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Gryffindor : My house will be represented by a lion, for bravery.
Slytherin : How original.
Slytherin : I choose the snake because-
Gryffindor : They are sneaky bastards like you.
Slytherin : Oh shut your damn-
Gryffindor : NEXT!
Ravenclaw : Mine is ofc, a raven for their cleverness.
Gryffindor : Choose an eagle it's more badass.
Ravenclaw : I don't-
Gryffindor : I wrote eagle.
Hufflepuff : I want a badger.
Hufflepuff : They look silly.
Slytherin : You know you can pick any-
Hufflepuff : No. Badger.
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