Yesterday I went to an awesome spa
It was fucking great
Then I yelled "Caw Caca Caw Cacacaw Caw Caw"
Like a little fucking birdie
I'm pretty sure the masseur was left in awe,
With the sight of my nips through it all.
When I got home I watched Jigsaw
Then My mum got home as well
I said, "Mum, Can I finally get a bra?"
My mum says "No Harold, NO Harold, NO HAROLD!"
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Yeah