(Read in the voice from spongebob)
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A few moments later:
Urbosa: I like dry cheerios
Revali: what is wrong with you?? U TRIED to kill me 2 seconds ago-
Zelda: I like that cereal with a little bit of milk. But not too much...
Daruk:...because it'll go too soggy. Yeah I know. That's why I eat rocks.
Revali: I-Uh- cannibalism much???
Daruk: You. Eat. Birds.
Revali: Mipha eats fish.
Mipha: and??!
Link: O.o
Zelda: conversations here seem to change pretty quickly..
Paya: UM. Maybe I shouldn't be here after all...
Revali: Oh you guys act like you don't eat your own kind-
Zelda: I don't eat other Hylians!!
Revali: you eat fish, bird, and basically anything. So you basically ate my brother and Miphas sister.
Zelda: fair enough
Mipha: I don't have a sister??
Revali: you don't get it 🤦♂️
Urbosa: LOL why u using the human emoji. BRUHH, you're a BIRDD AHAHAHHAHA
Daruk: 🦃🦅🕊🐦🐥🐤🐣
Revali: STOP IT DARUK. NONE OF THOSE EMOJIS MAKE ANY SENSE.
Paya: Oof
Daruk: okay!!
Revali: DONT MAKE ME USE A ROCK EMOJI-
Author: STOP making me use weird emojis. I have random stuff in my recent emoji section now. The audacity !!!
Revali: I--I...no comment.
Mipha: 0_0
Urbosa:...
Revali: Anyways, how come Link isn't spamming like before. And not much from the Princess again too. But mostly Link -_-
Urbosa: let's be real. Only u were. But...u miss him already??
Revali: I THINK HE'S PLANNING SOMETHING...THAT'S WHY. Haven't u heard of the silent but deadly?
Daruk: DUDE. DON'T USE THAT PHRASE--
Revali: WHY?
Urbosa: Don't...don't tell him.
Zelda: LMAOO
Mipha: I'm slightly confused
Revali: *Googles 'silent but deadly meaning'* AAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Zelda: Mipha....Don't worry about it. And you, Revali....Link says he'll get ready to spam, so dont worry ^^
Paya: @///@ oh
Revali: NO. THAT'S NOT WHAT I WANTED--
But wait...HOW DO U KNOW? ugh you're still next to him aren't you
Mipha: how...sweet
^(Link replied: ^^)
Mipha: :-)
Revali: smh. Link and Zelda, just admit it already.
Urbosa: give them a break. Some people want privacy. Bold to assume they haven't 'admitted' it to eachother.
Zelda: OH-uh admit what?? ×~×
Paya: :")
Daruk: *reads while eating rock popcorn...literally*
...
...
...
Zelda: guys.....I have some news........Link........he's ready. Ready to spam the chat..
Revali: NO STOP. STOPP.
Urbosa: STAHP
Link:
Urbosa: UHHH BOII U OK?
Zelda: xD
Paya: WHAT IN ALL OF HYRULE---- *dies*
Daruk: that's my lil bro
Mipha: how very...nice.
Revali: I'M DONE.
Urbosa: Sav'orq, I'm done. I have no energy to react.
Link: ^^
Zelda: 0///0
Link:
Zelda: -_-
Link:
Daruk: uh...you okay there, little guy?
Link:
Mipha: very...interesting.
Paya: *wakes up*
I...I've never seen Link this concentrated before.
Revali: I had no respect for you before. Now it's gone even lower. Idk how thats possible.
Revali:
Link:.......
Urbosa: I came at the wrong time. Why does it have to be about HIM.
Paya: *dies again*
Zelda: oh. Um.
Revali: I bet this is Link
Link: I mean...you're not wrong.
Revali: HE SPOKE. HE SPOKE. I MEAN- HE TYPED A FULL SENTENCE.
(All marked as read)
...
Revali: WHY DOES NOBODY LISTEN
Zelda: chill old man, chill
Revali: says the Princess over the age of 100. REEEEEEEEEEEEE SKSKDNDJEJ
Link: -_-
Zelda: not true!!
Mipha: Daruk. I found another chance! #%@££$^
Daruk: Mipha--no!! I didn't mean it like that!
Paya: *still dead*
Urbosa: May the Goddess give me the power to contain my annoyance.
Revali:
Urbosa: BOIIII STOP USING THAT LINE--
Daruk: RUNN, RUNN!!!!
Revali: I FLY!! U MORON
Link:
Zelda: I wouldn't be surprised.
