*Dave's POV*
Finally, after 3 weeks of tryna build this restaurant from the ground up of an old crackhouse for dirt cheap off realestateindeed.net it's finally open! Sure there might be new hybrid breeds of moss and cannabis under the floor boards and stoned isopods in the walls but hey, sounds as Freddy's as legally possible! Bootleg Bear's is really comin' together.
*Jack's POV*
Whythefuckisanisopoddoingalineofcoke. The hell is Dave doin' here???? I thought we agreed on a child diner not an all u can eat edibles buffet for those oversized cockroaches. I'm gonna get this place set up right. First I'm gonna call in an exterminator to get rid of these things and then I'm gonna refurbish this crackhouse into a crackhome, or crackdiner I guess. I dial the number on the flier I found nearby and after I heard the man that picked up, I've never felt such terror in my life. "Hi, Matt here. What can I do for you today? Need roaches exterminated? We can do it!" "Oh, hey Matt. I need you to come help me exterminate some drug lord Isopods from my new diner." "Oh sounds good Jack! Nice to hear your good! How has it been since u left Freddy Frunkcunders?" "Oh it's been good Matt. Given back anyone's virginities recently?" "Jack please, I'm a business man with a business plan now, no more fireworks and prizes for me, I kill things now and get paid for it." "Oh good, so will u help us out? It's at 420 Blazin Road." "Will be right over Jack!"
*Dave's POV*
How did Matt find me??? Me and Old Sport jumped the border to escape him what is he doing here!?! And he's in an exterminator van, is he gonna exterminate my mouldy purple ass? Oh god he's coming in. Oh god oh no oh no geez. "Oh hey Dave! You also running this diner?" "BACK DEMON BACK MAY THE POWER OF FREDBEAR COMPEL YOU HISSSSSSSS" THAT'LL FEND HIM OFF SO I CAN ESCAPE. RUN RUN RUN GO GO GO BEFORE HE GRABS YOU FUCKING SPRINT YOU SAD FORGOTTEN MEMBER OF THE CALIFORNIAN RAISINS.
*Jack's POV*
Jesus Christ Dave just cleared a house! And he has a cross in his hand and a garlic chain on? Who's he defending against, an emo vampire???