It was a good day to play football, Steven and his pals were playing all day and Steven was flying as fast as he could to catch the ball until
He bumped into a small little penguin. When he got up, he noticed it was the same penguin he met yesterday
Penguin: uh oh, I'm busted. Hey! It's you! Steven right?
Steven: yeah, what are ya doing here?
Penguin: well, a kids gotta get some snacks before meeting his pals, names peebo pudgeminor, you can call me pudge
Steven: okay then, hey me and my friends are playing a round of football! Wanna join?
Pudge: I'd love to but I gotta meet my friends down by the river
Steven: okay we'll hope to see ya
Steven then ran back to the group only to be tackled by Freddy
Freddy: I won! I WONE!!!
Freddy was bouncing all over the place until he made it to the others
Freddy: I won! I won! I won!
Zill: calm down Freddy! What did you win?
Freddy: I won chef bigbones menroes fan recipe contest!
Steven: the fried chicken show?
Freddy: my recipe uses a soy based rooster substitute called tofrooster!
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Group: oh!
Freddy: anyway, he's cooking my recipe tomorrow night on live tv! And I want you all to be in the audience!
Group: aww!
Steven: can we invite our friends and folks?
Freddy: as many as ya like! Maybe if it goes well I could get my own tv show!
Group: ugh....
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Meanwhile at the tv studio, chef big bones was preparing for his debut on the air
Big bone: (speaking Italian) you call this fresh onions?! I call it an abomination! We go on the air in one hour and I better have fresh onions!
Soon Freddy in a chef disguise goes up on the stage
Freddy: chef big bones sir? I'm Freddy not a ferret?
Big bones: oh! There he is! The winner of my competition! Your recipe, she a thing of beauty. The garlic, the onion, I just gotta make one modification
Freddy: modification?
Big bones: oui! I gotta use a REAL rooster!
Freddy: WHAT?! But what about the tofrooster?
Big bones: yea that taste like hot garbage, no one want to eat that
Freddy: well I won't allow it! Roosters are kind and loyal animals and make great roommates! Probably
Big bones: fine! If you don't like it then leave!
Freddy: fine! I'm leaving! I bid you good day sir!
Soon he left with some of the gang on the other side
Zill: so how'd it go?
Freddy: terrible! Big bones planing on using a REAL rooster in my recipe! I said I want no part of this travesty! I'm outta here!
Steven: but we can't leave! There's a poor animal that gonna be deep fried and smothered in barbecue sauce on live television!
Otis: stevens right! This situation demands action! Let's go write a strongly word letter!
Rawhide: shouldn't we just go backstage and free the rooster right now?
Otis: also a good plan! Remind me to write you a thank you letter
Dweeb: you can just thank her right now
Otis: guys, why do you hate letters?!
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The gang soon made it backstage to find the captive rooster and soon Steven finds the cage the bird was in
Steven: don't worry sir, we're here to save you
Rooster: save me? You mean these aren't auditions for the Seattle opera?
Steven: what? No! It's a cooking show! Your about to be deep fried and eaten on live tv!
Steven then got the rooster out of the cage but then chef big bone came to the room
Big bone: hey! What y'all doing with my rooster?!
Rooster: later! (Runs off)
Otis: why chef big bones! This is so... LEAVE NOW!!!
Soon the gang left as fast as they could
Steven tried to catch up but big bones grabbed him by the legs
Big bones: I guess great macaw is on the menu now!
Steven: (looks at camera) pluck me!
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Meanwhile the gang made it out of the studio just in time, panting and sweating
Otis: phew! That was close
Woog: wait! Where's Steven?
Soon they looked at the window and saw Steven in the cage with a chain on his ankle
Steven: help! There gonna cook me on live tv!
Zill: we gotta bust him out! Before they cook him!
Rex: we can't! The guards putting him under lock down!
Otis: our only chance is to grab him when big bones puts him on stage
Zill: and jacks gonna help us!
Jack: me?!
Zill: yeah dude! Your the best cook there is! All ya have to do is go out there, challenge him to a chef off, and when stevens on stage, you be right there to grab him!
Pig: will there be movement involved?
