— Imagine dating this snack
Key word imagine
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jinniethepooh: quick question... where's the snack?
kookoonut: whY ARE ALL THE HOT GUYS TAKEN 😫😫
> taesty: I'm not 🥴
hotseok: Fuck, can I be the Seok to YoonMinSeok?
— Felt kinda hot, might delete this later
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kookoonut: fucking
kookoonut: HELL
kookoonut: Can you please blur your hands, they're triggering my choking kink
kingjoonie: don't fall backwards-
yoongay: once again, why am I taken
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TWITTER CHAT
taesty
JEONGGUK
not to be soft or anything
JEONGGUK
but I kinda want you to just wrap your fingers around my throat and choke me uwu 🥰
TAEHYUNG
Get the fuck out of my DMs you hornyb little shit-
JEONGGUK
not my fault if you post 18+ pictures that make me go 🤰🏻
TAEHYUNG
how was my picture 18+??
TAEHYUNG
And no pls don't be preggo I'm not gonna pay for child support
JEONGGUK
It's fine, I'm rich on my
own sooo 🤰🏻🤱🏻
TAEHYUNG
I hate kids
JEONGGUK
same sis same
JEONGGUK
and btw
JEONGGUK
JEONGGUK
THIS is 18+
TAEHYUNG
it's literally just hands-
JEONGGUK
correction: it's YOUR hands
JEONGGUK
your big sexy veiny fucking hOT HANDS
TAEHYUNG
Wow
TAEHYUNG
Hum okay
TAEHYUNG
I had no idea you liked my hands that much, baby boy
JEONGGUK
who wouldn't like your hands 😫
TAEHYUNG
I don't
JEONGGUK
Excuse me?
TAEHYUNG
I don't think they look good
JEONGGUK
maybe if they were around my throat they'd look better 🥴
TAEHYUNG
are you always this horny?
JEONGGUK
most of the times
TAEHYUNG
well that's better than what I thought-
TAEHYUNG
and what do you do when you're not horny?
JEONGGUK
Wow you really turned on the detective mode huh
JEONGGUK
If you're part of the FBI you coulda just told me
TAEHYUNG
What the fuck-
TAEHYUNG
I'm not part of the FBI 💀
TAEHYUNG
I just want to know more about you
JEONGGUK
I don't want a relationship
TAEHYUNG
what??
JEONGGUK
I don't want a relationship so if you're doing this to see if we have any things in common and could be a good match, forget it
TAEHYUNG
I-
TAEHYUNG
💀💀💀
TAEHYUNG
omg Jeongguk who hurt you lmfao
JEONGGUK
what?
TAEHYUNG
I'm serious
TAEHYUNG
who put this stick up your ass
JEONGGUK
shut up
JEONGGUK
you're annoying
TAEHYUNG
sorry I just punctured a lung laughing at your bullshit
TAEHYUNG
You really think anyone who asks questions about your life wants to date you?
JEONGGUK
no, of course no
JEONGGUK
I'm not a fucking narcissist-
JEONGGUK
but most of the times people ask that and then three days later they're like oMg I ThiNk I'm iN LoVe WiTh YoU
JEONGGUK
so I'm just warning you
JEONGGUK
we're not a good match
JEONGGUK
and won't ever be
JEONGGUK
so I'll answer your question but don't get any idea, okay?
TAEHYUNG
okay geez mr bossy pants no need to get all worked up for nothing
TAEHYUNG
I literally just asked what you do in your free time
TAEHYUNG
aren't you the one who's getting ideas, baby boy?
JEONGGUK
very funny Taehyung
TAEHYUNG
thanks 😩
TAEHYUNG
now are you gonna answer my question ?
JEONGGUK
what was your question again?
TAEHYUNG
What do you do when you're not horny?
JEONGGUK
tough one 👀
TAEHYUNG
💀
JEONGGUK
I usually smoke
JEONGGUK
or go have fun at some party
TAEHYUNG
That's surprising
TAEHYUNG
I never quite pinpointed you to be a fuckboy but I guess I only know so much about you, huh?
JEONGGUK
I'm not a fuckboy
TAEHYUNG
your resume says otherwise 😩
TAEHYUNG
c'mon Jeongguk
TAEHYUNG
you're hot, act hot, are horny all the time, fuck people for a living, don't want a relationship, know shitty pick-up lines, like to smoke and party...
