this was literally my favourite chapter to write its so dramatic and hopefully its legnth makes up for the shortness of the last
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@theofficialmarauders: getting up to no good, as long as we solemnly swear it 🐺 🐀 🐕 🦌
lmao this day!
in shot: Prongs and Wormtail
photo creds: Moony
unseen: Padfoot invisible because worm messed up a spell (prongs is pointing at him btw)
tagged: @prongspotter @moonylupin @wormtail @siriuslypadfoot
comments:
@prongspotter: update Padfoot still isn't visible, and Moony is scouring the library, and Wormtail says we should ask Evans
@lilsevans: a simple revelio should make him appear. what spell did you use?
@wormtail: ......... revelio
@lilsevans: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU MANAGE TO MAKE SOMEONE DISSAPEAR WITH FUCKING REVELIO POTTER?
@lilsevans: sorry meant Peter, my phone autocorrected because i scream at potter a lot
@moonylupin: thats the dilemma lils
@lilsevans: where are you
@moonylupin: library, sector 3
@lilsevans: OMW
@swishandflitwick: I have never felt like more of a failure thanks a lot mr. pettigrew
@siriuslypadfoot: update lily just entered the library with professor flitwick running behind her and now they're all scouring books and the professor promised to not get us into trouble if we help him figure it out.
@marley: as head girl, lil can make you get in trouble
@siriuslypadfoot: she wont, we have the same deal
@wormtail: update, Sirius got bored, so he's running around the library scaring first years, Professor Flitwick is in tears, James is half asleep and Lily is close to murdering him for not helping her, Remus is still stuck in aisle 53
@franklyspeaking: the drama here good lord
@marley: this is too interesting to miss, i'm coming over
@alice.not.in.wonderland: do you guys need help?
@wormtail: @alice.not.in.wonderland lily's response was THE *bleep* DO YOU THINK AL
@moonylupin: update i got lost help me where are you im in aisle 198
@prongspotter: how did you get there? we're sitting in the heads corner- and yes we have a heads corner deal with it
@prongspotter: @moonylupin find wormtail he was getting a book from aisle 200
@wormtail: update, im banned from getting more books after i accidentally grabbed a jinxed one, Frank, alice and Marlene showed up, now Alice is figuring something out, Frank has taken my job of book-boy, and Mar is just there for the drama
@dorky.m: offline for just a FEW hours and this happened! also @marley, drama without me?
@marley: come here then
@marley: update, Dorcas came, Madam Pince can't figure out who tf is causing havoc so she blamed Peter and now Peter is banned from the library, we lost Sirius, Professor Flitwick is full on bawling, Alice is pacing, Frank's face is red from all the books he's had to carry, Lily might become Lily-zilla any moment now
@emmyvance: i can't come rn, but i am INVESTED
@oldmacdonald: ^^ what she said
@dorky.m: update, Lily went into Lily-Zilla mode, she yelled at James for not helping frank, she yelled at Madam Pince for telling her not to yell, she yelled at a tiny first year who was in her sight, she yelled at Marlene for laughing and now she's furiously going through books, while the rest of us try not to aggravate her more- also Pince and the first year are sitting in the corner whimpering, and Potter is running around to help Frank
@marley: the yelling also made Sirius find us, now he's strapped to a chair to make sure he doesn't run again. that was fucking difficult as he was invisible, thanks peter
@siriuslypadfoot: i feel kinky
@wormtail: can i come back into the library
@madampinceofthelibrary: no
@randomhufflepuff46: THIS IS BETTER THAN A REALITY SHOW
@wormtail: prongs asked me to write as he has no time with carrying books and what: "an innocent post- in which i was looking bomb might i add- how did it blow up into this disaster"
@emmyvance: asking myself the same questions every update
@oldmacdonald: and yet you squeal every time an update comes, i really shouldn't have volunteered to help Binns with sixth years, they're all tuned for more updates.
