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By ArianaZ6

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WELCOME TO BREATH OF THE WILD GROUP CHAT. Not ONLY champions here! Enjoy my attempt to be funny! It includes... More

WELCOME TO THE CHAT
A MESS
A lil bit of romance. *wink wink*
MORE PEOPLE HAVE JOINED THE CHAT O.o
'Periodt'
some *cough cough* VERY realistic pics
'Thats my OPINIONNNN'
Link texts in private chat 0.0
WhEn wiLL YoU LEArn, WhEn wiLL YoU LEArN?
CRAZY CUCCO
●○‒°exposing°‒○●
~The power of linkS~
β™‘ Link, Laugh, Love β™‘

'It's just asinine'

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Paya: NO-THATS OK! I mean- there's n-no need to add Link back...well when I'm here.

Ravioli: NAHH that's okk. I insist.

Thanos: you're making no sense.

Ravioli: your life doesn't make sense.

Big guy: wow that sucks.

Thanos:


Ravioli: HEY. U sent that last time-

Thanos: AND?

Ravioli: It's just asinine...

Thanos: BOIIII-

Author: ight, u can have your names back. Icba to keep changing it. It's so hard to remember.

(Author has changed names back. blah blah blah n yeah whatever)

Revali: YESS!!

Paya: Oh uh--

Urbosa: its not that hard to remember

Author: IT IS FOR ME. I AUTOMATICALLY WRITE YOUR ORIGINAL NAMES. Except Revali. I'll always remember to write Ravioli (true) K BYE.

Daruk: UHH

Mipha: well. All that matters is that I get my name back :-)

Revali: DAMN RIGHT SIS 💅💅
UHHH I MEAN...YHH

Paya:.......

Urbosa: Revali stop! The author will get mad that you're losing character. Shhh, now speak how Revali would speak.

Revali: OH YEAH. Ummm.....'It's just asinine'

Urbosa: BOIIIII IS THAT ALL U KNOW

Revali: look who's losing character now.

Urbosa: So I really am witnessing Revali without his character development. Actually. U never changed.

Author: SHUT UP. GET BACK TO THE STORY. DON'T BE STUPID

Daruk: yes chef, sorry chef.

Mipha: OH

Revali: *clears throat* ok

Urbosa: EXACTLY

Paya:.......

Revali: So as I was saying, I'm gonna add Link back and we'll see when he comes online. Because he's busy with the Princess...

Urbosa: Let him comfort her, you made her cry.

Daruk: well...whatever he's doing. Well done to him

Mipha: 😳

Paya: 😳

Revali: what's up with the emojis?

Mipha: 😳

Revali: too many people are in love with Link, Smh.

Mipha: is that a joke? Seriously speaking. I'm not sure how to react. 😰

Paya: Revali...Noo, I-I...Thats not true!! A-anyways, w-will you add the Princess back too?

Revali: obviously

Paya: o-oh okay!

Urbosa: Revali sure is taking his time.

Revali: OKOKOKOK I'll add them

Urbosa: and no funny business

Revali: Yeah, yeah, whatever.

Urbosa: Also, I kept the group name to 'A MESS' so don't change it

[Revali added Link and Zelda back to 'A MESS']

Revali: sure. Now we'll just wait for them to respond.

Paya: OHHH okokok o///o

Mipha: Miss Paya, you alright?

(Paya is typing...)

[AUTHOR KICKED PAYA FROM THE GROUP]

Urbosa: ???

Revali: why??

Mipha: uh

Daruk: ?

AUTHOR: WHATEVER U DO, DON'T ASK HER WHY SHE'S CALLED PAYA. OR ELSE.

Urbosa: slightly threatening but ok.

Revali: Can't keep any promises, but ok.

Daruk: sure thing xD

Mipha: you're foreshadowing something...

Author: OK, ILL ADD HER BACK

[Author has added Paya back to 'A MESS']

Paya: I'm so confused on what happened.

Urbosa: Technical difficulties. And Revali accidently clicked to kick u with his big flappers.

Revali: WHATS WRONG WITH U--

Daruk: Its true. Knowing Revali, he's gonna try to deny it

Mipha: Oh...well, what they said.

Paya: Oh, thats okay. I'm pretty sure someone called author--

Urbosa: SOOO. Link hasn't replied yet?

Revali: Yeah. He's very busy it seems.

Mipha: well. You did make the Princess cry. Give them some space.

Urbosa: damn right.

Paya: ohh :')

Daruk: :O

Revali: BUT, anyways. Let's start our little chat.

(Zelda is typing...)

(Link is typing...)

Urbosa: Revali SHUT UP. And they're typing already.

Zelda: oh...hey.....so....what's going on?

Link: 👋 🤪 👋

Revali: Where were you two, and what's up with Link? I thought he was actually gonna start typing normally.

Zelda: that's none of your concern. And he can type when he wants to. Don't pressure him.

Link: @///@

Urbosa: you two, scroll up if you'd like. Skim read?
But anyways, all u need to know is that Revali added Paya.

Revali: 🙄

Daruk: yeah

Mipha: Oh, hope you're okay Princess...and Link.

Paya: 0~0

Zelda: the names are also back. That's good. Also, h-how are you, Paya?

Revali: So..Princess, you're gonna ignore the picture from earlier...

Daruk:...which was probably from years ago.

