Aries - "Eh"
Taurus - "Let's be honest, you're the Devil's kid"
Gemini - "So what if you have my sign? You're still two faced as fuck-"
Cancer - "Lmao, weirdo-"
Leo - "You're just depressed and nice"
Virgo - "Who are you-?"
Libra - "I dunno, I guess you're smart?"
Scorpio - "You're kinda scary and intimidating...me lIkEy-"
Sagittarius - "You have nice clothes"
Capricorn - "You're my bestie"
Aquarius - "You like aquariums"
Pisces - "You are probably high"