ^
Also this chapter...(along with all of my chapters) is a bit of a mess lolz
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GC next day:
Urbosa: As I was saying....I wanna do more of yesterday--
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[The Author added Link, link,link,link,link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link,link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link to the group]
link: ???
(Link is tying...)
(Link is tying...)
(Link is tying...)
Link: Um??
Link: uh hi..?
(Link is tying...)
(Link is tying...)
Link: ??????
Revali: OH HELL NO, NO, NO..!! MY WORST NIGHTMARE--
Urbosa: Good Hylia. I'm not suprised with this. ALL I WANTED WAS MY D.R URBOSA TIME TO SHINE. One day I will. Smh 🤡🤹♀️
Link: hYaH
Link: I believe it's HYAAAAAYAYAYAYA
Link: No, HYYYYYYaaaaHhhh
Link:...hey yall I'm riding my Birdie
Link: HYAH
Link: Don't interrupt my speech u piece of-
Urbosa: Aren't u supposed go be the sweetest Link? Go back on your bird. 🤢🤚
Link: No, I am??
Link: what??? me??
Link: who y'all talking to???? Me??
Link: I am sweet!!!
Revali: *Dies*
Daruk: HEY!! Don't ride Revali! That's animal cruelty!
Revali: *comes back to life* WHY U LITTLE--
Mipha: (Again...how can we cut eachother off thought text)
Urbosa: Revali, u should of stayed dead, idiot. 🤣👏
Revali: KSBDHDH
Mipha: Um...!! calm down...heh...
Link: ....why are there so many of meh✌👁👄👁✌ not that I'm complaining.
Link: 🤺🤺🤺
Revali: KSJDJDHDHDB
Link: wait yeah...why are there so many??
Mipha: Um...Link? Please stop spamming--
Link: Yeah?
Link: No.
Link: who me????
Link: who you talking to???
Link: who's mi-p-ha?
Link: why should I stop spamming??Tell them to--
Mipha: HYLIA GIVE ME STRENGTH-
Daruk: DAMN MIPHS 🤧🏆🎖👑
[Zelda kicked link, link,link,link,link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link,link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link from the group]
Daruk: damnnn. dat a lot of linkies and little guy juniors.
Mipha: Tell me about it 😳😬
Revali: why do I feel like the amount of links was exaggerated 😑
Urbosa: How is that possible. U can't exaggerate tha--
Revali: I don't know, just a thought...to the...author. 😑
Urbosa: k whatevs 🤧👌
Zelda: Uh..!! Hi...I'm back. Sorry I had to kick them out. I couldn't contain myself from linky heaven--- I MEAN, *Cough cough* it was too much spam.
Urbosa: Do your thing, girly. Sis ain't complaining 🤧 I'm proud more than anything💅💅💅
Daruk: ....ok. But why do u write 'cough'. U can't cough through a screen.
Mipha: I suppose there was a lot of spam...So I can't blame you there, Princess.
Revali: I'm gonna ignore what just happened....because we've normalised this 🙄. And nobody will listen to me anyway, right?
Daruk: You got that right.
Zelda: yh
Mipha: pretty much lolz xD
Urbosa: Thank Hylia we agree on something.
^(Mipha replied: Urbosa always a mood)
Revali: HEY!! Anyways.....Where's Link? How do u know u didn't leave the wrong one out??
Zelda: Oh I know alright 😍😍😍. I MEAN- I left one of them ig???
Revali: Ugh.....U should of kicked ALL of them out.
Urbosa: Ok Link you can come out now...
Zelda: Yeah don't be shy...😳
(Link is typing...)
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Link ...........Um hi....
Revali: which one are you????? Quickly reply you moron...!!
Mipha: Don't be so rude, R! ....Ok Link...don't be too shy now...we don't mean any harm...
Urbosa: y'all are talking to him like he's an injured pet and you're explaining you mean no harm to it. He's prob another big mouth anyway. All links are the same. 💃💃💃💅
Revali: I second that... Well, on the last line.
(Link is typing...)
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(Link is typing...)
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(Link is typing...)
Revali: wow he types a lot. I'm expecting a big explanation.
(Link is typing...)
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Zelda: Linky, is that you?
Zelda: Link*
(Link is typing...)
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Urbosa: 😂🍿🍿🍿
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Link:.....HYAAAAAAAÀAAAHHAHHAHAHHAÂHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAÃAAAAAÄAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Revali: SWEET HYLIA! HE'S CRAZY. KICK HIM OUT
[Revali kicked Link out of the chat]
Zelda: HEY!!
