usernames
moonie: taeil
dadsapastor: mark
tannedboi: donghyuck
icecream: jaemin
realrapunzel: hendery
stupidposes: doyoung
handsanitizereater: jeno
moominbitch: renjun
furry: taeyong
tallasstree: lucas
grandma: kun
goodboygonebad: yangyang
chenlookatmysexyface: chenle
jisuckurmom: jisung
buffjasmine: xiaojun
winwow: sicheng
belieber: ten
yutaxesuck: yuta
shoteup: shotaro
sungsimp: sungchan
peachyass: jaehyun
johnnyjohnnyyesdaddy: johnny
thatsawetasswoo: jungwoo
nct 127
8:30pm
handsanitizereater: GUYS
handsanitizereater: WE GOTTEM
dadspastor: got what
handsanitizereater: ew move u rat
handsanitizereater: why r u still here
dadsapastor: BECAUSE JOHNNY ADDED ME
handsanitizereater: THEN LEAVE U FUCKING DOJA CAT SLUT
handsanitizereater: UR NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE
dadsapastor: JUST TELL ME WHAT U GOT BITCH
handsanitizereater: WE GOT UR MOM OK
handsanitizereater: NOW LEAVE
dadsapastor: u motherfucker
dadsapastor: i got ur sister
handsanitizereater: for ur info
handsanitizereater: hyuck isn't my sister
dadsapastor: what
stupidposes: WHAT
stupidposes: U TOOK HYUCK
jisuckurmom: EWWWW HYUNG
icecream: pedo alert pedo alert
dadsapastor: WHY R U TELLING EVERYONE
handsanitizereater: wait
handsanitizereater: SO U DID TAKE HYUCK EWWWW
dadsapastor: NO FFS
dadsapastor: I MEANT THAT WHY R U TELLING EVERYONE I LIKE HIM
handsanitizereater: mark lee
dadsapastor: jeno lee
handsanitizereater: u just exposed urself
dadsapastor: oh shit sorry donghyuck took my phone
handsanitizereater: ur in the fUCKING BATHROOM
chenlookatmysexyface: EWWWWWWWWWWWW
sungsimp: this isn't even national child trust anymore
sungsimp: it's national pedo trust
belieber: npt
sungsimp: npt.
belieber: anyways
belieber: someone very important got injured
belieber: no idea how they're hiding it
belieber: isn't that right
belieber: our dear maknae
jisuckurmom: yeah sungchan
sungsimp: IM OLDER THAN U
jisuckurmom: WELL NOW UR NOT
sungsimp: whatever u say
sungsimp: jisung hyung
jisuckurmom: ok ew i take that back
icecream: that is
icecream: cursed and disgusting
icecream: u should call him oppa instead
jisuckurmom: jaemin shut up
jisuckurmom: or ill shove strawberry jam down ur throat
goodboygonebad: kinky
jisuckurmom: fuck u im sleeping
stupidposes: WHY WOULD U RUIN THAT MOTHER AND SON MOMENT
stupidposes: WHY
icecream: sun*
moonie: SHUT UP U SKUNKED BITCH
moonie: ITS SON
moonie: S O N
icecream: NO ITS SUN
icecream: JENO TELL HIM
handsanitizereater: it's son
icecream: RENJUN WBU
moominbitch: son.
icecream: im just too smart for u all
icecream: to*
stupidposes: GTFO
stupidposes: WHY R U SPELLING THE CORRECT INCORRECTLY
icecream: shut up u millennial
stupidposes: shut up u zoomer
dadsapastor: HYUNG
dadsapastor: WHO TF SAYS ZOOMER
dadsapastor: ITS GEN Z
stupidposes: STFU U FUCKING SON OF A PASTOR WHO STOLE AN ANNOYING LITTLE SHITS FIRST KISS
dadsapastor: DONT REMIND ME OF THAT
stupidposes: I JUST DID
dadsapastor: THEN SHUT UP
dadsapastor: HOW TF AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL HIM
handsanitizereater: let's just keep this a secret
stupidposes: let's just keep this simple
stupidposes: ahaha hyuck quote
dadsapastor: STOP REMINDING ME ABOUT HIM
dadsapastor: ALSO HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KEEP THIS A SECRET
grandma: guys help
grandma: donghyuck is crying
moonie: wait why
moominbitch: because he thinks he's not good enough for—
goodboygonebad: FOR MAKING US FEEL WEIRD
goodboygonebad: i mean happy
handsanitizereater: oh
handsanitizereater: so he's basically sad because—
icecream: because he thinks he's not good enough for mark
handsanitizereater: JAEMIN U FUCKIN—
icecream: oH SHIT OOPS
moominbitch: FFS
chenlookatmysexyface: QUICK MARK ISNT LOOKING HES CUTTING HIS WATERMELON
chenlookatmysexyface: SPAM THE CHAT
icecream: sun of a pastor
thatsawetasswoo: son
icecream: sun
thatsawetasswoo: son
icecream: sun
thatsawetasswoo: SON
icecream: SUN
thatsawetasswoo: U FUCKING DUMBASS
thatsawetasswoo: ITS SUN
icecream: THATS WHAT I JUST SAID
thatsawetasswoo: I MEAN SON
chenlookatmysexyface: jisung has a big head
chenlookatmysexyface: and is very cute
jisuckurmom: I CANT READ THE LAST SENTENCE
jisuckurmom: WAYV OR RENJUN PLS TRANSLATE
winwow: guys
winwow: for chenle's sake
winwow: let's not translate
jisuckurmom: oh is it something offensive
chenlookatmysexyface: NO I SAID UR CU—
jisuckurmom: cu?
