TWITTER GROUP CHAT
7 hoes
JUNGKOOK
hi there
JUNGKOOK
Do y'all think fishes can drown?
NAMJOON
if they get hit by a rock then yes
YOONGI
why would they get hit by a rock in the first place??
NAMJOON
Well I don't know I was just answering Jungkook's existential question 😤
TAEHYUNG
I wouldn't use the term 'existential' but sure, Joon
JUNGKOOK
don't criticize my existential questions 😡
JUNGKOOK
You don't even want to fuck me 😔 you're not allowed to speak to me
TAEHYUNG
when did I ever say I didn't wanna fuck you-
SEOKJIN
Count me in 📌
HOSEOK
what's with the... pin emoji??
JUNGKOOK
I think it's sexy
JUNGKOOK
makes me feel all hot and fuzzy inside
HOSEOK
damn
NAMJOON
Let's add 'aroused by pin emojis' to the unending list of Weird Jungkook Things
JUNGKOOK
I have a list?
JUNGKOOK
damn, it must be long
JUNGKOOK
like my dick 🤤
YOONGI
what -
JUNGKOOK
y'know
JUNGKOOK
Sometimes I wonder if guys with a really big dick can
JUNGKOOK
y'know... suck themselves off?
TAEHYUNG
They'd have to be hella flexible-
JUNGKOOK
'They' ? So you don't have a big dick?
JUNGKOOK
shame
TAEHYUNG
shut up 😔
NAMJOON
knowing the world, some guys probably tried tbh
HOSEOK
is no one else concerned about what kind of bullshit this dude is speaking?
JUNGKOOK
I just saw a butthole in the clouds
NAMJOON
A what now?
TAEHYUNG
did it have wings?
JIMIN
don't encourage him-
SEOKJIN
if there are buttholes in the clouds, why are we wasting our time on earth?
HOSEOK
fr
TAEHYUNG
agreed. That place boring asf
JUNGKOOK
Oh no! :(
JIMIN
what's wrong, Koo??
JUNGKOOK
the butthole flew away 🥺👉🏻👈🏻
TAEHYUNG
Was it hairy
JIMIN
I said don't encourage him 😤
JUNGKOOK
it wasn't hairy
JUNGKOOK
it was purple
JUNGKOOK
and super cute
JIMIN
alright, he's probably high
YOONGI
don't try to find an excuse for his weirdness
TAEHYUNG
oh, I see
TAEHYUNG
he told me he was going to smoke
TAEHYUNG
so it's no surprise that he's talking nonsense
HOSEOK
are you sure it's not just his normal behavior-
NAMJOON
the real question is
NAMJOON
what the hell does he smoke
JUNGKOOK
grass
JUNGKOOK
🐄🐄🐄
YOONGI
not the cows-
JIMIN
yep, he's definitely high
TAEHYUNG
I'm cold
JUNGKOOK
want me to cock warm you? 🥰
TAEHYUNG
I mean, if you're offering...
JIMIN
🔫
NAMJOON
you're threatening him with a water pistol..?
JIMIN
🪓
NAMJOON
damn alright
NAMJOON
no need to get agressive 😤
JUNGKOOK
did you know that if your dick is bigger than 7 inches, it can tear the vagina apart?
YOONGI
Damn 😳
SEOKJIN
I'm in trouble 🚪 🏃♂️💨
NAMJOON
you're gay and a bottom, Jin
NAMJOON
your dick doesn't go anywhere except between my sexy hands
YOONGI
ew
HOSEOK
ew
JUNGKOOK
hot
TAEHYUNG
I love talking with high Jungkook
JUNGKOOK
and I love taking it up the ass
HOSEOK
you just ruined the mood
YOONGI
I'm ✨ cringing ✨
JIMIN
imagine how tired I am, after having to handle him for 18 years
JUNGKOOK
You weren't saying that when I was sitting on your dick
JIMIN
I don't remember such a thing
TAEHYUNG
✨ bullshit ✨
YOONGI
Jimin?
JIMIN
yes?
YOONGI
get your ass over here
YOONGI
Jeon over here just earned you fifteen spanks
SEOKJIN
woah 😳
NAMJOON
he really switched on the daddy mode
JUNGKOOK
I'm such a great friend 🥰
JIMIN
Fuck you
JUNGKOOK
you know I'm always down 😉
YOONGI
Jungkook?
JUNGKOOK
yes? Want to spank me too? I'm so down for it daddy 🤤
YOONGI
no I just wanted to say that I don't care wether you're high or not
YOONGI
if you make a move on Jimin I'll break your jaw
YOONGI
is it clear?
