Soul was extra in need for the touch of a woman that day so he went to maka which was in the kitchen, "Mkaa i need" BUT befiore soul could say nything Mka picked soul and and said " turn INTO A SYCTHE" NOW?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" " uhm.... mAK a whats the matter calm ur shit"b "NPO OSUA SOUAL !!!!1!!11!! SOUL! TURN JNT O A SCYTHE NOW I AM UR MEISTER AND U DO AS I SAY!1 "fine fine calm ur non exisitant titties" soul said as he changed inot a scythe.
"Thanks you soul" maka said as he pciked soul up and sung him around a bit before dipping him into makas pristine shit made soup
"hey maka......tf you doing-" soul was cut off by being drowned in makas disgusting cooking
"BUbUbLnUbUblIhBuNl______-------___-- mSKk MAkza Maaka!!!!!!"
"soul its okay just stay there or smth"
"I CANT TAKE TBIS" soul said as he drowned and turned back into a human
" oh mh go d soul lookn what youve done YOUVE RUINED MY BECAUTIFUL COOKING WITH UR SKIDMARKED PANYTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"what"
"its okay b b b b hb b hb hb hbb b b b because 4
i love yo2"h e said
"lol idrgaS" (i dont really give a shit)
"bbb b b b but+"
" im no simp but ill love you because you are a weapo"
" pau"
"okjauy"
the end