Note: Take a moment to appreciate my editing skills 😏 (ikrr im so good, it took a billion tries...worth it!)
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*crickets*
GROUP CHAT
[King Rhoam Bospharamus Hyrule has joined the chat]
[King Rhoam Bospharamus Hyrule changed the group name to 'Pigs']
[King Rhoam Bospharamus Hyrule added Revali, Urbosa, Zelda, Link, Mipha, Daruk to the chat]
King Rhoam Bospharamus Hyrule: LOL XD use this chat for work!
(King Rhoam Bospharamus Hyrule has left the chat)
Urbosa: ????
(Zelda is typing...)
Revali: Zelda...I never took your father for the 'xD' type.
Mipha: How strange. What's happening?
Zelda: Revali, I do believe my father said why we're here. For work.
(Daruk is typing...)
Revali: YEAH 'work'. And the group name is literally called pigs.
Daruk: Oh well. Might be a typo.
Revali: smh.
Zelda: Well, I don't think he's gonna check up on us. But we might as well get used to this new technology, right?
(All marked as read)
....
Zelda: UGH. Where's Link anyway?
Link:...
Urbosa: Hey, little bird. He doesn't talk much, so I'm guessing he won't type much.
Zelda: Oh, right. @///@
Revali: Of course. The spoilt little prince doesn't type. Now tell me, what's the point of him being here?
Zelda: Just because he doesn't type, doesn't mean he can't read.
Link:....
Daruk: Damn right! Little guy can read! I wish I could read!
Zelda: T-then how--
Mipha: o-okay, settle down everyone. Maybe we could have a proper chat instead.
Urbosa: I guess so. So what you guys up to? I'm doing my duties, I hope you're all doing your jobs?
Zelda: Yeah. Same old, same old.
Mipha: yep. 😊
Daruk: yes!!
Revali: Of course. I take my job very seriously, you know?
Link: 👍
Urbosa: That's good. Um. Now what?
Revali: Link, you can type you know? It's not like you're talking.
Zelda: Linky can do what he wants.
Zelda: Link* sorry...typo.
Revali: I doubt it was a typo.
Link: O///O
Revali: SMH. Are you kidding me?
Link: 🙄
Mipha: Link...that...was a very interesting choice of response to reply to Zelda...
Link:..........🤷♂️✌
Daruk: You show Revali, little guy!!
Urbosa: Oh dear. Grow up, will you all.
Zelda: :)
Link: :*
Zelda: @////@
Link: :D
Revali: OH GODDESS HYLIA-
Link: -_-
Zelda: ;-;
Mipha: :')
Zelda: Oh...Mipha, you alright over there?
Mipha: 😊😅 yes....yes I'm fine :')
Urbosa: 😏
Daruk: 😏
Revali: LINK. I KNOW I'M NOT VERY FOND OF YOU....BUT COULD YOU JUST ADMIT YOUR FEELINGS TO ZELDA ALREADY??? IT'S SO PAINFULLY OBVIOUS, IT MAKES EVERYONE'S LIFE EASIER IF U JUST SAID HOW U FELT TO HER.
(Link is typing...)
(Zelda is typing...)
[Crazy zelink shipper has joined the chat]
*Fan girl screeches intensifies*
Crazy zelink shipper: YEAHHHH LINKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK PLEASEEEEEE I BEG YOU!!!!! I'VE BEEN WAITING MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS. LINK!
Urbosa: Sjskdkdnjdekemdnen
Daruk: same, same.
...
(Link has left the chat)
Crazy zelink shipper: LINK YOU LITTLE--
Mipha: 😱
['Zelda' kicked 'crazy zelink shipper' from 'pigs']
Zelda: I need to add Link back!!!
[Zelda added Link to 'pigs']
Revali: We need to do something about that group chat name. I like the picture...but not the name.
Urbosa: Tell me about it.
Mipha: yes...it is rather...unusual.
Daruk: I hate the little animals, including pigs. They freak me out! And so do dogs!!
Link:
Revali: Top ten moments before epic tragedy.
Daruk: Link that wasn't needed! There's a pup right in the pic. I thought you were a real brother, brother!
Zelda: *faints* @////@
Link: *helps up* ;)
Revali: WAIT, SO TECHNICALLY...HE IS TYPING?? ARE WE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT THAT?
BUT ANYWAYS....YOU'RE ROLE-PLAYING NOW??? WHERE'S THAT CRAZY ZELINK SHIPPER?? WAIT TILL I CALL THEM BACK--
Urbosa: don't.
Mipha: c-calm down everyone- :')
Daruk: Revali, we all know you ship em!
(Revali is typing...)
Zelda: ah such memories!
Revali: I-
Link: o////o
Zelda: :*
Link ☺☺☺
Zelda: 🤗😚😚😊😊
Link: 😊😊😊😊😊😊😚😚😚😚☺☺☺☺☺🤗🤗🤗🤗😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
Zelda: 😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗😊😊😊😊😊
(Link is typing..)
....
Mipha: IS THAT ALL REALLY NECESSARY???
