πŸ‘ BREATH OF THE WILD GROUP C...

By ArianaZ6

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WELCOME TO BREATH OF THE WILD GROUP CHAT. Not ONLY champions here! Enjoy my attempt to be funny! It includes... More

WELCOME TO THE CHAT
A MESS
A lil bit of romance. *wink wink*
'It's just asinine'
MORE PEOPLE HAVE JOINED THE CHAT O.o
'Periodt'
some *cough cough* VERY realistic pics
'Thats my OPINIONNNN'
Link texts in private chat 0.0
CRAZY CUCCO
●○‒°exposing°‒○●
~The power of linkS~
β™‘ Link, Laugh, Love β™‘

WhEn wiLL YoU LEArn, WhEn wiLL YoU LEArN?

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By ArianaZ6

Note: let's appreciate that picture ☝️
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Also tysm, shoutout to Crackercruncher123 for the Urbosa texting ideas. I added more random stuff but ty for some of the Jokes xD 😏😂
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LATER THAT DAY ON THE GC:

Revali: I'm guessing you all got a message from Link early in the morning 😑

Urbosa: damn right 💅👌

Zelda: y-y-yes...

Daruk: well, little guy over here is full of suprises, aMIrItE?

Mipha: agreed ^

Revali: so you're ALLLLL okay with that? HE EVEN BLOCKED ME.

Zelda: sounds like someones a little heart broken?

Revali: 🤢🤢🤢 no, bc he deleted all the messages that he typed-

Daruk: and?

Revali: wdym AND?

Mipha: he probably did that to everyone tho.

Zelda: Revali, just let the guy live 🙄

Link: *nods*

Revali: speak of the devil 😑

Link: 🙂

Revali: there's that evil smile

Zelda: 🤭🤭🤭

Link: 🤭🤭🤭

Revali: Let me guess? You're with eachother again..?

Zelda: dude, he's my knight. What did u expect?

Mipha: she has a point

Daruk: yupp

Urbosa: Yh, what they said 💅

Revali: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Urbosa: um, chile anyways soooo...💅

Revali: YOU KNOW. U don't have to keep using that emoji, it's unnecessary

Urbosa: ok 💅

Revali: I-

Urbosa: okkk 💅

Author: just because people said they like when you use that emoji, doesn't mean u have to over-use it...

Urbosa: kk 💅👌

Author: I give up. Ight I'm out

Revali: no comment

Daruk: why am I already used to the authors annoying presence

Author: I'm still here....always will be.....bye 🙂😈

Daruk: I- 😰

Revali: someones a little scared 🙄

Daruk: stop that!

Revali: Don't act tough, you're even scared of a lil pup. it's just asinine.
^( Urbosa replied: don't. Use. That. Word.)

Zelda: we ended this 'pup' thing ages ago. Please do not start again.

Link: 😬

Mipha: exactly.

Urbosa: 😰💅

Daruk:


Zelda: Nooo! Don't go, please.

Daruk: Then tell Revali to stop the drama.

Urbosa: 😰💅🍿🍿🍿
^(Author: mood)

Revali: What? I Didn't even do anything. Gosh.

Daruk:

Zelda: DARUK--

Link:

Zelda: UGHHH. I'M GONNA LEAVE if none of you grow up!

Mipha: Is this how a gif works?


Zelda: MIPHA??? YOU TOO?

Revali:


Mipha: hey!!! Not fair.

Urbosa: I give up 😰💅🍿

Zelda: JSJSJSJSJSJJS

Link:


Revali: eww Link, no just no.

Daruk: looks just like one of those adds that always come up when I try watch videos....🤔

Mipha: Daruk, I believe that is the point.

Daruk: OHHH, makes sense.

Zelda: UGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Revali:

Link: 😑😑😑😑😑

Mipha: 😬

Daruk: 😬

Zelda: ARE U KIDDING ME? HOW CHILDISH--

Urbosa: 😰💅🍿

Revali:

Zelda: UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
CAN U JUST STOPPPPPPPPPP!?

Link: 😳😳😳

Mipha: 👁👄👁

Daruk: Wow Zelda, you used italics, underlining and bold writing??? Teach me your ways on this chat pls

Urbosa: 😰😱😱😱🍿🍿🍿💅💅💅💅💅

Revali: Princess, please take a joke 🙄

Zelda: STOP MESSING AROUND OR I'LL LEAVE.

Urbosa: exactly. ✌💅🍿

Revali: KSJSJSJEKEKEKaksksjei

Daruk: same dude, same.

Zelda: CAN WE P L E A S E HAVE A NORMAL CONVERSATION??

Daruk: I like the way you type. Italics, bold writing, underlined writing, and what u did now

Revali: Daruk!! Guess what!!??

Daruk: what??

Revali: nobody cares 🤡

Daruk: HEY--

Mipha:

Daruk: thanks, Mipha. 😌😌😌

Mipha: Np! ✌😙✌

Revali: NOOOO COMMMEENNNTTT

Daruk: we didn't ask

Zelda: UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, THIS IS NO WHERE NEAR A PROPER CONVERSATION !!!

Revali: FINE, FINE. We'll change it to the first topic that I was talking about before.
OH YEAHH, about that.... Link is annoying me. Yh, that's pretty much it. 😑

Link:

Revali: IDC ABOUT YOUR STUPID SELFIES.

Urbosa: *le gasp* 😨💅💅💅💅🍿

Mipha: 😯

Daruk: too far man, too far.

Revali: WDYM???

Zelda: Revali, that's a bit mean, even for you.