Mipha: Revali!! Don't start.

Revali: I'm not doing anything-

Urbosa: BOII IF U DON'T--

Paya: what picture? x

Revali: I'll gladly show u

Link: 😑

Paya: 😳 oh h-h-hello over there, link.

Link: 👋

Mipha: As you know, he's not much of a talker.

Zelda: He's the opposite with me 😳😊--- I MEAN...yeah, he isn't much of a talker.

Link: ☺

Revali: enough with those cringe emojis.

Urbosa: your little braids on the back of your head are cringe. You trying to go for a certain look? Need some help? I can get you some traditional clothes from Gerudo town and we can do your hair for you?

Revali: HOW DARE YOU!! DO U EVEN KNOW WHAT CRINGE MEANS? AND I DON'T WANT YOUR CLOTHES!

Author: this whole story is cringe so shut up, might as well make the most of it.

Revali: CAN U STOP--

Daruk: Don't risk your life, buddy.

Mipha: Eeek!

Urbosa: Revali shush

Zelda:...

Link:...

Paya: who was that?? Wasn't that the one who kicked m-

Revali: Doesn't matter. Anyways, I'll just get straight to the point. I'm curious about this picture

Zelda: I'M SO CLOSE TO LOSING IT. @€#£#&#&÷€¥@

Link: @€$£#&@**#&#^€

Mipha: Language!!!

paya: EEEEEEKK. HOWWWW??? AAAH

Urbosa: Mipha, no, they're probably smashing their heads on their keyboards or somethin'

Daruk: Mipha, they didn't say anything bad. U can put almost anything and it'll look like bad language. Just watch: #@$%^&*!

Mipha: ah! How interesting. I'd like to do it too...@$€¥$#^@%

Daruk: Oh...uh-

Urbosa: DON'T change the topic guys. Revali over here is trying to hurt my little bird.

Revali: I would never. I'm just curious. Link and Zelda always made their relationship pretty obvious.

Mipha: w-what relationship?

Paya: they seem pretty close though. :')

Revali: nevermind. Where did they go now? Are they AFK?

Urbosa: DON'T SCARE THEM OFF AGAIN.

Revali: I'M NOT...It's just asinine.

Urbosa: BOIII...I SWEAR IF YOU SAY THAT ONE MORE TIME-

(Revali is typing...)

(Revali is typing...)

Daruk: Revali, don't risk it. Please.

(Revali is typing...)

(Revali is typing...)

Daruk: you don't wanna get thanos snapped, do you?

(Revali is typing...)

Revali: ok

Zelda: :(

...

Link: Don't make MY ZEL sad.

Urbosa: GASP

Paya: GASP

Author: TRIPLE G A S P

Daruk: GASP

Mipha: GASP

Revali: ARE U KIDDING ME. YOU ONLY NOTICE HIM TYPE..NOW???

Zelda: *INSERTS CONFUSED AND HAPPY GASP*

Revali: WE GET IT, WE GET IT.

Zelda: *runs to hug Link*

Link:*smiles and hugs back*

Daruk: lowkey kinda ship

Paya: they...seem happy. That's good.
^(Link replied: :D)

Mipha: Whatever and whoever makes Link happy is all that matters. So I'm fine with this :')
^(Link replied: :D)

Paya: :)

Mipha: ^^

Link: :]

Revali: WHY DON'T THEY JUST HUG IRL. THEY'RE ALWAYS NEXT TO EACHOTHER ANYWAY.

Urbosa: someone's getting bare gassed, init

Revali: JEKDMDJDUDJDNSIEJSJJDIDIJ SCREEEEDKDKDNDJJD REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Daruk: keep it down!

Revali: YOU CAN'T HEAR ME THO

Mipha: Lol xD

Daruk: I can hear you all the way from Goron City, m8

Mipha: Oh Daruk! I found a chance to do what you said! @$€¥#%#*

Daruk: I never said to do that though-

Urbosa: Revali, you got nothing out of trying to cause trouble. And with that pic...It's clear he was being comforting and it was a long time ago. Around the time when there was yiga Clan attacks in her village.

Paya: yes..indeed it was. I almost fainted and he tried to pick me up

Zelda: 🙂

Link: 🙂 👍

Revali: OH please. You probably fainted because you just saw Link.

Zelda: Leave the poor guy alone. Otherwise you'll be the one we dig up dirt from. Who knows, maybe you're in love with Link..

Link: 🤢

Revali: SHKSNS NEVER AAHHHHH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Daruk: nah, he probably ships.

Urbosa: 😏

Revali: FBI OPEN UP

Urbosa: *INSERTS FBI OPEN UP AUDIO*

Author: This Paya conversation will be continued. Other characters coming too 😏
Don't forget to like the chapter 😏😏😏

Mipha: ???

Link: ?

Zelda: ?

Paya:......?

Revali: UHHHHHHH ?? It's just... asinine.

Urbosa: THATS IT. WAIT TILL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU-

Daruk: REVALI, RUN!!!

...

End of chapter 4 LOL

______________________________________

31/12/20

Author's Note:

Thanks for the views in a day and the comments <3

Remember I send support back ♡

Also this is just for fun, I love ALL the characters. There is more to come !!

Remember to check out my actual stories on my profile!

I hate adding myself, there's always a reason for it tho lol bc I don't make sense

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