Wrong Number Kid

By sundewthenaiad

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What happens when Nico Di Angelo accidentally texts Tony Stark? ~~~ Be prepared for hilarious drama, ver... More

🛏️Why aren't you asleep?🛏️
🍟Annoying happy meal🍟
😠🐦CLIIIIIIINT!!!😠🐦
🔥Bob can't build it!🔥
😠🛠LEOOOOOOO!!!😠🛠
🔥💀Group chat!🐦🍸
🌞The accidental call💀
🇺🇸sTeEb 🇺🇸
💀🔥New York!🐦🇺🇸
🌞💀🔥CGB's boyfriend🐦🍸
🕷What's in Long Island?🕸
💀 🐦Kidnappi- SAVING Nico🕸🍸
🌞😡LEO! FOCUS!!!!🌞😡
🏙🍸IT'S TIME TO STEAL SOME KNEECAPS!🐦📗
🦾🇺🇸Yippee, another battle for my freedom💀🌞
🍸📗They don't call me a genius for nothing💎💀
🍇You are in big trouble Lewis!🔥
🔥Bohemian Rapsody💀
🕷🍸Oh. My. Gods. Please leave.🐦🦉
💀🇺🇸Holy- language!🎊🦾
🌈Lgbtq+ memes because the next chapter is gonna take longer than I expected🌈
💕🧱Excuse me, but WHAT?💕🧱
🇺🇸A nine-year-old is stronger than Tony Stark🐦
🔥Shower thoughts and sugar highs🔱
🌊⚡️A FLAPJACK FLIPPING DRAGON!🔥💎
🍕Ever heard of the Backyardigans?🍕
🐦Your forehead is red from facepalming. . .🔥
⚔️ PEANUT BUTTER!!!! ⚔️
🌯Spideypooooool!🌯
Thanks a lot ThreePlusSokka (A/N)
👋So. . . goodbye?🙃
😇Leo, it's five in the morning😈
🎶Another lyric prank chapter 'cause why not🎵
🐍What do I even call this chapter?🌩

📱Who is this?📱

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By sundewthenaiad

A/N:

  Hey! Wassup guys, gals, and non-binary pals? Thanks for clicking on my story! I hope you like it!

Also, please bear in mind that I wrote this a while back when my grammer (and ways of texing) were not extremely good, so that being said- do not expect perfect writing lol. 

Thanks, love y'all :) 

And now, onto the story!

💀Nico's POV:

  Slash, dodge, duck, stab. 

  It started out as a peaceful walk in Central Park. I was just minding my own business when that damned hellhound had to jump out and attack me. Now my peaceful walk has turned into a heated fight with a gigantic dog from hell. (well, Tartarus, but honestly, what's the difference?)

  And what's worse: I spilled my coffee!

 The hellhound swiped at me with its huge claws. I ducked, but not soon enough, he dug into my shoulder leaving a deep cut. I yelped in surprise.

  It decided to try to swipe at me again. Keyword: tried. I anticipated the move, so I was able to duck faster and stab his paw. I wasn't going for the kill with that move, only distracting him enough to make another move whereas I would actually go for the kill. Now it was the hellhounds turn to yelp in surprise. He was distracted by the pain in his paw, and I saw an opening. I suddenly charged at him with my sword pointed at his chest. He looked up just in time to see me charging at him. And I reckon it was the last thing the hellhound saw before it went back to Tartarus. I stabbed it right in the heart.

  I watched as it turned to gold dust that floated away in the wind. The civilians apparently didn't notice anything unusual, because they all just walked past me like nothing happened. Thank the gods for the mist.

  Suddenly a wave of pain hit me in my shoulder. "Oww!" I exclaimed. I looked down at my shoulder and realized the hellhound had cut me deeper than I expected. Maybe Will will know what to do. He's good with this type of stuff.

  I got out my monster-proof phone that Leo made for everyone in the seven and some others like Reyna, Tyson, Will, and me. I remembered Will telling me his number a couple of days ago. I quickly punched the number in and began to type.

*:・゚✧ ~⭐️~✧゚・: *

You

Hey will, It's Nico, I think I might have a cut that's like, an inch or so deep, what do I do?

*** *** ****

Who is this? How did you get this number?

You

Come on Will, this is serious, I think I'm bleeding out!

*** *** ****

Who is Will, who are you, and why do you have an inch-deep cut?

You

Oh geez, I'm sorry, I must have punched in the wrong number

*** *** ****

No, it's fine, but may I ask why you have a cut that's 'an inch or so deep'?

You

no. you may not ask.

You could be a serial killer for all I know!

*** *** ****

A serial killer?!?

*w h e e z e*

you're too funny

You

funny? What's funny about serial killers! Also, I'm not buying your act, laughing about the fact that I accused you of being a killer, just makes you more suspicious! I'll have you know that I'm not easy to find, much less kill, so don't even try it with me!

*** *** ****

. . .wow. Umm. . .I'm not a killer, I don't want to kill you.

You

🤨O'RLLY

*** *** ****

Uhm, yes? Why do I feel like I'm being interrogated over text?

You

because I'm just so scary that it seeps through my texts ☠️💀☠️💀

*** *** ****

aww, that's cute

You

Shut up random person on the internet

or should I say random KILLER on the internet

*** *** ****

Kid, I'm not a killer.

You

HOW DID YOU KNOW I'M A KID!!!!

*** *** ****

you act like one.

wait, you're actually a kid!?!

You

no. 

*** *** ****

you're totally a kid

it's the only way to explain how innocent, pure, and childish you are

You

one, how do you know how I act when we've only been texting for like five minutes

two, I'm not a kid, I'm sixteen for gods' sake!

three, I AM NOT INNOCENT OR PURE! I AM DEADLY AND SCARY! I  AM  YOUR  WORST  NIGHTMARE!!!

*** *** ****

pffft- sure kid

You

I. Am. Not. A. Kid.

*** *** **** has changed your contact name to 'kid'

You

You're really going to save a random internet stranger who texted you on accident in your contact list?

*** *** ****

yep.

you got a problem?

You

Uhm, YES. There are a million problems with that!

*** *** ****

HA! name one.

You

1. You don't know me in real life

2. I don't know you in real life

3. I could be a killer

4. I could be a kidnapper

5. you could be a killer

6. you could be a kidnapper

I could go on for hours if you want 

*** *** ****

Jesus kid, I said ONE

also, since I named you, you need to name me

you changed *** *** ****'s contact name to STRANGER DANGER

STRANGER DANGER

Really?😑

You

yes. you are a stranger. and you are potentially dangerous.

STRANGER DANGER

I'm not dangerous, I'm amazing!!!

You

I hate you.

*:・゚✧ ~⭐️~✧゚・: *

  I turned off my phone smiling to myself. I would never admit it, but I kind of liked talking to 'STRANGER DANGER'. I chuckled at the name I had given them. Maybe I thought I might be able to make a friend in the mortal world. I had always thought having a mortal friend would be nice, but knowing how socially awkward I am, that would never happen. But there still might be a chance. . .

  My shoulder was still bleeding from the hellhound, so I decided to shadow travel to the infirmary at camp half-blood before I passed out from blood loss. I put my phone in my pocket, stepped into a dark alleyway and shadow traveled out of the busy city of New York.

A/N:

  So, that's the first chapter! I hope you liked it! I'll try to update this story weekly.

Bye!

-Sundew ʕ•́ᴥ•̀ʔ

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