(Revali is typing...)
Link: O-O
Zelda: Oh my apologies, lady Mipha!
Urbosa: Oh snap-
Revali: I'm speechless.
Daruk: we know it's bad when Mipha shouts...well, through technology.
Revali: Because she acts all tough through the screen but not irl #keyboardwarrior
Mipha: Stop that!! How childish!!
Revali: #keyboardwarrior
Urbosa: Revali. SHUT UP before I thanos snap you.
Daruk: G A S P
Revali: #keyboardwarrior
Urbosa: REVALI GET SOME CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT.
Zelda: Hey! STOP! And don't be rude to Lady Mipha.
Revali: stahp, I could of dropped my croissant!!
Link:....
Zelda:.....
Urbosa: ANYWAYS. I'm gonna change the group name.
Revali: about time.
Daruk: Yes, change it quickly!
Mipha: :')
[Urbosa changed the group name to 'People who wont SHUT UP']
Revali: ARE U KIDDING ME ?
Zelda: LMAO good one!
Link: xD
Mipha: :')
Daruk: I like using emojis now. 🙂🙂🙂
^ (Zelda replied: true)
Urbosa: serves you right, Ravioli.
Revali: DONT CALL ME THAT!!
Link: xD
Urbosa: Anyways, Mipha...are you sure you're okay...?
Mipha: :') I'm okay.
Link: o_o
Zelda: Ooof
Urbosa: I know you're lying...is it because of two CERTAIN people that are...um...acting a certain way. (Not that I'm complaining because sis ships it over here) 💅
Mipha: .......
Link: :( 🆗️
Revali: DIDN'T LINK TECHNICALLY TYPE A WORD???
Zelda: It's still an emoji-
Revali: DKSKSNDJIDSKNDJDJDJDJDJDKDJJDJDJDJDJDJDJDJDJDJJDJD REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Daruk: Lets cheer Mipha up! Let's send some memories to lighten the mood.
Link:...🙂
Zelda: Great idea!!
Urbosa: It's worth a try
Mipha: how very exciting :')
Link:
Zelda: @~~~@
Revali: NO COMMENT.
Mipha: what in all of Hylia-
Daruk: ROFL
Urbosa: well...that's one way to do it.
Mipha: I'll just um...ignore that and show you all this photo. I think we got a photographer or something...
Link:⁉️😶✌👍
(Zelda has left the chat)
Revali: HOW-- THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. HOW COULD YOU HIRE--
Urbosa: Great now Zelda has left.
Daruk:...pretty sure that was 100 years ago or sumthin'
[Urbosa added Zelda to ' people who wont SHUT UP']
Zelda: -_-
Mipha: I did not mean it like--
Link: *faints*
Zelda: yeah...someone just happened to take a picture. Just like mine 🙄
Urbosa: 😏
Daruk: 😏
Link: *sees picture and revives*
Revali: SEE HE TYPEDDDDDDDDDDDDDD EKEKRNJRJRJRHRHRJRJRJRRJJR
Urbosa: well...it's not a sentence.
(Mipha has left the chat)
Link: 🐶
Daruk: THAT'S IT. IF MIPHA'S OUT, THEN I CAN GO TOO RIGHT? NO MORE DOGGOS, THEY'RE SCARY. I TOLD U BEFORE.
Urbosa: wait, no--
Revali: EJDKDNDJEOSKNDJDJDKD
Zelda: @///@
Link: owo
(Daruk has left the chat)
Link: 🆗️⁉️
Revali: HE TYPED A WORD. SEE????
Zelda: STILL an emoji.
Revali: ARE U KIDDING ME. WHAT'S THE POINTTT??? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(Revali has left the chat)
Urbosa: IF EVERYONES SENDING PICS, ILL SEND ONE. IDC ANY MORE.
Zelda: yas queen, slayyy!!!
Urbosa: yes, yes, I know, little bird
Link: owo
Urbosa: thank the Goddess that Revali didn't see this....because let's just say...he doesn't look his best in that picture, Link.
Link: ó~ò
Zelda: UWU agreed.
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End of chapter 1 LOL
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Um. please give this a chance I beg sjsndbbd <3
30/12/20
iMpoRtAnT Authors note: I love all the characters so half of this was a joke. I promise I'll improve lol.
Make sure to keep in mind that this story IS IN FACT going somewhere. There will be character development and happy ending and whatever u want bb gorl...but in the mean time, this will be a mess and it basically represents how random my mind is in the middle of the night so dont overexamine my annoying-nESs 😁 (LMAO but I rlly do try :3)
Check out my actual zelink story. It has more effort xD
It's called 'Zelda's Beloved'
THERE WILL BE MORE CHARACTERS AND DIFFERENT TYPES OF CHAPTERS DWW
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30/7/21- so I came back to remind u guys that I'm a stupid, annoying author who adds her unnecessary existence to random chapters so dont get mad at me LMAO and as u can guess from my profile I do have certain ships but I focus on the drama mainly 😅
ArianaZ6