๐๐€๐ƒ๐ƒ๐„๐’๐“ ๐ | haikyuu x...

By lovekoushi

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โ and if you're gonna call me a bitch, make sure to put baddest in front of it. โž (๐——๐—œ๐—ฆ๐—–๐—ข๐—ก๐—ง๐—œ๐—ก๐—จ๐—˜๐——... More

i'm sangwoah, that's all I need to say
(๐Ÿญ) instagram party
(๐Ÿฎ) akaashi please rail me
(๐Ÿฏ) that damn ravine
(๐Ÿฐ) BARK BARK and short thingz ๐Ÿ˜บ
(๐Ÿฑ) this is BULLYING
(๐Ÿฒ) sad simps
(๐Ÿณ) the club?
(๐Ÿด) walmart sangwoo
โ™กinstaโ™ก
(๐Ÿต) a dumbass going to school
(๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ) on asahi's bible
(๐Ÿญ๐Ÿญ) sad boi hours
(๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฎ) anxiety and crackheadery
(๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฏ) maid ootd ๐Ÿคช
(๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฐ) the fox, off brand kags and the twin
(๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฑ) caps ๐Ÿงข
(๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฒ) it's the unstable mental health for me
(๐Ÿญ๐Ÿณ) stan TWICE or u die
โ™กinstaโ™ก
(๐Ÿญ๐Ÿด) the mooya twins
(๐Ÿญ๐Ÿต) use protection
(๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฌ) surprise! ๐Ÿฅณ
(๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ) doggy pile
(๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฎ) oikawa's back at it again
โš ๏ธ VERY IMPORTANT PLEASE READ!!
(๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฏ) where art thou ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ
(๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฐ) wake up call !ยก!ยก
(๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฑ) pads and assholes
(๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฒ) there is an idiot among us
(๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿณ) osamu is a simp, confirmed
(๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿด) insta compilations pt. 1
(๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿต) insta compilations pt. 2
(๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿญ) breaking into teru's house with the gang
(๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฎ) poppy
(๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฏ) soju soju soju
INTERMISSION: PICK A LOVER
RESULTS
(๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฐ) poly
(๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฑ) hyogo
(๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฒ) it's 3am and im horny
(๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿณ) twinkle toes
(๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿด) egos, hoes and bros
im discontinuing the book, im sorry.

(๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฌ) guys i think she's horny

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By lovekoushi

you have been added to the group chat
the coconut nut is a giant nut 🥵
🟢accept««         🔴decline
13:30pm


prettypegasus
stop trying to leave omi 😭

omiomi
i told you

i don't wanna meet whoever she is

samusamu
but you already met her

omiomi
okay so?

y/n

prettypegasus
y/nnnnn! 💞

omiomi
wtf is this

y/n
so you're the asshole

omiomi
excuse me?

anus
🤳

y/n
that asshole i met at the convenience store 👿

omiomi
oh you're the girl with the dysfunctional body

samusamu
what 😃

y/n

omiomi
(me giving a flying fuck stops)

y/n
lemme guess, you're a virgo

omiomi
im a pisces but nice try

y/n


omiomi
can you stop with the reaction pics

y/n
can you stop being an asshole

anus
the sexual tension is very thick

samusamu
you better watch out kiyoomi

y/n
the last thing i want is sexual tension with this jerk 🙂

omiomi
mutual feelings

prettypegasus
maybe i shouldn't have added you here 😃

y/n

this you tsumu?

omiomi
can i leave now?

prettypegasus
NO

samusamu
yes

anus
–aaand pressing record

you set your nickname to badbitch.

badbitch
sakusa you're lucky you're hot

omiomi
sorry, no one asked

badbitch
bitch im literally complimenting you

damn

samusamu
i WILL strangle you kiyoomi

anus
stop the jealousy ✋

prettypegasus
samu honestly same

omiomi
idgaf

badbitch

prettypegasus
y/n you literally can't spell business

y/n
it's not my fault bussienes has so many s in it and i don't know where they go 🙄

samusamu
and someone asked you what's pi? you legit answered apple pie

y/n
how was i supposed to know they weren't talking about food

omiomi
wow i knew you were stupid

but not THIS stupid

y/n

omiomi
stupidity is a disease

y/n
bitch im also extremely horny

anus
okayyyy

let's keep it holy everyone

y/n

prettypegasus
i mean 😏🤭

samusamu
GO BACK GO BACK

y/n

omiomi
stupid and horny***

prettypegasus
omw to tokyo

anus
i– wow

samusamu
i might just murder someone today

y/n
brb

im just gonna go watch some....uh..shows

omiomi
what the fuck

samusamu
tmi y/n

anus
that escalated quickly

prettypegasus










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