MISS CHIEF (Author): I really do be diggin' my own grave with yet another WIP, huh? I'm gonna hate myself in the future for this, but then again I'm gonna hate myself in the future no matter what. Actually, I've decided that from now on, what I do is none of my business. No sleep; we die like the shinobi cannon fodder Madara killed to flex in the 4th Shinobi War.
UNIWOLF (Editor): Ayo! Yet another story to lose sleep I already don't get! It's fine, I know that this story is definitely going to be worth the sacrifice. This is so exciting and I'm so happy to be here to help out! Sit back, relax, watch both me and the author have multiple strokes and mental break downs, and enjoy the story!
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GENRES & WARNINGS
>> Adventure <<
>> Angst <<
>> Canon Divergence <<
>> Character Death/s <<
>> Family <<
>> Fix-it Fic (Sort of) <<
>> Humor <<
>> Reincarnation/Isekai <<
>> Romance <<
>> Self-Insert <<
>> Slow Burn <<
>> Slow Updates <<
>> Violence and Foul Languages <<
>> War Themes <<
(May be updated in the future.)
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FEATURED MAIN CHARACTERS
(Y/n)/Momo "What Up, I'm Jared, I'm 19" Uzumaki
Kushina "I Wanna Be A Mother" Uzumaki
Minato "I Am The Mother" Namikaze
Itachi "Prettier Than Thou" Uchiha
Shisui "You'll Get In Trouble" Uchiha
Kakashi "I Deny Being In Denial" Hatake
SUPPORTING CAST
Uchiha Fugaku's Migraine of the Century
Uchiha Mikoto's Patience of an Angel (and Wrath of a Demon)
Uchiha Obito's Stupid Simping Ass
Nohara Rin's Mother Hen Senses
Maito Gai's Wholesome Youthfulness
Sarutobi Hiruzen's Bad Decision-Making
Jiraiya's Single Horny Brain Cell
Original Characters
(May be updated in the future.)
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LOVE INTERESTS/FEATURED SHIPS
Shisui Uchiha
Itachi Uchiha
Kakashi Hatake
(May be updated in the future.)
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Minato Namikaze/Kushina Uzumaki
Fugaku Uchiha/Mikoto Uchiha
Hiruzen Sarutobi/Biwako Sarutobi
(May be updated in the future.)
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BONUS:
Kushina Uzumaki/Her Obsession with Ramen
(Y/n) Uzumaki/Trouble/Mischief/Chaos/Being An Overall Nuisance (The true harem)
Literally Any Uchiha/Trauma
All Hokages/Paperwork
Kakashi Hatake/The Stick Up His Ass
Fugaku Uchiha/Aspirin (sorry guys, but this is the number one OTP)
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ADDITIONAL TAGS (IN CASE I POST IN AO3)
MC is half-Korean in her old life || MC has major knowledge of the Narutoverse but it's incomplete || Illiterate MC || Reading? Who's she? Writing? Don't know her || MC can be an asshole sometimes || Second-hand embarrassment || Meme references || Her love interests are poetry, but MC couldn't read || Minor mentions of Anti-Japanese and Anti-Chinese sentiments || Actual character development for female characters || BAMF Female Characters || Male characters are not left behind, don't worry || MC has mommy issues || MC is a daddy's girl (ew not like that) || There will be OCs that may or may not be important || Character study || Jiraiya may or may not be bi because why else would he keep flaunting he's a pervert to women? || Yes, that must be it || Someone: Are you an introvert or an extrovert? || Jiraiya: I'm a pervert || Oh yeah, warning: perverted characters || Inappropriate humor for children || Alive Shisui!!! (obviously) || You can pry alive!Shisui from my fucking cold dead hands || I will fistfight Kishimoto for what he did to Shisui in canon || Canon: *Has no detailed personality and backstory for Shisui* || Me: It's free real estate || Canon-typical violence || Danzo-bashing || Shimura Danzo basically being an asshole aka being himself || Fuck Senju Tobirama (both figuratively and literally because he's kinda hot ngl) || Child soldiers || Trauma and PTSD are children's best friends here || We have a beta but we'll still write like illiterates || Awful 2/5 parenting *cough* Fugaku *cough* the 2 points all belong to Mikoto || He gets better tho, I promise || Surprise adoption || "You get adopted! You get adopted! Everybody gets adopted!" || In this fic, (most) adults are responsible... most of the time || I like to think I'm funny || MC is Ronald McDonald aka a redhead and a clown || I actually did more research for this fic than my finals || Found Family || Team bonding || This is borderline Shisui x MC centric ngl to yall || Uchiha Itachi and Shisui being good friends to MC and to each other || One day, MC will have Kakashi confess that he actually cares about her || Uchiha Shisui is a little gremlin || Uchiha Itachi is a little shit || Hatake Kakashi is a little asshole || MC is all of the above || Contrary to popular belief, Shisui and Itachi can be idiots || Don't believe me? Exhibit A: The Uchiha Massacre || I can list more examples but I think I've made my point || Kakashi and MC are not exempted from being idiots || Actually? All prodigies can be idiots || Yes, MC is a prodigy too, surprise surprise || But she's an idiot || No Gary-Stu Itachi here || But he's still a BAMF || Somewhere, Rin's mother hen senses are tingling whenever a certain child is about to do something irresponsible || Plot twists || Reminder that Konoha is still a ninja village under military dictatorship || Kids get to act their age!! || Immature shenanigans || Kushina is the enabler for said shenanigans || Kushina vs Mikoto vs Kyouhei FIGHT!!!