26/1/22 note: first of all, tysm for all the support on literally everything I do. Even when I breathe there's someone to say well done xD
* heavy breathing intensifies *
Ok u get the point lol
And second of all, I want you guys to go follow @MaayaSmiles
And check out the link to this cover art she made of this!
https://desygner.com/design/?id=qE3erINf6Y2&pvt={03D8567E-33BF-6D03-6758-9E4D4E4B386A}
If it doesn't let u click, then check my conversations section on my profile or her's, OR copy and paste it into Google!
27/1/22 update: @MaayaSmiles even made a cover chapter if u need something to read
https://docs.google.com/document/d/11RflAU-7PzSsp8S4p8f3uiqerA5dvH1ChsdSXBfMA58/edit?usp=drivesdk
I love making people smile, even if it's once, so I love to hear your feedback. TYSM again x
Third of all, enjoy the chapter!
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The Next Day In The GC:
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Urbosa: So, I've been thinking and observing with my popcorn. 🍿
Yh, so y'all better get your act together. I'm warning you. ALL OF U.
(Zelda is typing...)
Revali: oh please, nothing even happened. No need to warn us, just coz 'yall' can't take a joke.
Urbosa: Are you kidding me? You really wanna test me right now? Try me, m8.
Revali: 😑😑😑😑
Urbosa: that's what I thought. 😑 bc imma throw these hands if u dare answer back again 👐
(Revali marked as read)
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[5 mins later]
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Zelda: sorry, I was with...*cough cough* Link. We were in a meeting with my Father.
Revali: its hard to trust your honesty recently.
Zelda: what are you trying to say 😑
Urbosa: And THIS is what I'm talking about. No need for your stupid, unnecessary comments, Revali.
Revali:....
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Link: ^-^
Revali: WHY U LITTLE-
Urbosa: ENOUGH. I know this will escalate quickly 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
Mipha: I just read this now, what's going on?
Daruk: awwh shucks. Urbosa might get in a bad mood.
Revali: who even says 'awwh shucks'
Mipha: who even says 'asinine'?
Daruk: yass Mipha, yas queen slay 💅💅
Urbosa: DARUK! THAT'S MY CHARACTER, U BIG, ROUND POTATO!
Author: psst. Shut up, you're breaking the fourth wall again.
Daruk: oh- I mean. Yess Mipha!!
Urbosa: 😑💅
Daruk: 😅
Revali: no comment. @^£$¥=
Mipha: €£¥@&#%
Daruk: MIPHA! HOW MANY TIMES...That isn't slang...It's-
Mipha: It's a way to express my emotions, I believe?
Daruk: well, uh, kinda...but uh-
Mipha: okay then. +€÷¥#@^@¥
Zelda: she's too innocent 😵
Revali: and you're not?
Urbosa: SHUT UP, U STUPID CUCCOOO
Daruk: *le gasps in botw*
Revali: How dare you! I am part of the RITO. Not a cucco!!
Zelda: isn't that the same thing tho...?
Mipha: oh gosh!
Revali: REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Urbosa: 😡💅
Daruk: oh she mad madd now
Revali:......isn't Link gonna laugh at this point..? I'm kinda expecting it and this chapter needs drama.
^(author replied: stop breaking fourth wall, man)
Zelda: well, he's kinda traumatised at the moment, so shush.
Revali: what?? Why-
Link: *gets instant flashbacks*
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Zelda: 0.0
Link: wait, wrong pic...uh..just......ignore that...
Mipha: Link...it's...gonna be hard to ignore that.
Zelda: NO COMMENT
Revali: HE TYPED A--
Daruk: Revali...dOnT bE stuPiD.
Revali: yEs cHeF, sOrRy cHeF 🙄
Mipha:....
Link: found it...😨😥
Revali: IT'S HARD TO PROCESS THIS ALL. HE'S EVEN TEXTING-
Urbosa: 😑💅
Link:
Revali: sooooooo, I'm guessing, he doesn't like cuccos
Zelda: pretty much 😒. Don't u dare use that against him-
Urbosa: yes, Revali. He doesn't like them. And that includes YOU.
Revali: DJDJDJDJSJSJAKAJSJSJSHJSHS
Daruk: ^ I felt that on a personal level.
Link:
Zelda: Link, that never happened.
Daruk: I believe thats the point.
Mipha: ^ the student has become the master.
Daruk: wha-
Zelda: uh
Link:
Revali: Link. We get it.
Urbosa: 😑💅🙄
Link: kinda reminds me of Daruk, idk why
Daruk: WAIT, HOW?? LITTLE GUY-
Mipha: Link, thats a little mean, dont u think?
Zelda: so he rlly gonna be texting now, OK 0.0
Urbosa: 😪💅
Revali: HE TYPED AGAIN--
Zelda: WE KNOW REVALI. WE DON'T NEED YOUR REACTION
Link:
Daruk: I would of done the same thing if you said that to me then 😑
Mipha: But that doesn't make sense-
Daruk: oh well.
Revali: JSJJSJSJSJJSJSJJSJSJ
Urbosa: OK LINK. WE GET THE POINT. 👊
Link: This rlly happened tho-
Zelda: OH MY HYLIA. OK LINK, WE GET IT.
