you gasped
y/n: you hoooe!
you said in a high pitched voice nudging his shoulder
todoroki: what?! how?
y/n: I see that, mhm!
you said pointing at his phone, seeing almost his whole snapchat chat log being girls
todoroki: I don't even like them like that, I can barley remember who they are, matter of fact I don't even know how they found my snap
y/n: you dog
he rolled his eyes and threw his phone on the bed laying down. there was a knock on the door and bakugo came in with the food and todoroki quickly got up and went towards the door. he stood his ground and glared at bakugo looking him up and down with a disgusted look, squinting his eyes and shaking his head
todoroki: sinful sinful child..
bakugo: huh?!
todoroki flipped his hair and sassy walked out of the door. you covered your mouth laughing and bakugo sat down confused
bakugo: what the hell was that
y/n: nothing he's just being stupid
you laughed to yourself
bakugo: did you tell him?
y/n: technically no
bakugo: er.. huh?
y/n: he kinda already knew
bakugo: that bastard, literally just another iida
y/n: not iida!
you smacked your mouth and laughed
y/n: the iida slander has to stop
you both laughed and ate and there was another knock at the door again
y/n: todoroki the door is open
he opened the door and came in
todoroki: well my bad for not wanting to walk in on my godchild being made
y/n: shut up!
bakugo: who the hell said you're going to be our child's godfather?!
todoroki: who said you're going to be the daddy?
you choked on the eggs and covered your mouth laughing. bakugo jumped off of your bed and tackled todoroki on the ground. you frustratedly sighed and rolled your eyes so far back you felt like they were going to get stuck. bakugo lifted his arm about to activate his quirk, todoroki did the same. you jumped off the bed and smacked both of them, you activated your quirk and lifted them both by their collars and then the door opened up
hawks: hey y/n sorry to barge in but-
you all looked over at hawks and he stood at the door looking at you three. you dropped them on the ground and smiled at hawks nervously. bakugo and todoroki glared at each other and stood up
bakugo: why the hell are you here, you're not a teacher or a student!
hawks: woaaahhh relax! cant I have permission to hang out with the homies?
he put his arm around you and bakugo smacked it away, pulling you in the middle of him and todoroki
bakugo: we aren't your "homies" and stop putting your stupid chicken fingers on my girlfriend
hawks: ha.. anyways i'm actually here to talk to you guys about that murder case I was talking about the other day
you kept a straight face but your heart sunk.
y/n: must be a pretty tough case, then again, you do have the brain of a bird
hawks: ouch kid, don't have to be so harsh to the poor bird man
he smiled at you and you laughed, bakugo glared at the way hawks was looking at you and he went to go sit down next to you playing with your fingers. todoroki sat on the other side of you and hawks sat in front of you
hawks: oh you guys are staying?
todoroki: yup
bakugo: you think i'd leave a flirt like you alone with her? no
hawks: oh come on, im only ever kidding. plus that would be a case
bakugo: yeah? well, you're unpredictable
hawks: i mean..
bakugo: WHAT! YOU MEAN WHAT!
hawks: nothing nothing
he laughed
hawks: killing three birds with one stone eh? alright so here's the deal, the agency thinks the murderer is possibly one of the students here at ua. im in charge of finding them and — well, arresting them.
todoroki: yes because that makes a lot of sense
he said in sarcasm, rolling his eyes
y/n: and...nezu agreed to this?
hawks: well.. not entirely
todoroki: so then why are you here
hawks: we have a permit
bakugo: well either way, you can't interrogate or question minors without another adult or guardian present
hawks: haha! that's where she comes in
y/n: she?
the door swung open and in she came, your mouth open, todorokis eyes full of fear, hoping it was a just a nightmare.
aunt may: heeeyyy!
y/n: aunt may!
todoroki: no!
aunt may: hey y/n! I see you still have a big forehead
y/n: I see you still have no ass
you guys laughed and hugged. she looked over at todoroki and he looked terrified
aunt may: shoto!
todoroki: don't call me that!
aunt may: damn you got fine! come here
todoroki: y/n! please!
you slid in between todoroki who was grabbing onto your head board closing his eyes, and your aunt who was already puckered up
y/n: may no!
aunt may: aw come onnn!
y/n: you do realize this would be sexual assault
aunt may: ohhh no it wouldn't!
todoroki: yes! yes it would be!
bakugo was laughing and aunt may turned to him
aunt may: ohhhh? who might you be?
he stopped laughing
bakugo: oh nah I gotta go
aunt may: what's your name?
hawks: what is with you and hitting on students?
aunt may: is it bad that I want a young man?
y/n: predator type shit
aunt may: I just wanna talk
y/n: may, that's my boyfriend
aunt may: b-boy friend?! oh! sorry y/n! never mind I don't want you! todoroki come here!
hawks: may, behave yourself or i'll have to remove you from the school for sexual assault
she sighed and sat in your bean bag
aunt may: i'll get a kiss from you one day
todoroki: I very highly doubt that
he said as he hid behind you
hawks: alright can we get back to the case?
y/n: right...
you sat back down and he pulled out some papers from a folder.
hawks: does this...
he set a paper down on the bed
hawks: look familiar?
you clenched your jaw and forcefully smiled
y/n: aw no way! shoto looks it's our old treehouse!
he played along
todoroki: oh wow, it's so dirty now
y/n: remember when you FARTED AND WE HAD TO EVACUATE-
you wheezed and he started laughing
todoroki: stop!
he covered his face from how red he was and you were shaking him still trying to stop laughing
y/n: PLEASE! THIS MF TRIED TO BE SLICK ABOUT IT TOO
todoroki: I THOUGHT IT WOULNT BE LOUD-
he wheezed and you fell back on your bed grabbing your stomach. bakugo and hawks were trying not to laugh at you two and aunt may was taking selfie's in the corner. you two finally calmed down and hawks composed himself
y/n: anyways, why is this part of the case?
hawks: well the body was found near the treehouse. there were remains of his skull, flush and some blood trailing back to right under the treehouse covered with leaves
y/n: oh yeah, I remember the cop told me something about that when he came to the house
hawks: which officer? do you remember his name?
y/n: no, I don't
hawks: well it doesn't matter. right now you're our lead
you felt your whole body begin to sink into the guilt
y/n: what?
hawks: and todoroki being our second.
well shit.
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