Naruto Rants

By Author-Chan

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SasuSaku
Naruto V.S. Sasuke
Tobi
Dubbed or Subbed?
SASUKE'S EMO! BELIVE IT!
Orange is mah fav colorrr
Road to Ninja
Orochimaru
Ms. new Booty
Fillers
Smell
Don't Do It: Naruto Fanfics.
BARUTO
|| ¡RANDOM RANTS! ||
BORUTO PLS. #2
BORUTO: THE MOVIE
END.
BORUTO NARUTO GEN

Naruto's Sage Mode!

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By Author-Chan

hehe.

am I the only one who thinks Naruto looks hella ugly in his Sage mode?

Like, DAYUM.

sorry buddy, but I liked you much better when you that little loud ass rascal.

seriously, I better not be the only one who thinks that.

Or imma FREaking FLIP.

and Sasuke ugly AF too.

he got hands sprouting outta his back and shit.

Nasty ass bitch. I don't think he shower.

wow.

I talk a lot about Sasuke for someone who doesn't really like him.

bleh. whatevs.

it's not like he's real anyway. (oh how I wish he was doe lol)

This rant is so short lol but I don't really have anything to say except that Naruto's eye shadow be ON POINT.

like, seriously, I can barely put mascara on without poking my eye with the stick thingy.

honestly.

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