"Pochi.... Truth is.... I've had a crush on you for... A really long time now." Nyoro said to Pochi. (Pochis thoughts) 'what da fawk, wait, do i like nyoro back?? do i even like woman?? kitty cat good??? i don't know.... ok whatever nyoro is hot let's go' "I like you too Nyoro!" Pochi said back, but what they didn't know is that Reycho was right around the corner, he silently ran off and began crying.
Time skip to tomorrow
"Pochi........ Can i talk to you....?" Reycho asked pochi, "ya bro wazzup" pochi said back "Well,,, unlike kansai.... yes homo....i like you pochi....." Pochi was bamboozled "W-what? But- I'm dating Nyoro....." pochi thoughts: 'but do i really like nyoro? am i really wtf not homo??' After hearing those words, even though he already knew, reycho ripped his own wig off, "WELL WHATEVER, IM BALD!" he cried, pochi, taken aback, said "you just snatched it off on camera like that?" "I SHO DID!" reycho cried back, and before he could run to the famous balcony, pochi grabbed his hand "WAIT- Reycho.... I think i do like you...." Reycho stopped crying "r-really?" "Ya u seggy af more seggy then nyoro." but what they didn't know was the Nyoro was listening around the corner, she began crying loudly and pochi and reycho saw her "ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK NYORO!" Pochi yelled, but for it was in vain, Nyoro ran upstairs to the balcony and stood at the edge "DONT DO IT NYORO!" Pochi cried as reycho ran up to the balcony "you... you cheated on me pochi.... you said reycho was more seggsy..." "NO!!!!" Pochi cried, but nyoro had already backflipped off and died "you still have me pochi..." bald reycho said, "yeah, she was ugly anyways," pochi said "now let's go, and put ur wig back on u look ugly without it" reycho nodded happily and they lived happily ever after
the end