(this will make sense in the future) || Good and proud parents!! || Maito Gai is big bro material || Strangers to enemies to friends to enemies again to friends again (to lovers) || MC's harem would follow her anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity || Poor life choices || That's everyday of my life tbh || WARNING: CHEESY ROMANTIC CLICHES AND TROPES!!! || Shame me for it, go ahead, I can take it || I have no idea how relationships work because I've never been in one || Virginity is cool, everyone || Graphic description of (eugh) emotions and (yuck) feelings || I already said it once and I'll say it again: Slow Burn!!! || When I say slow burn I mean like 8923 years || "It's called murder, baby" || Murderer says 'what?' || What? || My google history is forever tainted by the research I did for this || Somewhere, out there, an FBI agent is wondering whether I'm a curious cultist, a serial killer, a dumb terrorist, a drunk physicist or all of the above || I'm sad that the agent didn't contact me to let me know he's worried :( || Get in loser, we're ruining canon || (Total) Drama (Island) || I'm serious, lots of drama || Physical fighting is not the only kind of fighting here || "You wanna fight?? Emotionally?!?" || Kakashi will easily lose that fight ngl || Actually? He will forfeit lmao || Threatening and flirting are interchangeable || Foreshadowing || Three-way fight between MC, Fugaku and Orochimaru for the crown of being a Drama Queen || Surprisingly, Itachi wins the crown and he wasn't even part of the fight || World-building || Politics || MC: I've done nothing wrong in this life || Her love interests: That's not true but we still love you || There may or may not be female love interests in the future || Underaged drinking (like, younger than 21 kind of underaged) || Self-Indulgent ngl || Cat fights (literally) || I am canon's divorced wife and the timeline is the child I won custody over || I am a mom making a difference || Kids can be dumb as shit || Yes, even shinobi kids || I mean, canon is proof enough for that || "MC NO!" "MC YES!" || Orochimaru is not a good man || But he's also a complex man || Danzo: *does some shady shit* || Hiruzen: I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that || All men are whipped for their wives and vice-versa || Uchiha Fugaku names all three of his headaches: Clan issues, Village politics, and Family matters || But his sole migraine is specially named after the one and only: MC || Boruto does not and will not exist || I do not see it for I am blind to it || Creating Boruto was a coward's way out, Kishimoto || And I'm no coward || Slight alteration of Kaguya's backstory || Because it didn't make sense and I will make it make sense || Uniwolf tried stopping me from adding more tags, but I'm an unstoppable force || Unreliable Narrator || Supernatural Elements || MC can't have a break but she can have a breakdown || As a treat || Questionable fashion choices || MC: I am going to create an environment that is so chaotic. || Attempts of realistic depictions of some canon events || We are trying our best lmao || Apes together strong || In this house, all Uzumakis have verbal tics || Chakra theories according to ME ||
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ADDITIONAL DETAILS
~ MC's surname will be provided and it's Uzumaki! (Yayy) MC will also have nicknames so that I don't have to mention "(Y/n)" as much.
~ This story is written in second POV, except for interludes which will be written in third POV. All jutsu names will be said in Japanese, and they will be translated at the bottom of the chapter (otherwise, Chidori and Rasengan would look out of place amongst the English-translated jutsus). Yes, we'll be using Japanese honorifics and the Japanese names of official titles and places (ex: Leaf = Konoha, Cloud = Kumo, etc.)
~ I will have some creative liberties with this fic, since canon tends to be inconsistent with its timeline. I'll also put in my own headcanons to add more personality to canon background characters that may or may not be part of the main cast in the future. I also would probably adjust some character's age, but I'll do my best for them to make sense.
~ *slaps fic* This bad boy can fit all of my insecurities and complexes in life. I am going to project so many of my issues in this fic that it will make yall look at me with concern and ask me 'what the fuck?'.
~ For your information, Self-Insert is a bit different from Reader-Insert. It's a genre of its own in the fanfiction community. Self-Insert means that the protagonist came from the Real World and came into the Narutoverse; or in this case, reborn into the Narutoverse.
~ The premise starts at the Third Shinobi War/Pre-canon. It will eventually reach the canon timeline, so the Konoha 12 would make their appearance (very, very) later.
~ You can suggest some love interests as we go through the chapters, but I can't guarantee to accept all of your requests. MC isn't exactly compatible with everyone.
~ This fic focuses more on the general plot, with the romance thing being just a side-plot. There would still be a lot of fluff and romance though, but romance will be happening later on when they're teenagers. As for the beginning, there's only fluff and friendships.
~ Also, if you guys are not a fan of fanfics veering off from canon, this fic is not for you. A lot of butterfly/domino effects will happen, because MC will make an impact-- for better or for worse, you will just have to see.
~ If you think now that there's two of us we would be working twice as fast, well, hmhmhm you are wrong.
~ Fun fact: "Kishi Kaisei" is a Japanese proverb which translates to "Wake from death and return to life". For this book's context, it can be taken both literally and figuratively!
~ The chapter title format is "Arc Name: Chapter Name". Yes, we're having arc names now, because I want to trick yall into thinking that this is organized, and that we have our shit together.
~ Prologue will be published soon!
~ This whole book's purpose is to quench my thirst for Shisui-- ok if any of yall make a joke about me drinking stagnant water i will attack you on sight like a feral raccoon--
Uniwolf: ^^They will not. #BogWaterDrinker
~ ^^ I do not drink the mosquito's natural habitat. Also, I WILL attack like a feral raccoon if provoked and Uno is about to swing a baseball bat at my trash bin.
Uniwolf: ^^ Gonna beat on that baby like a drum. Can't get rabies if you're already rabid ;)