Kenji: big foot but shaved
Dave: mr clean!
Roxy: you two are the reason I have anxiety.
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Roxy: while I'm away Darius is in charge
Dave: why?!? I'm the adult
*dave in a Dino costume chasing everyone he sees*
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Ben: I'm to old to watch spongebob and to young to drink (alcohol) what stupid age am I?!?!
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Kenji: how about some jerky?
Darius:no
Kenji: jerky jerk...
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Roxy:there is only one thing worst then a rapist *rip paper*
Dave: a child!
Roxy: no-
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Ben: why would you give them knifes
Dave: cause they felt unsafe
Ben:now I feel unsafe!
Dave: I'm sorry
Dave:...do you want a knife :> ?
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Sammy:yeah I don't know how to work a chainsaw...
Yaz: really?
Yaz: wait...... WHERES KENJI?!
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Yaz: I'm really into dark humor
Sammy turning off the lights: wanna hear a joke?