THE STARS OF THE SHOW!
matthew gray gubler! MATTHEW GRAY GUBLER!
[age:forty]
"louis, forty or not...it's eight in the morning, of course it's too early to get drunk on gay vodka!"
louis william tomlinson! LOUIS WILLIAM TOMLINSON!
[age:twenty-five]
"harry styles a dad...eh...more like a daddy...wait, we're still on air?!"
THE SPECIAL GUESTS!
harry edward styles! HARRY EDWARD STYLES!
[age: thirty-eight]
"silver fox?! bitch, this is my natural hair colour...go pick up your kid from kindergarten!"
julianna grace leblanc! BILLY JEAN GUBLER!
[age: seventeen]
"you think spelling my name with a -y instead of -ie changes the fact that you named me after a song that talks about a man not being the father?!"
REST TO BE ADDED!