Otis: yes, remember what I said about standing and doing things?
Pig: alright
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Soon the show was on the air and jack was still nervous about going on
Jack: ya sure I got this?
Zill: yeah dude! What's the worst that can happen?
Jack: like, literally anything bad can happen, it's my curse! Should I really do it?
Zill: pfff, curse shmurse, ya got this
Otis: all ya have to do is go out there and challenge big bones to a chef off, then once he gets out Steven, you'll be right there to grab em!
Jack: okay I'll do it, my Chef hat!
Pig then gets said hat and jack soon walks proudly to the stage... only for a stage light to hit him on the head, and the post in front of him to fall on his body knocking him out
Gang: JACK!!!
Rex: sweet lord he's out cold!
Rawhide: now who's gonna grab Steven?
Freddy: well I got him into this, so Otis is just gonna have to get him out
Otis: (looks at woog) that's very brave of you Otis, your sacrifice will not be, oh wait I'M Otis
Otis then got himself a chef outfit and went onto the stage
Big bone: now let's cut up some pepper
Otis: estopa!
Big bones: so what is the meaning of this disruption?
Otis: (speaks Italian) I'm the world famous chef Luigi capaleni, and I challenge you to a chef off! No one can't accept the challenge on live tv! So I challenge you! Alive! On the tv!
Big bones: well I got to protect my reputation. Alright, we gonna have us an old fashion chef off!
Otis: fantastico, then bring out the macaw, you must a have him back a stage! So that we Cana cook him!
Big bones: now hold on! Everyone knows a chef off has THREE rounds! Salad, ice sculpture, THEN the entrée!
Otis: I'm a know that, I'm a know that! All a these things you say with your mouth a, I already know that a!
Big bones: then let the chef off a begin!
Round 1. Salad
Big bone was doing crazy work with his and he even made it like a wedding salad or something!
Big bone: beat that chef Luigi!
Otis: ha! Your salad, she make me laugh! Ha, haha! That's a me laughing at your salad! Now check a this out!
Otis just copied him by hitting the table multiple times, causing it to split in half
Round 2. Ice sculpture
Big bone had himself a giant ice block, then chilled it really fast and made a really ridiculously beautiful sculpture
And in response, Otis just straight up got a chainsaw and used it on the block like a jackhammer!
Otis: 🎶usolas meow, eh la la la la
I don't know the words, so I'll sing a these words🎶
And when he finished
Otis: I've made a the ice a cube!
From a huge pile of shredded ice
Otis: hey a, let's get to the entrée
Big bone: that's alright with me, "chef" old big bones gonna deep fry him some macaw!
Soon he gets out his deep fryer and pulls a lever to reveal Steven above with his cage lowering to the deep fryer!
Otis: (gasp) no! A stop!
Otis then ran to the lever and pulled it again making the cage go up
Big bone: get away from my macaw!
Soon the two fight over the lever and soon they fought breaking the lever making the cage go down, if Otis didn't think quick, Steven is a goner! Soon big bone got out a spatula and Otis got a fish and then they sword fought then Otis got a pair of cooking pincers and peeled big bones mustache off and threw it onto the frying pan distracting big bone! Otis then grabbed stevens cage right before it was in the deep fryer!
Otis: sorry big bones but this macaws not on the menu!
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Otis and company were safe in the spirit zone trying out Freddie's tofrooster and was it good
Rawhide: the nerve of old fat bones, taking credit for Otis mustache trick and making it HIS own recipe!
Otis: who cares? Freddys imitation roosters awesome!
Everyone: (agreeing)
Peck: wait a minute, where's Steven?
Everyone then took a look at their imitation rooster and soon all came to the conclusion
Otis: AHH!
Pig: AHH!
Dinos: AHH!
Rawhide: AHH!
Pip: AHH!
Otis then got a plunger to try and get the taste out of his mouth
???: hey guys! How's it going?
Soon everyone looked behind them to see Steven and were relieved to see him
Otis: I don't even wanna tell you what we were thinking
Freddy: that the secret ingredient to my tofrooster is dandruff? How'd ya guess?
Everyone: (screaming again)