Lurke: Who are you?
Shadow (daughter): Hey dad
Lurke: WAIT WHAT
Goon (son): hey
Vizza: Um
Goon: Just look at the dare
Vizza: Oh that makes much more sense! Wait, we had children?
Lurke:......... apparently
Snoop: *comes out from behind them* Awwww who are these?
Goon: *kinda annoyed* Hey uncle Snoop...
Lurke and Snoop: WHAT?!
Snoop: I'm honored...
Lurke: NO
Vizza:........
Shadow: *less annoyed* hey uncle. What's up
Snoop: How long have I been gone?
Lurke: *pushes Snoop out of the way*
Goon: I'm bored. Can we go prank the rescue rats?
Vizza: I love them
Lurke: They're totally our children
Shadow: Well I'm going
Lurke: Yassssss
*at the Roost*
Shadow: Looks like only one of them are home...
Goon: That one is Winger, right? He's the worst, let's do this
Lurke and Vizza: *watching them*
Shadow: *turns invisible and stands next to Winger* *hissing* Watch out for the dark one~
Winger: *jumps and looks around* Who's there? I don't see anyone!
Goon: *invisible* They're coming to get you~
Winger: I've never heard those voices before!
Goon and Shadow: *hissing and growling*
Winger: *shaking*
Shadow: *grabs Winger's tail*
Winger: *yelps and flies away as fast as possible*
Goon and Shadow: *uninvisible* *laughing*
Lurke: Now we can eat all their fish!
Vizza: Not so fast. Look.
Eli: *holding Doc in his hand*
Doc: *chirps happily*
Me: *wagging tail and squealing*
Lurke: Who's that
Vizza: idk
Goon: I got a plan *invisible*
Me: AAAAAA all your slugs are so cute!! :3
Eli: *chuckles*
Burpy: *worried chirp*
Eli: What is it buddy?
Burpy: *hissing slightly and shaking head*
Eli: Something's wrong
Goon and Shadow: *run out shooting slinkwing goo*
Me and Eli: *are caught*
Goon and Shadow: *laughing*
Slinkwings: *start eating fish out of the barrels*
Eli: Beeker?
Beeker: *chirps and sprays water*
Eli: *is free* Get out of here!
Lurke: No!
Eli: *shoots Joules*
Joules: *zaps Goon and Shadow*
Vizza: Wha-
Eli: *shoots Burpy*
Burpy: *circles around Lurke and Vizza*
Lurke: Gah! Fine we'll leave! But you haven't seen the last of us!
Slinkwings: *leave*
Aggro: Uh what happened here?
Beeker: *sprays water and frees me*
Me: Just Eli being a beast and keeping the place safe while you were gone
Summer: We thought we would show everyone around the village while you died of cuteness by looking at the slugs
Me: *shrugs*
Kord: Hannahr is awesome! I taught her how to make so many cool things! Magnus would be cool to learn stuff from too, but... he's a jerk.
Trixie: I recorded an insult battle between Magnus and Pronto
Junjie: Marena and I got along well.
Pronto: I met someone who recognized the great Pronto for his worth!
Me: Hmm. Who was this person?
Trixie: I think he said his name was Elbone?
Me: Of course. Anyway, thanks for the dare... wait should I close this out? It wasn't really a dare for us...
Dak: Where's Winger?
Eli: Haven't seen him since he took off for some reason.
Me: I'll just close us out anyway. Until next time!