Link: 🙂

Revali: THERE'S THAT EVIL SMILE AGAIN--

Zelda: leave him alone, goshh

Revali: Link is not as nice as you think 😑😑😑


Zelda: I--

Mipha: I remember that day, he used me for his shrine -_-

Daruk: Revali, you're not getting anything out of that yk ?

Link: 😞😳😳😳😳😳

Zelda: UGHHHHH REVALI

Daruk: F in the chat for Mipha

Zelda: F

Link: F

Author: F

Mipha: ?????

Urbosa: I JUST SAW NOW! UGH REVALI.....!!!

Revali: whatttttt

Urbosa: I have no energy from you anymore. BUT.... I've come to a conclusion from my observing... That maybe you really are just insecure about your hairstyle.

Revali: WHAT??? 🤬 WDYM--

Urbosa: Maybe you should come to my non-existent nail salon called 'damn sis'
We also spill the tea there. You can dress as a Gerudo, and we can style you better.

Revali: CAN U NOT--

Urbosa: Oh please, your hair is just 🤮

Revali: there's nothing wrong with my hair, only your big ass ponytail-

(Urbosa is typing...)
(Urbosa is typing...)

Zelda: THE AUDACITY!! 👊

Daruk: Revali, from bro to bro...don't risk it...again.

(Urbosa is typing...)

Mipha: Revali, the disrespect!!

Revali: NONE OF Y'ALL DEFEND ME-

(Urbosa is typing...)
(Urbosa is typing...)

Zelda: to earn respect, you give it 😑, pretty straight forward, it should be enough to go through your thick bird brain.

Revali:


(Urbosa is typing...)

Link: 😑😑😑

Zelda: you're not funny, Revali.

Urbosa: BOIIIII 🤬 IMMA THROW THESE HANDS 👐, JUST U WATCH,  I MIGHT HAVE NO ENERGY AT ALL, BUT I WILL. AND THAT'S A PROMISE.
I'M NOT AFRAID TO GET THESE NAILS DIRTY, YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT. 💅💅💅👊🙌

(Revali is typing...)
(Revali is typing...)
(Revali is typing...)

Daruk: Don't. Risk. It.

(Revali is typing...)

Mipha: Revali, be the bigger person for once.

Zelda: innit

Link: 👍👍👍

(Revali is typing...)

Revali: ok

Urbosa: THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. 😑

Daruk: Anywaysss, now that all that's (hopefully) over...we should just do what the princess said. Have a normal conversation....

Zelda: THANK YOU.

Daruk:....because I don't want to lose my job.

Zelda: ARE YOU KIDDING M--

Mipha: ANYWAYS 😅, what's up guys?

Link: 👍👍👍👍

Urbosa: eating popcorn. 😌💅🍿🍿🍿

Daruk: nothing much. Also, Urbosa, how do u do your nails and eat popcorn???

Urbosa: oh- uh--

Zelda: ALSO, THANK YOU MIPHA. I'm feeling stressed...if u haven't noticed.

Revali: oh, I didn't notice 😑

Zelda: 😑

Revali: AND MIPHA, I wasn't finished. Link needs to know his place first.

Zelda: PLEASE, JUST STOP.

Mipha: OH Revali- that's enough NOW.

Revali: no, I'm not doing anything wrong.

Zelda: I-

Revali: Link, you need to know that you can't just get away with this 😑

Urbosa: get away with what??? You said he blocked u m8.

Revali: NOT THAT. He needs to stop this.

Urbosa: stop what??? Sending smiley emojis???

Revali: YEA

Urbosa: so childish.

Zelda: ikrrr

Daruk: let the little guy breathe, gosh.

Mipha: what they said.

Revali: BUT. HE JUST NEEDS TO KNOW...!

Urbosa: know what???

Link: 🙂🙂🙂

Revali: UGHHH, HE'S DOING IT AGAIN...!!!!!

Zelda: he barely chats, calm down.

Mipha: Link isn't doing anything bad???

Daruk: Mipha's right.

Revali: UGHHHHHHHH
wHeN wILL yOu LearN, WhEn wILL yOu LEaRN ????...........

Mipha: 👁👄👁

Link: ???? 🙂👌

Revali:.........tHat yOur aCtIoNs hAvE cOnSeQuenCeS!!??!?!?

Urbosa: I-- 🤠 💅💅💅💅

Daruk: DUDEEEE. U REMIND ME OF THIS VIDEO I SAW TODAY, IT WASN'T THE ORIGINAL BUT STILL. THEY ADDED THE VOICE TO A GAME !!

Mipha: oh daruk- 😞

Urbosa: LMAOO

Revali: THAT IS BESIDES THE POINT..!!!

Zelda: I give up, rlly.

Link: ☝️☝️☝️☝️ *nods* me too

Revali: HE TYPED ????

Urbosa: here we go again....

Mipha: Revali, don't make Link uncomfortable! Let him type!

Link: *nods again* ☝️

Revali: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
yOU fRicKinG frIcKs..!!!

Zelda: thats enough for today. I give up.

Zelda: 😞

Link: 😞

Mipha: 👁💧👄💧👁

Daruk: 👁👄👁

Urbosa: 💅🤠💅🍿🍿🍿

Revali: UGHHHHHHHH

Author: 👁💧👄💧👁 🍿🍿🍿

End Of chapter 10 LOL

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17/1/21 A/N: TY FOR 1K+ READS!
And ty for 3k+ read on my other zelink fanfic! *hint hint* (Yes, im doing this again)
22/1/21 Edit: close to 4k on other story and on my way to 2k on this one!

Thank you!

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Also...

'WHEN WILL YOU LEARN? WHEN WILL YOU LEARN? THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES?'

Original: (also, I don't own ANY vids I add in ANY chapters.)

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P.s I love all the characters, all this was a joke 💅🤠

Thank you again !

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