Paya: *wakes up from dying*
Mipha: oof
Link:
Zelda: aww Link!! *hugs*
^(Link replied: *hugs back*)
Revali: YOU 2 ARE RIGHT NEXT TO EACHOTHER. SNSKKSKJSSISKJEEJ
Paya: *dies again*
Mipha: #&#£#£
^(Daruk replied: MIPHA STOP OMG. ITS NOT A SLANG WORD)
Urbosa: Goddess Hylia, I am weak.
Link:
Zelda: you're right. I did not -_-
Daruk: *sighs and continues to eat rock popcorn*
Paya: *still dead*
Urbosa: *meditates*
Mipha: So, are we gonna ignore Paya?
Revali:
Mipha: I'm confused.
Author: Lol, if only u knew.
Daruk: *CHOKES ON ROCK POPCORN*
Stop doing that! Dont pop up out of no where...It's creepy.
Mipha: Daruk!! ##^€@¥&#
Daruk: STOP IT MIPHA *CHOKES AGAIN*
Paya: *wakes up*
Zelda: me and Link rn ^^
Paya: GASP *dies again*
Revali: U BASICALLY ADMIT UR HANGING TOGETHER NOW. SKSKSNSJJEJDJDEOKWWKJE SO DONT TYPE, YOU'RE RIGHT NEXT TO EACHOTHER.
Zelda: no :)
Link: :D
Zelda: :*
Link: @///@
Revali: UDKEMSNDIDKSUSDDBIDSDISDJDBIDKDBDUDJEBE
Urbosa: SHUT THE HELL UP, U LITTLE--
Mipha: Language!! #$@€¥#
Daruk: MIPHA-- *dies and rock popcorn falls to the ground*
Mipha: Daruk @$%€#£!!
Mipha: *crickets*
Link: 👁👄👁
Revali: Link, so you're one of them now.
Zelda: it's just emojis.
Revali: BRUH
Zelda: 'so you're one of them now'
Revali: well played. Well played. It's still asinine though.
Urbosa: DONT USE THAT WORD. DMDLMSSJSKMSNDJSMSBDJS
Revali: How asinine.
Urbosa: WAIT TILL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU-
[Paya added Impa to the chat]
Revali: Holy guacamole
Urbosa: Holy Ravioli guacamole
^(Revali replied: STAHP)
Zelda: WAIT, IMPA??!
Link: !!!
Mipha: *crickets* Daruk is still dead I think...
Impa: AND SO IS PAYA.
Revali: G A S P
Impa: No, not rlly.
But I found her on the floor. She fainted so I used her device to add me to the chat from my own device, so I could inform you all. I'm sure you were all very worried.
Ravali: yeah...100% worried 😳
Impa: maybe I should scroll up to see the chat to find out why she fainted. It's usually when she's overwhelmed.
Link: ×_×
Urbosa: I FORBID YOU ON DOING SO- I-I MEAN...that won't be necessary.
Impa: Lol xD if u say so
Revali: FIRST THE KING SAYS 'LOL XD' AND NOW YOU. *inhales and exhales*
Impa: so what? I'm old, so do u realise how long it took for me to get off my chair. Paya was on the floor for a long time. I might as well have fun while I'm at it. My butt hurts from sitting for over a 100 years-
Revali: NO MORE DETAILS PLS.
Urbosa: I-
Daruk: *wakes up* WH-WHAT? I'M ALIVE?
Revali: Broo why u typing all this 😭
Impa: I might as well enjoy my time before I go back to sit for another billion years.
Zelda: that's the Impa I know :)
Link: :D
Impa: Oh wassup.
Link: 👋
Impa: Lol btw Link. If u marry Paya... then she's gonna look like me when she's old. Keep that in mind, be prepared to put up with a lot...including her sitting around in a chair for her whole life like me. It runs in the family.
Link: *gets traumatised and dies*
Zelda: NOO LINK- Impa, he's not marrying Paya. *runs to hug link and revives him*
Revali: Link needs a true love's kiss.
Zelda: SHUT UP!!
Urbosa: *meditates*
Impa: it was a joke. Why did he faint because I said she'll look like me? What's wrong with looking like me? Tsk tsk tsk. I'm too fabulous for the whole of Hyrule.
Mipha: *crickets*
Daruk: IM OFFICIALLY ALIVE
Mipha: Yay #*#%€#*'!!
Daruk: *dies again*
....
End of chapter 5 LOL
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1/1/2021
Happy New year
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