The gang ran as fast as their legs could carry them with the guards on their tails
Soon they reached the rope and then they leapt to be to to it only for one of the guards to throw her spear and cut the line
Otis: milk me
Soon the rope fell and soon they were swinging to the ground like they were freaking Tarzan!
Angel dust: SHUT UP NARRATOR!!!
Pip: (poles head out of pigs armpit) hey guys how's the rescue go (sees them falling)
-ay! Mommy!
Eddy: all meat patties! That's our future!
Soon they fall to the ground with rex
hitting his nose on a post
Soon everyone runs like the dickens trying to find the galactic ray with blitzo still holding Steven who was still inside
Eddy: run! RUN!!!
Otis: stop touching me!
Soon elsa was airborne and soon a roaming eye came and followed her with Elsa flying as fast as she could, even running on air
...
Otis: oh milk me!
...
Quartz guard: we're on their tails!
...
Otis: milk me!
Soon they all spot a familiar sight, the galactic ray! With stolas still inside!
Stolas: is the mission accomplished?
Zill: yes you walking feather duster! NOW FIRE THE ENGENS AND OPEN THE DOORS AND LETS GET OUT OF HERE!!!
But before he could, yellow came and blew the galactic ray up with her electricity powers making stolas fly sky high and landing on Elsa which made them both fall on woogs back. Soon they were surrounded on all sides,
quartz soldiers around them and roaming eyes blocking the sky
Rhodonite: well, we're cracked
Zill: no guys! This is just a minor setback! We can still take them!
Soon the quartz soldiers moved to make way for the diamond trio to make their way to the intruding animals
Zill: NOW we're fucked
Yellow diamond: we were having the greatest celebration in all of history and you just come to ruin it?!
Moxxie: It was all their idea sire!
Rawhide: nobody move! -
-I got a slingshot and I ain't afraid to use it
Paparadscha: AHH!!! It's the diamonds!
White diamond: well this is certainly a surprise
Rex: if you harmed one hair on our friends head and I'll rip your teeth out and make them into a necklace!
Angel dust: yeah, besides who wants a head as big as yours anyway tits? I mean, the fuck are you supposed to be? The great ruler of all homeworld, ha! I'll believe it when I see it missy!
Yellow diamond: for your information, we would NEVER hurt our fellow diamond
Angel dust: wait? Stevens one of you? Ha! And what does that make mrs albino? Her granny?! (Laughs out of control)
Steven: (inside back) it's true!
Soon blitzo unties the bag and let's Steven out
Steven: (gasping for air) this is all a big misunderstanding! My mom... my real mom, IS pink diamond! She faked her murder and made a new life as rose quartz!
Loona: what-
Octavia: -the-
Blitzo:-fuck-
Angel dust:-are you-
Rawhide:-talking about?!
Steven: my mom is pink diamond, that's what the p.d initials were for! My mom was the great pink diamond, that's why everyone's making a big deal about her
Otis: but all the flyers! The big party!
Steven: was to celebrate a new era of peace and freedom to let all gems be themselves!
Kayla: but the robanoids that attacked us!
Yellow diamond: were for surveillance
Dweeb: but you tried to kill us!
Yellow diamond: we were trying to get back Steven!
Woog: but we came all the way to save him from you!
White diamond: and while you were doing so, Steven was having a good time here even prepared the ball himself
Peck: then that means zill had us go all the way across the galaxy FOR NOTHING!!!
Everyone then looked at zill who was really really embarrassed by this news
Steven: guys calm down! Everything's fine now! We're all here together! And in fact I still have a few more guests for the era three ball
Octavia: who's that?
Steven: you guys!
Rex: us?!
Woog: us?
Steven: yeah!
White diamond: Steven did tell us he had friends from earth, but I am surprised to see this as the result
Zill: uh... yeah, well we do what we can to help our buddy
Kayla: especially if it means going all the way across the galaxy for him, RIGHT guys?
Gang: (embarrassed chuckles, coughing)
Pig: too bad we don't have a ride home
Steven: sure we do! My moms ship!
Woog: that giant pair of legs?
Steven: yeah! When yellow blue white and is ship combine, they become the ultimate transport ship!
Zill then looks away embarrassed by all this. He went halfway across the galaxy for his second best friend only to find it was for nothing
Zill: yeah, I think we already got that thank you!
I'm just telling the audience what happened
Zill: but they seen what happened! No need to tell them now!
It's my job!
Zill: just leave me alone! (Storms off)
Zill then stormed out to the far end of homeworld to be on his own, clearly he needed to-
Zill: SHUT UP!
Steven then saw zill storm off and he thought of what to do and then he got an idea.
...
Meanwhile zill was at the far side of homeworld still feeling upset for what he did
Zill: I'm this close to coming out of hear and ripping your face off!
I'm the narrator! It's my job!
Zill: well don't ya think it's rude to just narrate when someone's in a bad mood?
Well I just
Zill: just forget it!
Steven: zill!
Zill: Steven? What are you doing here?
Steven: I throughly you might need some company
Zill: a little (looks to horizon) (sigh) I really blew it didn't I?
Steven: come on, you were only doing it to help
Zill: and look where that got me. Nowhere
Steven: well maybe not nowhere
Soon he gets out a little badge and gives it to zill
Zill: what's this for?
Steven: a little, friend for life gift
Zill: we're still friends?
Steven: yeah! Your the greatest pals I ever known!
Zill: thanks pal
Soon they hugged each other and zill started to feel a lot better after that
Zill: ruining the moment dude
Okay okay
...
Earth
...
Things were quiet on earth, everyone was going about there business when they heard a loud noise. Soon they saw a giant ship land right in the outskirts of town
Soon it lowered its left arm and it revealed to be the whole gang on it
Zill: welcome to earth guys
Rhodonite: we finally made it! Earth! No more running no more hiding! No more diamond authority!
Yellow diamond: ahem
Rhodonite: sort of speaking
Soon everyone gathered around amazed by what they were seeing
Steven: everybody! I, Steven, the son of the great pink diamond have returned!
Everyone then cheered and applauded at that remark and soon many animals bowed before the diamonds and Steven showing respect to the diamond prince
Steven: man this will take some getting used to
Peck and Freddy: all hail prince Steven!
Yellow diamond: not too bright are they?
...
The next morning Steven and zill were outside the school laughing at the crazy time they had yesterday
Steven: boy I gotta admit, you had a crazy time trying to help me
Zill: yeah, but all things considered, glad to have ya back pal
Soon the two along with the rest of the gang start to walk to the academy knowing their lives were now changing for the better