handsanitizereater: currently an adult
sungsimp: culture is interesting
peachyass: cunning
tallasstree: cumming
jisuckurmom: OK SHUT UP HYUNG THAT WAS CROSSING THE LINE
buffjasmine: what goes on inside the mind of wong yukhei
chenlookatmysexyface: lucas
chenlookatmysexyface: thank u for not translating but n o
realrapunzel: cute?
grandma: HENDERY U IDIOT
goodboygonebad: WE AGREED ON NOT TRANSLATING
realrapunzel: I WAS BLENDING IT U JACKASSES
goodboygonebad: oh
goodboygonebad: U SHOULDVE TOLD US
realrapunzel: THAT WOULD GIVE IT AWAY MEGAMIND
realrapunzel: oh wait wrong person
grandma: fuck u
dadsapastor: yall did u just figure out that chenle has a crush on jisung now
jisuckurmom: no1 said that shit u idiot
chenlookatmysexyface: mark
chenlookatmysexyface: im telling hyuck that u stole his first kiss if u carry on spreading rumours
dadsapastor: SHUT UP STOP REMINDING ME FFS
buffjasmine: ok wait how tf did jisung get injured
moominbitch: the idiot was climbing a tree and got his leg stuck in the branch
jisuckurmom: STFU
jisuckurmom: I WAS TRYING TO GET THE VIEW
furry: WHY IS 127 STILL AWAKE
furry: GO TO SLEEP WE HAVE TO RECORD TOMORROW
dadsapastor: SHUSH NO1 CARES I'M TOO STRESSED
belieber: GOOD THATS WHAT U GET SMH
johnnyjohnnyyesdaddy: damn mark is getting hit on from all sides
johnnyjohnnyyesdaddy: including the ass and dic—
handsanitizereater: WOAH WOAH OK SHUT UP
yutaxesuck: u just woke me up
yutaxesuck: and the first message i see is this
yutaxesuck: luck is not by my side today
buffjasmine: WHATS IT WITH 127 PLUS LUCAS PLUS JAEMIN PLUS JENO SOMETIMES WITH INAPPROPRIATE JOKES
stupidposes: JOHNNY STFU U DIRTY BITCH
johnnyjohnnyyesdaddy: I CANT HELP IT
johnnyjohnnyyesdaddy: DIRTY JOKES IS A DAILY THING I HAVE TO DO
stupidposes: STOP BEING CURSED
moonie: JOHNNY UR SETTING A BAD EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNG ONES
johnnyjohnnyyesdaddy: YOUNG ONES MY ASS
johnnyjohnnyyesdaddy: DID U SEE THEM ON THE BUS AND THE HOTEL
johnnyjohnnyyesdaddy: THEYRE WILDING SMH
belieber: YEAH I SAW THEM TOO
belieber: I BET THEYRE LEARNING FROM US HYUNGS
handsanitizereater: WHY IS MARK SO WEIRD
handsanitizereater: HES MAKING A MESS WITH JUST A SINGLE WATERMELON SLICE
handsanitizereater: NOW HES SCREAMING WHILST STANDING ON A CHAIR BECAUSE THERES A KETCHUP BOTTLE ON THE FLOOR
moonie: is he high again
shoteup: remind him of hyuck and he'll snap back to his senses
handsanitizereater: hES SOBBING ON MY SHOULDER NOW HELP
chenlookatmysexyface: wait im omw there
chenlookatmysexyface: i wanna see a crying mark to make fun out of him
handsanitizereater: HE WNT LET GO IF ME HLEP
handsanitizereater: I CNAT TEYPE
handsanitizereater: IST TOO TIGJT
handsanitizereater: wsit thst sounds wrcng
buffjasmine: WHY IS HE STILL DIRTY MINDED WHEN HES LITERALLY SUFFOCATING
icecream: jeno hasn't hugged me in like a month
icecream: im jealous smh
handsanitizereater: hes hsuggin me
handsanitizereater: nto teh othr way rounf
belieber: i also wanna see the baby lion crying
handsanitizereater: IM IN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN
tallasstree: but ur a top
tallasstree: u can't be in pain because ur the one putting it in—
handsanitizereater: HTUNG NOT THE TIEM
realrapunzel: LUCAS GTFO FFS
moonie: yall are a mess
shoteup: i didn't sign up for this
shoteup: ok maybe i did but hyung calm tf down
tallasstree: STOP HORNY SHAMING I CANT HELP IT SMH