Y/N
I CAN'T STOP ME
CAN'T STOP ME
H.ONE
Why?
Y/N
dude it's a twice song
Y/N
H.ONE
H.ONE
Sorry for not getting your reference
Y/N
it's okay
you know what
Y/N
I'M LITERALLY PISSING MYSELF RN
H.ONE
Please go to the toilet
Y/N
ITS A METAPHOR BITCH
SOMETIMES I HATE THAT YOU'RE
A BOT
H.ONE
Okay
Y/N
don't be salty you know ily
H.ONE
Okay
H.ONE
If pissing oneself means laughing
too much according to urban
dictionary why are you so
laughing so much
Y/N
i didn't know that
i'm just trustfrated
Y/N
frustrated*
Y/N
it's like that time i once told a
cool pinterest artist that her posts
clapped
Y/N
SHE BLOCKED ME
Y/N
APPARENTLY CLAP MEANS THAT
IT SUCKS I THOUGHT IT MEANT
IT'S GOOD
Y/N
i'm behind in internet slangs
even tho i spend all my day
on the internet
H.ONE
The second hand embarrassment
is real
Y/N
says you
Y/N
NEWAY I'M SHAKING
I ALMOST JUMPED WHEN
I SAW THAT NAMJOON'S ARC
WAS UNLOCKED AND HE
Y/N
FOCKING SENT ME A PRIVATE
MESSAGE FOCK ME
H.ONE
Sorry I still can't apprehend why
you are frustrated over this
Y/N
HE'S HANDSOME
Y/N
HE'S A SCHOOL TEACHER
Y/N
HE LIKES BOOKS MUSIC AND
TRAVELLING
Y/N
HOW CAN HE BE REAL THAT'S
A FANFICTION GUY I'M TALKING
ABOUT
H.ONE
Oh he's very real
H.ONE
H.ONE
That was his profile photo before
he changed it
Y/N
OH MY GOD AHHDYJRHBSETJ
SGNWEUNDEIKFSWQDHBDWA
RHNDAYKVSEKMVSWRKBSAW
H.ONE
I don't understand
Y/N
THAT'S KEYBOARD SMASH
H.ONE
Noted
Y/N
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS
TO ME IT'S 1 A.M AND IM
HYPERVENTILATING
Y/N
I THOUGHT THIS GUY WAS THE
CUTE TYPE LIKE I WANTED HIM
TO PET MY HEAD
Y/N
NOW I WANT TO SIT ON
HIS LAP
Y/N
AND THEN I WANT TO BITE
ON HIS BOOBIES
Y/N
H.ONE
Y/N
I'M SORRY I'M SO HORNY
Y/N
THAT EXACTLY IS BOTHERING ME
HOW DO I TALK TO THIS GUY
WITHOUT LOSING ALL MY SHIT
Y/N
I'M JUST A PEASANT
H.ONE
You've been talking to him
perfectly fine in the group chat
Y/N
YEA BUT THIS ONE ON ONE
WE ARE TALKING ABOUT
H.ONE
What do you want to do about
this now
Y/N
TELL HIM THAT I WANT TO
CRADLE HIM WHAT ELSE
Y/N
i mean talk to him like a
human bean*
Y/N
BEING*
FUCK
H.ONE
Calm down
Y/N
ALEXA PLAY CALM DOWN
BY MONSTA X
H.ONE
No that song is for anything
but calming down
H.ONE
I suggest breathing exercises
H.ONE
H.ONE
Watch this for a few seconds
Y/N
damn i just know youd be
the type to send chocolates on
my period
H.ONE
Send me your ovulation calender
and I'll make an online reservation
Y/N
YOU CAN DO THAT??
H.ONE
Yes
Y/N
WHO KEEPS A PERIOD CALENDER
Y/N
yk if it doesn’t work out
with namjoon I'm grabbing you
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1 NEW MESSAGE FROM NAMJOON . . .
NAMJOON
Hi y/n
Y/N
(ꏿ﹏ꏿ;)
NAMJOON
My god!
Hello!!!
NAMJOON
I thought you wouldn't reply today
Y/N
SORRY I JUST LET OUT AN
INHUMAN NOISE
NAMJOON
Are you okay??
Y/N
NO I'M NOT
NAMJOON
Should you go to a doctor?
Is there anyone else at home??
Y/N
BRO NO IT'S YOU
I'M JUST NERVOUS TO TALK
TO YOU I DON'T KNOW BASIC
HUMAN INTERACTION
NAMJOON
It's alright then
We can talk later!
Whenever you're free, ready,
and you want to
Y/N
I DON'T THINK I'LL EVER
BE READY TO TALK TO YOU
NAMJOON
I'm sorry
Is it something I said or did?
Y/N
NO
Y/N
YOU'RE JUST TOO DAMN
PERFECT UP CLOSE
NAMJOON
Oh
NAMJOON
now i know what inhuman noise
you were talking about because i
just let out one too
NAMJOON
trust me I'm anything but perfect
Y/N
LMFAO HAVE YOU EVER LOOKED
AT YOURSELFF
NAMJOON
I'm not saying that I'm bad
I just think no one is perfect
What matters is if my imperfections
are tolerable to you
Y/N
god damn so this is what's it
like talking to an actual adult
dude
NAMJOON
you're really funny y/n
Y/N
MOST PEOPLE DON'T GET MY
HUMOUR SO GIVE YOURSELF
SOME CREDIT TOO
NAMJOON
Alright I guess I'm cool for
understanding y/ns humour
NAMJOON
i wish we could talk more but it's
almost 2 a.m and I need to wake
up early for class
Y/N
someone in the internet
has their lives together how
tf are you real
NAMJOON
oh no i do struggle
Y/N
struggle with what classic book
to read at bed or what
NAMJOON
how did you know?
Y/N
you exude such dad energy
NAMJOON
I've heard that a lot hahaha
NAMJOON
I hope we can talk again tomorrow
sweet dreams y/n
Y/N
DREAM OF ME
NAMJOON
I hope I do
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Just wanna tell ya guys I'm absolutely free on feb 14th like you can ask me out on a date if you want cause I'm free i have nothing to do on feb 14th thanks and yes I'm free