TAEHYUNG
admit it
TAEHYUNG
you're a fuckboy
JEONGGUK
don't fucking call me that
TAEHYUNG
then tell me the truth about what you do in your life
TAEHYUNG
don't paint yourself as a fuckboy if you're not one
JEONGGUK
okay geez why does it feel like I'm talking to my therapist
TAEHYUNG
you're seeing a therapist?-
JEONGGUK
not anymore
JEONGGUK
but i used to see one, yeah
JEONGGUK
but then she asked to have sex with me so I got her fired 😌
TAEHYUNG
TMI dude 😔
JEONGGUK
ANYWAYS
JEONGGUK
I actually like animes
TAEHYUNG
omG what kind?
JEONGGUK
uh
JEONGGUK
I think it's better if you don't know about that 💀
TAEHYUNG
aw don't be embarrassed if you watch yaois
TAEHYUNG
we've all been here as confident gay men
JEONGGUK
shut up I don't watch yaois
TAEHYUNG
so if I say
TAEHYUNG
🎤sawarasenai🥰kimi😸wa⛓shoujo👻na💅no?✨böKù🌸Wâ🧚ÿARiçHiñ🤴BįCChī😾ńO😩oSû🚣Dà🎉YO💦
TAEHYUNG
it doesn't ring any bell?
JEONGGUK
Absolutely not...
TAEHYUNG
I smell C A P
JEONGGUK
🙄
TAEHYUNG
then do you like romance animes?
TAEHYUNG
wait omg don't tell me you watch straight romance animes 🤢
JEONGGUK
wtf no
JEONGGUK
I mostly watch animes about sports
JEONGGUK
and horror animes
JEONGGUK
and maybe I did watch a few yaois animes but it's only occasional
JEONGGUK
act like you didn't see the last message please
TAEHYUNG
omg 🤩 there's my little queer
TAEHYUNG
we should watch an anime together one day 🤰🏻
JEONGGUK
I'm not watching Yarichin bitch club with you if that's what you want to ask next
TAEHYUNG
shame 😔
JEONGGUK
But I guess we could watch an anime together
TAEHYUNG
🤩
JEONGGUK
not right now tho
JEONGGUK
because I need to get ready for a party
TAEHYUNG
😔
TAEHYUNG
eh, can I come?
JEONGGUK
lmao no
JEONGGUK
you wouldn't like my friends
TAEHYUNG
they must suck then
TAEHYUNG
I like almost everyone
JEONGGUK
yeah well
JEONGGUK
Even if we become best friends you're not meeting my other friends any soon sooo
TAEHYUNG
are they that bad? 👀
JEONGGUK
none of your business
TAEHYUNG
Fricking lunatic 😤
TAEHYUNG
show me your fit for the party at least 🤩
JEONGGUK
why would you want to see my outfit
TAEHYUNG
because you're a snack
TAEHYUNG
and you never send me any pictures 😔
JEONGGUK
If you wanted a dick pic you could've just asked you know?
TAEHYUNG
Jesus Christ no-
TAEHYUNG
I'm not interested in seeing your tiny dick
JEONGGUK
you know what they say?
TAEHYUNG
No...?
JEONGGUK
you won't know until you try 😉
TAEHYUNG
Well I don't wanna try your dick
TAEHYUNG
I'm a top and I'd like for it to stay that way
JEONGGUK
you're a top but you're not topping anyone 😩
TAEHYUNG
huh?
TAEHYUNG
what was that, Jeon?
JEONGGUK
Nothing
TAEHYUNG
do you have something you want to tell me 👀
JEONGGUK
Stop
TAEHYUNG
stop what?
JEONGGUK
Asking stupid questions
JEONGGUK
you already know what I mean
TAEHYUNG
wouldn't hurt you to say it more clearly tho
JEONGGUK
but I don't wanna
TAEHYUNG
your loss
JEONGGUK
wait what-
JEONGGUK
come backkkk
JEONGGUK
taehyung
JEONGGUK
tae
JEONGGUK
daddy
JEONGGUK
master
JEONGGUK
hyung
JEONGGUK
oppa
JEONGGUK
father
JEONGGUK
fucking fine 😤
JEONGGUK
I want you to top me
JEONGGUK
No homo
TAEHYUNG
No homo? Really, baby boy?
JEONGGUK
shut up about it
TAEHYUNG
never 😌
JEONGGUK
brat
TAEHYUNG
who you calling a brat?
JEONGGUK
you
JEONGGUK
what are you gonna do about it?
TAEHYUNG
I'd fuck you but you keep playing around
TAEHYUNG
I'm that close to changing my mind and go after someone
else 🥴
JEONGGUK
What
JEONGGUK
Whyyy
JEONGGUK
come backkkk
JEONGGUK
Fuck mE
JEONGGUK
rheEEEEEE
delivered
Some insight on Jeongguk's past / personality 👀
Enjoy these chill chapters with crack because I'm planning to fuck shit up real soon
Bye hoes 💃🏻🕳