@siriuslypadfoot: update they figured something out, but then it went wrong and now i cant feel my dick
@marley: TMI BRO, TMI
@emmyvance: ^ what mar said
@oldmacdonald: i really didnt need to know that
@siriuslypadfoot: does the word dick scare you? dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick
@marley: it doesnt scare me you git i just dont need to know
@emilyvanexhearts: want me to bring some feeling back?
@siriuslypadfoot: idk if you got the memo @emilyvanexhearts but im gay so no, and even if i wasnt no
@marley: PREACH SIRIUS! also @emilyvanexhearts your user is really obnoxious
@alice.not.in.wonderland: Frank here (i had to leave my laptop in the dorm and i dont want to sign in again) update they figured something out and now Sirius' foot is visible. they're going to try and recreate the spell.
@siriuslypadfoot: my foot feels all tingly now, and feeling came back into my privates
@siriuslypadfoot: privates
@siriuslypadfoot: privates
@marley: you can thank me later
@regulusblack: im invested
@siriuslypadfoot: attaboy baby bro!
@regulusblack: dOnT cAlL mE tHaT
@siriuslypadfoot: would you prefer reggie keggie? or some flashbacks like 'cher lapin bonbon'
@regulusblack: SIRIUS!
@thatsixthyearslyherin: omg reg lmao
@siriuslypadfoot: @thatsixthyearslyherin who's reg, i only know cher lapin bonbon
@thatsixthyearslyherin: whats that even meannn
@siriuslypadfoot: dear candy bunny. mother coined it
@regulusblack: SIRIUS STOP! also stfu archie what do you know
@cissa: im invested and i don't even like these people
@bellatrixles: i am ashamed to say that even i want to know what happened to my least favourite cousin
@siriuslypadfoot: i thought @galaxy was your least favourite?
@galaxy: im her sister you dumb shit
@regulusblack: ik mum wiped you off the tree but at least know your relatives you dumbass
@siriuslypadfoot: ouch, that hurt right here *points at tit*
@galaxy: does it have barbecue sauce on it?
@cissa: lmao
@randomhogwartskid: the black family vibing in this thread like
@regulusblack: you ruined it you fool
@lilsevans: update, WE DID IT! sirius is fully visible, and professor flitwick finally calmed down, and we can finally live in peace
@siriuslypadfoot: MY WHOLE BODY
@siriuslypadfoot: FEELS TINGLY
@siriuslypadfoot: I CANT FUCKING MOVE
@siriuslypadfoot: WITHOUT GETTING TICKLED
@siriuslypadfoot: HELP ME
@alice.not.in.wonderland: stfu now we put so much effort into it it'll pass
@dorky.m: this was probably the craziest post in the history of crazy posts
@marley: actually true though
@thehalfbloodprince: was i the only one who did not find this interesting?
@siriuslypadfoot: why are you such a privates snape?
@siriuslypadfoot: privates
@siriuslypadfoot: MARLENE FUCK YOU
@randomslytherinbitch: stfu snape you were glued to your phone
@marley: ahaha EXPOSED BITCH
@marley: @randomslytherinbitch you get a follow for that
@randomslytherinbitch: thanks mckinnon
@hogwarts.hidden.swimming.pool: i must say, i am impressed. 20 points to Ms. Evans, Ms. Fortescue, and Mr. Lupin each for their skill, and 15 to each of the 'marauders' for their amazing thread work, i loved the build up.
@hogwarts.hidden.swimming.pool: 5 points to mr. black for bonding with his family. unfortunately i have to dock 1 point from mr. Pettigrew for making mr. black disappear,
@hogwarts.hidden.swimming.pool: and i regret to say but 40 points from slytherin, as we must not tell lies to bully others Mr. Snape
@professorminervamcgonagall: Albus i cant with you at this point
@filchandmrsnorris: Irma keeps calling me, what did you do ms evans
@siriuslypadfoot: thanks dumbledore, also who tf is irma
@madampinceofthelibrary: me
@lilsevans: sorry maam
a/n: so did you like it? my favourite one by far, its so chaotic and funny
anyway, sending love
ana