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๐†๐ˆ๐•๐„ ๐Œ๐„ ๐Œ๐˜ ๐๐‡๐Ž๐๐„ ๐๐€๐‚๐Š โžช ๐€๐Š๐€๐€๐’๐‡๐ˆ ๐Š. (๐Ÿ) ๐ง๐ž๐ฐ ๐ฆ๐ž๐ฌ๐ฌ๐š๐ ๐ž ๐Ÿ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ @๐š๐ค๐š.๐ค๐ž๏ฟฝ... More

๐ˆ๐๐“๐‘๐Ž
slipped into your dm's
group chat
bored
practice match
neighbor
among us
wap
xmas gift
hot
dense
i wanna ruin our friendship
2am walks
feelings
a bitch forced us
forget
NOT AN UPDATE
miss me?

translation

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By makkisakki

wednesday
10:12 PM

AKAASHI'S POV

PING !!

'huh whats this'
i thought.
i picked up my phone and saw that i was
added into a—

group chat ??

i clicked to open.

dooru🚪 added 11 people in the
group.

semisemi 👀
what is this new gc??

koogaaaaaaaneeeee 💛
HELLO !!

akaashew 🥜
um hello??

dooru 🚪
heyy i made this gc for the pretty
setters like me 😩

piss hair 🌝
pls im prettier than yer
bitch ass

dooru 🚪
UM EXCUSE ME WHAT

shirabooboo 🥺
STFU NO ONE CARES

semisemi 👀
SHIRABU SHUSH

kodzuken 💥
shirabu is right stfu

kagemilk 🥛
uh do u guys have milk

dooru 🚪
NO WE DONT
UGH WHY DID I EVEN ADD U HERE
YOURE NOT EVEN PRETTY 🙄🙄

sugarwara 🧂
WHAT DID U JUST SAY TO MY
SON ?? 😄

kodzuken 💥
OH SHIT UH OH I THINK
SOMEONES ABOUT TO GET LIT ON FIRE TONIGHT AJSHAKSHAJS

piss hair 🌝
i think this is the first time i saw
kenma-san talk that much

akaashew 🥜
i think youre right

sugarwara 🧂
FIRST OF ALL STFU NO ONE WANTS YOU
HERE SECOND KAGEYAMA MY SON IS
THE MOST PRECIOUS THING IN THE WORLD AND IS VERY KIND AND RESPECTFUL NOT LIKE YOUR ANNOYING BITCH ASS PERSONALITY WHO LIKE TO
DISRESPECT PEOPLE CAUSE HE THINKS
ITS FUNNY WELL NOOOOO ITS NOT FUNNY CAUSE ITS MAKING MY BLOOD BOIL ASF AND THIRD I KNOW WE'RE GOING TO NATIONALS AND U GUYS WILL NOT.

piss hair 🌝
i— uh get it ig

dooru 🚪
damn im sorry—

YAHABAA 😈
hey sorry to interrupt yalls lovely
convo but can yall translate this for me ?
what does "isubo mo ang titi ko" and
"ansarap ng pepe mo" mean???

dooru 🚪
oh wait is that filipino

shirabooboo 🥺
yes it is dumbass

dooru 🚪
ill add iwa-chan !!

akaashew 🥜
ill add y/n

kodzuken 💥
simpsimpsimpsimp

dooru🚪 added iwa-chan😡 in the group.
akaashew 🥜 added y/nieee 🏌️‍♀️ in the group.

piss hair 🌝
huh whos y/n ??

kodzuken 💥
let me pm you later

iwa-chan 😡
whats this shittykawa??

y/nieee 🏌️‍♀️
AYEEE HELLOOOO

---------------------------------
KENMA'S POV

while they were talking in the gc i quickly
pm-ed atsumu to tell him
who y/n is.

sooo who is she or he ??
sorry i dont wanna mis gender her
or him so ya

its a she dw and akaashi
has a big fat crush on her he just doesn't
wanna admit it smh

ohohoho i smell romance going on
anyways what does she look like?

*insert a cute/hot picture of u*

wow
get a girl who can do both hot and
cute woohoo 😩

shut up she's taken
well not taken but shes gonna be taken by akaashi and not u 🙄🙄

omfg i was just complimenting her chile
kenken

dont call me that

ugh fine thanks for the info ig

np bye

------------------------------
Y/N'S POV

PING !!

akaashew 🥜 added u to "SETTER SQUAD 😩💔😈🔫💪🏼🥶"

'i- what is this'

i clicked on the notification so i can
check it out.

akaashew 🥜 added u in the group chat.

iwa-chan😡
whats this shittykawa??

y/nieee🏌️‍♀️
AYEEE HELLOOOO

'pffttt who r these guyss??'
i laughed inside my head.

YAHABA 😈
waitt can yall speak filipino??

y/nieee🏌️‍♀️
yuuuhh filipino attendance checkk 🇵🇭

iwa-chan 😡
mhm i think i can speak a little

y/nieee🏌️‍♀️
anywayss what yall need me for ??

YAHABA 😈
what does "isubo mo ang titi ko" and
"ansarap ng pepe mo" mean ??

y/nieee🏌️‍♀️
....

iwa-chan 😡
.....

y/nieee 🏌️‍♀️
i—

i was totally not expecting that

iwa-chan😡
um same here—
who thought u that yahaba??

YAHABA 😈
uh we aint finna talk abt that
so r u gonna translate it or whatt??

y/nieee🏌️‍♀️
iwa-trash r u gonna say it or me?

dooru 🚪
huh how dare u call iwa-chan trash u dont
even know him !!

iwa-chan 😡
u do it pls

y/nieee🏌️‍♀️
stfu dooru i cant believe u forgot abt
me

dooru 🚪
huh?

y/nieee🏌️‍♀️
nothing.
anyways um yahaba

YAHABA 😈
hm

y/nieee🏌️‍♀️
"isubo mo ang titi ko" means smd im pretty
sure yk what that acronym means right
which means "suck my dick"

YAHABA 😈
righttt....

y/nieee🏌️‍♀️
"ansarap ng pepe mo" mean your "your pussy tastes good"....

akaashew 🥜
....

semisemi 👀
.....

shirabooboo 🥺
......

kooogaaaaaaaneeeee 💛
.......

piss hair 🌝
......

kodzuken 💥
......

sugarwara 🧂
.......

dooru 🚪
........

kagemilk 🥛
......

iwa-chan😡
......wtf r u watching yahaba...

YAHABA 😈
nothing

uh okay thanks bye i have
work to do

y/nieee 🏌️‍♀️
work huh? uh enjoy ig...

iwa-chan 😡
Y/N-TRASH NO

-------------------------------
A/N

OKAYYY I FINALLY UPDATED MOM ,DAD ,RELATIVES ,PPL IK IRL—
IF YER SEEING THIS IM SO SORRY 😔

PLS I DONT HAVE HUMOR FOR THIS IM DED YALL HAJSHAQHSJAHAK

btw KATSUKIATTO here u go 😭😭

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