Random things that I think ar...

By Aziel_leizA

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*NOT ENTIRELY HERMITCRAFT RELATED* I was inspired. Forget planning an actual book- Forget all the homework I'... More

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What is the definition of a title?
So you know that trend thing-

Snake

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By Aziel_leizA

(Requested by Elder_Helen)

In which I lost a snake-

What is this useless piece of cloth?
It serves absolutely no purpose!
Just a bunch of cloth.

Oh?
I actually have to say more?
But what else can I say about this absolutely usless-

...
Why were you just screaming?

...
When I ask you a question I don't expect you to answer it wi-















































(A long explanation on the history of answering a question with a question later...)

Why do you have and empty glass box sitting over there?

What do you mean it's not empty?
There is not anything in it...?

...what's a terrarium?

...
And what exactly is a snake?








I can assure you that this so-called snake thing is not in the weird glass box.











...you mean that-
























No, I AM NOT GOING TO LOOK FOR THE DANGER NOODLE THING!!!


I DON'T CARE THAT IT COULD BE IN THE USELESS PIECE OF CLOTH!
YOU CAN GO FIND IT!

NO, YOU JUST SAID THAT THE DANGER NOODLE IS POISNESS-
















I shall now inturpt your regularly scheduled program for an ad break...

And no, it's definitely not because we are currently arguing or anything...

Definitely not-





























































(Just pretend you saw a bunch of ads, ok?)





















































I shall now throw you back into your regularly scheduled program:




Did you get the danger noodle?

Good.
Now what?

Right...
The e-










~THE END!~

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