Once there was a panda named bob. He loved dick so much. He waited on the streets for dick everyday. One day a new guy came. He fucked Bob so hard and good.
Bob begged for more. They became lovers and fucked everyday. One day Bob was going to give his new lover a blow job... But it turned out to be a girl using a dildo. Bob was so sad. He murdered her and started working as a hooker again.
-The end-