Mipha: phew
Daruk: goshY
Revali: ALSO couldn't u of just asked Link in the first place before traumatising me. He's probably right next to u as per usual anyway.
Zelda: uh-- No because he left...and said he was quickly gonna uh...do his 'man business'...
Revali: For once, my nosy self doesn't wanna ask.
^(Urbosa replied: Thank Hylia.)
Daruk: Ah, so he's gone to pee in a bush basically.
Urbosa: Link really went 🏃♀️.......🚶♀️ out of this chapter lolz
Revali: IF THAT WAS HIM. HE BETTER OF WASHED HIS HANDS-
Zelda: 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
Mipha: Link would never pee in a bush!!!
Daruk: where else did he in botw? Lol there were no toilets anyway. He's in the wild what did u expect 🙂
Mipha: *Dies*
Revali: I--
Urbosa: I'm gonna ignore that. Plus Revali can't chat. He's a bird. 👯♀️🤧🤚
Revali: AND?? What does that have to do with it???
Urbosa: 🤷♀️✌💅
Mipha: How do birds pee anyways--
Revali: YOU'RE A FISH, U PEE IN A POND AND STILL SWIM IN IT...SO SHUSH...!!!
Daruk: Well--
Revali: AND DON'T U SPEAK EITHER. YOU'RE A ROCK. IF U DID YOUR BUSINESS (IDK HOW THO) IN YOUR SURROUNDINGS, YOU TECHNICALLY EAT IT AFTER SINCE U EAT ROCKS AND U LIVE IN A FRICKING ROCKTOPIA.
Daruk: YOu fRicKinG frIckS!!
Mipha: Don't be rude to Daruk!
^( Daruk replied: Mipha you dropped this -----> 👑👏)
Zelda:...CHANGE THE TOPIC NOW.
Revali: AHEM. Anyways, as I was saying...just tell Link you're gonna add him back. But I'd rather you didn't.
Zelda: HE'S STILL DOING HIS--
Revali: Right. 'Man business'
Urbosa: Ok...sooooo, you know he's picking flowers for you right ?? 🤧👏
Zelda: w--what??? 😳😳😳😳
Mipha: How cute! 💖
Revali: Ew. He's probably plucking the whole silent princess species out as we speak.
Zelda: 😳😳😳
[Author changed her name to Amazing Author]
Revali: K whatever. Ignore that.
Daruk: mhm.
Zelda: Links back...
Revali: Quickly! All in favour of not adding Link back say I 🙋♂️
^(Daruk replied: LOOOL WHY YOU USING A HUMAN EMOJI BOII)
Urbosa: um...anyways. All in favour of kicking ravioli out say I 🙋♀️
Zelda: I 🙋♂️
Daruk: I 🙋♂️
Mipha: I 🙋♀️
Revali: OKKKK I GET ITTT
Urbosa: Anyways, send a pick of the flowers, Zel!!
Mipha: oooo yes!!
Zelda: Me and link are gonna talk in a sec brb. I'll still add him back tho 😳
[Zelda added Link back to the chat]
Link: So....what did I miss ^-^
Revali: -_- we all know u two spoke about it-
Urbosa: shush Revali 🤺🤺🤺 And Link, scroll up
Mipha: 💀🔥
Daruk: 😱👌
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Zelda: 😳😳😳😳😳
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Link: ok so I read it all. And I know them guys. We're in another chat together ^-^
Revali: So he's actually typing properly today? Smh. And let me guess...It's a chat so u can all talk about your Zeldas
Link: Yep exactly ^-^
Zelda: DBDUDKDNDBHDJDNDDHHDHDJDHDHDHDHDHDHDUEIENDHD
Link: MSNDHDKDLSNSHDHDHDBCHFJDJDDNDBDGHDUDKWSKNDHDHDJDJD
Zelda:skxudismshJsjsmsnhzHösksjnsnshs
Link: KsuwnHyajwnbHslalhHalqjhw
Revali: um what's happening.
Mipha: I believe Zeldas snatching Links sheikah slate to see his chats 😳😳😳😳
Link:Mjsj292on#*#&sisjhsHjsjsj
Zelda: LANSJSJSNSHSSOKS92UEHSKSJ¥×€SISUEUEI
Daruk: damn little guy 👏👏👏
Urbosa: Well that makes most sense. (U go girl 😌✌💅)
Revali: 😑😑😑 I'm not suprised anymore.
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End Of chapter 13 LOL
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27-31/5/21 A/N: We all need a Daruk in life
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Also this is links current mood.............
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