SEOKJIN
fuck, I came
JIMIN
me too
JUNGKOOK
clearer than my glass dildo, master
NAMJOON
oh my god what the fuck am I even reading anymore
TAEHYUNG
someone handcuff him
HOSEOK
...
TAEHYUNG
Not to do anything kinky! Just to stop him from typing any more shit
SEOKJIN
I wouldn't mind handcuffing him
JUNGKOOK
I wouldn't mind being handcuffed by you
TAEHYUNG
but that's not happening
SEOKJIN
jealous hoe
JUNGKOOK
don't be jealous Tae :(
JUNGKOOK
I can give you something even better 🥰
NAMJOON
I'm cringing so hard
NAMJOON
time to naruto run the fuck away from this cursed group chat
JUNGKOOK
bye bitch~
JUNGKOOK
anyways, I need to blow off some steam
JUNGKOOK
see ya later 🥰
TAEHYUNG
where are you going?
JUNGKOOK
to get fucked, as usual
HOSEOK
we ain't surprised
TAEHYUNG
oh
TAEHYUNG
okay then
TAEHYUNG
bye
SEOKJIN
I smell ✨ jealousy ✨
TAEHYUNG
shut up
read
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TWITTER CHAT
taeddy
JUNGKOOK
Can I call you papi?
TAEHYUNG
no 💀
JUNGKOOK
Master?
TAEHYUNG
No-
JUNGKOOK
big boy?
TAEHYUNG
nope
JUNGKOOK
hot stuff?
TAEHYUNG
never
JUNGKOOK
daddy?
TAEHYUNG
I'll think about it 😌
JUNGKOOK
My one night stand is late 😔
TAEHYUNG
what?-
JUNGKOOK
The person who's supposed to fuck me, Lee Heechan
JUNGKOOK
he's late :(
JUNGKOOK
and my dick is cold asf
JUNGKOOK
maybe I should wrap a sock around it to keep it warm
TAEHYUNG
for the love of god and everything that is holy
TAEHYUNG
do not put a sock on your dick
TAEHYUNG
unless you want to get nasty things on it 🤢
JUNGKOOK
like what?
TAEHYUNG
I don't know and I don't wanna know
TAEHYUNG
but just make sure your dick doesn't fall off please
JUNGKOOK
I didn't know you cared about my dick, daddy
TAEHYUNG
shut up 😔 I'm just taking care of you
JUNGKOOK
like a good daddy 🤤
TAEHYUNG
Fuck's sake
JUNGKOOK
oh, Heechan is here!
JUNGKOOK
well, I'm off to get my ass eaten out 🥰
JUNGKOOK
buh bye!
TAEHYUNG
:/
TWITTER CHAT
kingjoonie
NAMJOON
Kinky is such a cute word
NAMJOON
It's actually kinda sad that it means what it means
JIMIN
hum first of all hello
NAMJOON
I don't even say wassup
NAMJOON
I just tell him what I want
JIMIN
shut up with your Megan thee stallion references
JIMIN
Or I'll come to your house and personally chop your dick off
NAMJOON
that must hurt
JIMIN
I don't know
JIMIN
ask Yoongi
NAMJOON
I-
NAMJOON
what the fuck
NAMJOON
isn't this like, illegal?
JIMIN
I don't think there's a special law in the constitution that says that I can't chop my boyfriend's dick off
NAMJOON
Darling that's not how it works-
JIMIN
NAMJOON
how lovely
NAMJOON
But im just curious how can he fuck you if he doesn't have any more dick 😔
JIMIN
I bought him a new one
JIMIN
bigger
JIMIN
but don't tell him I said that
JIMIN
he used to have feel insecure about his dick size
JIMIN
now he doesn't anymore 😔
NAMJOON
what if the new dick gets stuck in your hole -
JIMIN
then I'd laugh at anyone who says I have a stick up my ass 🚶🏻♀️
NAMJOON
Bad joke but I'm used to it
JIMIN
at least I make jokes 💃🏻
NAMJOON
Always appreciated
NAMJOON
Anyways, I gotta go
JIMIN
are you still on Grindr?
JIMIN
my French teacher told me he matched with a certain Kim Namjoon on there
NAMJOON
hum
NAMJOON
first of all what kind of relationship do you have with your French teacher?
JIMIN
one that includes a lot of cul
NAMJOON
im not even gonna translate that
JIMIN
it means sex
JIMIN
In a very polite way of course
NAMJOON
as expected from Park Jimin
JIMIN
you never answered my question
NAMJOON
and I'm not going to
NAMJOON
bye bitch
JIMIN
😔
JIMIN
Alexa play 'Park Jimin is the baddest bitch' playlist
JIMIN
what I gotta do to show these girls that I own them
A little bit of crack to light up your mood after the angsty chapters of Angel ~
G-idle's new song slaps btw