"Dick, come take care of your wolf" Jason yelled
"He just wants to be played with, surely you can do that much" Dick yelled back
"Remind me why you even have a wolf" Tim asked
"Because I found him when he was a pup with no pack near by so I took him in, now hes mine"
"Father actually let you keep him" Damain asked
"Well I hit him with the puppy dog eyes that not even the Bat could say no to. Plus you have no room to talk, you have a cow, roster, a dog, and what like 4 cats"
"My pets are normal Grayson, you have a Wolf and an elephant for pets"
"Hey Zikta was a gift from Haley, I know you love her so dont give me that. It not like I have the most crazy pets, Jason has a poisonous snake and a 16 ft boa, at least mine wont kill you....well one of them wont" Dick said
"I still cant believe dad let both of you have those" Tim said
"Well Zikta was a gift from Haley to remember the circus by plus I refused to leave unless I was taking her with me. Mist like I said gave the puppy dog eyes to him and also got Alfred saying yes. The poisonous snake came with Jason and the boa kinda just made its way in here after about a month of him living here" Dick said
"At least I have normal pets" Damian said
"DICK. Get Mist off of me now" Jason yelled
Dick just laughed and stood up which made the wolf go to him in a second
"I have to go to the cave anyways"
"Are you taking Mist with you" Tim asked
"Might as well or else Im scared I will come back and there wont be a Mist"
Dick then put on his nightwing costume and went to the cave with his wolf on his heels. Once he was there everyone came running to the zeta tubes but stopped when they saw the wolf standing next to him. Mist on the other hand looked around and spotted Wally and went running. Mist tackled Wally to the ground licking his face like it was a lolipop and he was trying to get to the middle as fast as possible
"Umm...Wing who is that, or more important what is that" Kaldur asked
"Mist. Off" Wing said
Mist got off of Wally and went and sat by Wings side
"This is Mist, my pet Wolf" Wing said
At hearing Wolf, Wolf came in. Mist and Wolf just stared at each other for a while and then started to play around
"You have a pet Wolf" Beast boy asked amazed
"Yeah, plus other animals" Wing said
"What other animals do you have as pets" Impulse asked
"Well, me personally have Mist, then I have Zikta a elephant"
"You have an elephant!!! how do you have an elephant"
"Reconized Robin B020"
"Because she was a gift from his childhood, and Bats couldnt say no to him" Robin said as he walked into the cave
"Dont forget that he refused to go with Bats without Zikta going with" Batgirl said
"Isnt that how J got to keep his poisonous snake to" Wally asked
"No he sneaked that thing in and it was already to late for B to say no" Wing said
"Wait, how many pets do you guys have, and are any of them normal" Jamie asked
"Well.... lets see there are at least 6 that are normal" Wing said
"7" Robin corrected
"No, im not counting one, its not normal for it to live in the house and for it to make the noises that it does"
"Wing has a point, its not normal" Wally said
"Ok noted. But how many do you actually have" Beast boy asked
"13" Wing, Batgirl, Robin, and Wally all said at once
Everyones months dropped to the ground at hearing how many they have
"How do you have so many" Artemis asked
"Well... I already explained how I got my elephant, Mist was only because I found him when he was a pup and took him in since I couldnt find the his pack"
"J got his snake past Agent A and B some how. Then the 16ft boa kinda just became a thing in the house, honestly none of know how J got it I dont even think J knows how he got it" Robin said
"Then Demon has his 4 cats, roaster, dog, and his cow. Still dont know how he has so many" Wally said
"He has that many because Agent A told B to say yes so that they could help with his social skills and possible make him calmer" Batgirl said
"Wait thats only 11, you guys said that you have 13" Cassie said
"Oh yeah, they have my tarantulas at their house, and are still taking good care of them I hope" Batgirl said pointing a look at the two boys
"Yes yes, they are still in my room safe and sound" Wing said
"Why do you have your pets at their house" Conner asked
"Because after one of them got out of their cage and webbed up my house and scared my dad he told me to find them a new home, so now they are there so that I didnt have to get rid of them completely"
"Noted, How do you guys take care of all of these animals" Beast boy asked
"They probably have someone to take care of them" Lagoon said
"Actually he doesnt take care of them, we have tried on count less occasions to get him to take care of the animals. But in the great words of Agent A" Robin said
"They are your pets, if you wanted someone else to take care them then you shouldnt have them" Wing, Robin, Batgirl, and Wally said in unison again
"Smart man" Kaldur said
"Smart yes, but also scary" Wally said
The other 3 nodded in agreement at that statement
"Robin do you have any pets, from what I heard everyone else in the house does but you" Megan asked
"Yeah no. I have enough trouble trying to take care of my self plus keeping the other 3 in check to, taking care of a pet would be even more stressful and I dont need that" Robin said
"Did someone get that on video" Wing yelled
"I did!! Now sending it to the group chat" Wally said
"Wallace West if you send that I will personally make sure that you get no cookies for a whole year" Robin growled
"A would never allow that" Wally yelled back
"Do you want to test me, I know things that you dont" Robin growled
"Dont worry Wally, I also got it on video so you dont have to send it. I know you wont do anything either Robin or else" Batgirl said
She and Robin were using Bat talk to talk to each other. Robins eyes went wide and he shook his head frantcally, Wing was doubled over laughing but also backing up from Babs
"You wouldnt"
"Try me"
Robin just shook his head and went behind Conner, who like everyone else was standing there very confused on what was going on
"Thats what I thought now... sent, we have video evidence now"
"Hold up. What just happened, I thought we were talking about how you guys have way to many pets and how some arent even supposed to be pets" Cassie asked
"Baby bird just admited that he doesnt take care of himself which he never admits so we had to get it on video so we can use it in the future. Now thanks to Babs everyone in the Batfam, plus Roy and Wally, has video to use against him. Babs also threaten Robin with something that not even the worst villain would go to" Wing explained
"Also for your information you guys also have a wolf right over there playing with Mist, so I dont want to hear about how our pets are non-pet like" Batgirl said
Everyone just looked at each other and then nodded knowing they had no room to talk about weird pets
"I just have one more question" Zantana said
"Which is" Wing said
"How do you all the pets live with you. From what I heard and gathered, there is at least 6 people living in your house, and plus where do you keep an elephant"
"Good observation but there is actually 8, 10 if you want to count Wally and Babs since I think they spend more time at our house more than their own" Wing said
"Hey you house is more fun, plus Iris can get a bit much, love her and all but she can be a bit much" Wally said
"I just like Agent A's cookies" Batgirl said shrugging and then walking out of the room
"Ok.... anyways the way that we all live together plus the pets is simple actually. First off you have to understand we live in place that could be a hotel if B ever let people in. Second Zikta lives in the barn like thing in the back, its her own special place until Wing goes out there and then its theirs. The cow is the the back also just not in the barn like thing, the rest of Demons animals live in his room, they dont really leave his room unless he with them and you cant ever get them out unless" Robin said
"Like I said before the two spiders are in my room in a glass cage, then Mist stays in my room. He makes a good pillow at times. And the two snakes stay in Js room. So not that bad" Wing said
Everyone was looking at them like they were crazy, which lets be honest they are
"how.... you know what Im not going to ask it and just go with it" Artemis said and then walked away
Everyone else followed her since they also had the same mind set as her. The rest of the day they were just hanging out while to the wolves played around with each other. From that day forward the whole called the all of the pets the Batpets, no one seemed to mind.