Urbosa: when he finally types like normal, I kinda wish it was like before. You know, when he would shut up. OH wait, he still didn't-
Mipha: 😪😪😪
Urbosa: dammit I forgot the main point I was making
Revali: I STILL CAN'T GET OVER IT....DO NONE OF U SEE HE'S TEXTING LIKE NORMAL??? REEEEEEEEEE
Urbosa: stop squealing, u crazy cucco
Revali: SHUT up, madhatter
Urbosa: ?????????
Link:......shush I'm trying to find another pic
Revali: HE DID IT AGAIN. CAN U GUYS NOT READ???
Zelda:....oh it's nothing new alright.
Revali: OF COURSE ITS NOT, FOR U.
Mipha: lol @~@
Daruk: 😪😪😪
Zelda: .....And anyways, wait till Link starts actually texting like normal...
Revali: WAIT WHAT?? Have u 2 been talking 😑
Zelda: I- uh! BRB. IM AFK FOR A LIL BIT
Daruk: as expected 😪
Urbosa: 😪😪 I bet Links gone too, go little bird! 💅
Mipha: who's little bird again?
Urbosa: 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
Mipha: ?
Urbosa: it's Revali's child
Mipha: ah okay! I suppose that makes sense!
Daruk: MIPHA-
Revali: OMDZ WHAT??? URBOSA, STOP--
Urbosa: 🙄💅
Revali: AND STOP DOING WHATEVER THE HYLIA THAT IS.
Urbosa: 😑💅💅💅🍿
Revali: you're overdoing with those emojis yk
Urbosa: no 🤠😼
Revali:......
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Zelda: I- I'm back
Daruk: sup
Mipha: °•○hello!○•°
Revali: where's Link?
Zelda: oh- uh- how am I supposed to know? Heh
Urbosa: 🍿
Revali: oh idk.....he's your knight..? 😑
Zelda: R-right!
Revali: Let me guess, you told him to wait a few minutes incase it looked sus.
Zelda: HOW DID U KNO- I MEAN, NO, OF COURSE NOT.
Revali: I'm not stupid...
Urbosa:...you are.
Revali: I WASN'T DONE-
Urbosa: k
Revali: AHEM. I'm not stupid-
Daruk: dOnT bE sTuPiD
Revali: CAN U NOT. That's like the 3rd time you've referenced that. Don't overuse a joke.
Daruk: 🤠
Urbosa: dOnT copy me
Daruk: 😅
Revali: as I was saying...
Urbosa: shut up, no one cares ✌
Revali: OH MY-
Zelda: CAN U JUST GET TO THE POINT, REVALI.
Revali: 😑😑😑😑😑 O.K
Zelda: THANK. YOU.
Revali: AS I WAS SAYING, I'M NOT STUPID. HE'S YOUR KNIGHT. By doing that, it makes everything look even more sus.
Zelda: Thats it? Thats all u had to say?
Revali: WDYM-
Daruk: zeLda wAs tHe iMpoStEr
Mipha: good one
Revali: DARUK!
Urbosa: Revali can u stop using caps it's giving me a headache-
(Mipha is typing...)
Daruk: 'cUt tHe caP, mY G'
Mipha: I love how everyone types exactly like how u would irl, including how people get cut off when they're talking. And how people can get 'headaches' from a text. Or how Link is 'talking' when he just sent a text, because he didn't actually speak.
Daruk:....👁👄👁
Zelda: 👁💧👄💧👁
Author: 👁👄👁 *feeling personally attacked* dont expose me.
Mipha: sorry that was a typo
Daruk: I-
Revali:....... I mean, she has a point.
Urbosa: well we said the same thing to you about the Link part.
Revali: HEY, IT WAS AIMED AT U, NOT ME.
Urbosa: NO IT WASN'T
Revali: I thought YOU was acting like the mature one here
Urbosa: HEY, BE THE BIGGER PERSON HERE, FOR ONCE. AND don't think about it literally, because you're a tiny cucco.
Revali: HEY! WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY??? I'M NOT SHORT. HAVE U SEEN LINK-
Link: ✌👁👄👁✌
Revali: speak of the devil.
(Urbosa is typing...)
Link: k
Urbosa: I'm warning you all-
Revali: HE DID IT AGAIN-
Zelda: WE KNOW, REVALI. U DONT HAVE TO POINT IT OUT EVERY DAMN TIME
Link: @//@
Urbosa: ALL OF U, BE QUIET--
Revali: DONT GET ME STARTED ON-
Zelda: DON'T EVEN START, REVALI--
Urbos: SHHHH--
Revali: OH, I WILL, ZELDA--
Urbosa: ENOUGHHHHHH!!!!!
Mipha: 👁💧👄💧👁
Revali:....
Zelda:....
Daruk: reminds me of that scene in the movie frozen
Urbosa: 😑💅
Daruk: OH SRY
Urbosa: AHEM.
Urbosa: I'M GONNA TEACH ALL OF U A LESSON.
WELCOME TO DR PHIL- I MEAN, DOCTOR URBOSA.
Author: *dies* it's coming
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Urbosa:
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End of chapter 11 LOL
Edit: ENJOY THE URBOSA DR PHIL PIC I MADE lmao
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27/1/22
Authors Note:
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And my beautiful editing skills are amazing hahah lolll