(DISCONTINUED) Mali U Possibl...

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Crossover Between Kim Possible, Totally Spies and other shows. Warning, this story does contain mature conte... More

Bio
Harem
Chapter 0: A Girl and her Plant
Chapter 1: Club Rockwaller
Chapter 2: Turtles Take Manhattan
Chapter 4: Mali Tenderloin
Chapter 5: Grabbing A Bully By the horns
Chapter 6: Pagent Problems
Chapter 7: Meeting the Families
Chapter 8: A day with the moms.
Chapter 9: From Bad to Good
Chapter 10: Celebrity Swipe!

Chapter 3: Possible U.

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By deadpoolmerkwiththem

It's been a couple of days since you and Bonnie met the turtles and their friends as we see you and Bonnie showing up to Malibu as we see you and her driving to Mali U.

Bonnie: *sees Mali-U* There it is.

(Y/N): Wow, so this is Mali U, it looks amazing.

Bonnie: *reads her application* let's see it says here our room is *sees the penthouse* There.

(Y/N): Woah, that's a big house.

Bonnie: *giggles* It’s called a penthouse sweetie.

Vera: Wow, it looks amazing.

(Y/N): *looks at the application* Hm, it says here we have three roommates living with us.

Bonnie: I wonder who they are?

(Y/N): Guess we'll find out once we meet them.

You and Bonnie then park the car as you got all the stuff out with your vines as you then made a large leaf as you and Bonnie walked onto it and the leaf rose to where the Penthouse was as you and Bonnie went inside the penthouse to see no one else was there.

(Y/N): Hm guess there not here.

Bonnie: I wonder where they are.

You then hear a door open and you and Bonnie turn to see 3 girls coming into the door wearing catsuits that matched traffic lights.

Sam: Man that was some mission.

Clover: Totally, I don't get why Jerry can send someone else *sees you and Bonnie* I mean hello.

(Y/N): Oh hey there, we’re your new roommates, do you live in this dorm?

Alex: Yeah.

Bonnie: What's up with the traffic suits?

Clover: Uh it’s a new fashion line, spy sheik.

(Y/N): Really? That's the best you can come up with?

Sam: Fine we’re spies, happy now?

Bonnie: Well I mean it was pretty obvious.

Alex: Wait you knew?

(Y/N): Yeah you're not the only spies we know.

Sam: Really?

Bonnie: Yeah back at Middleton, we know Kim Possible.

Sam: Oh yeah, she has a website.

Bonnie: She sure does, so how come you kept your spy stuff secret?

Clover: Hello we're spies as in we keep it hush-hush on the down low.

(Y/N): Not Kim, everyone knows her, I mean she's practically famous.

Alex: *pouts* Lucky.

Jerry: Hello girls.

You and the others then see a statue of a man in the room.

(Y/N): How long have you had that? *looks closer at it* Hey wait a minute there's a guy in there, that must be a tight fit.

Jerry: Yes and I admit I find this very constricting, this is called statue camouflage.

(Y/N): Oh cool, do you bring snacks in there?

Vera: Yeah cause we're hungry.

Clover: Did- did that tail just talk?!?

Vera: Yeah, what's it to you?

Jerry: Not really. *bites a chip*

(Y/N): Did you just take a bite out of a chip?

Jerry: Yes I did I'm, Jerry I'm the girls uh study teacher.

Bonnie: Study teacher? Don't you mean their informer about missions.

(Y/N): I think boss is a better term.

Jerry: How in the world did you two-

Bonnie: We know a thing or two about spies, we know one in Middleton.

(Y/N): Her name's Kim Possible, also those 3 are still in their uniforms. Also just curious but, why do they look like traffic lights?

Bonnie: Yeah I wonder about that too.

Clover: The colors complement each other alright.

Bonnie: Okay, fair enough but you three do look like walking traffic lights.

Sam: We look nothing like traffic lights.

(Y/N): You're wearing red, yellow, and green, aren't those the normal colors of a traffic light?

Sam: Huh, I did not notice that.

Alex: Yeah same here we've been wearing the same catsuits and I've never noticed that before.

(Y/N): So I'm guessing you three work for some big spy organization huh?

Jerry: Yes, they work for WOOHP.

Bonnie: WOOHP?

Sam: It stands for World Organization Of Human Protection.

(Y/N): Oh WOOHP, clever.

Clover: *sees your 12 pack* Wow, hello Mr. 12 Pack *goes to you and places a hand on your abs* woah you can grate cheese on these bad boys.

Bonnie: Hey that's my boyfriend you're feeling up okay!

Clover: Boyfriend?! Oh hehe I'm sorry about that, couldn't help myself.

(Y/N): Uh Miss, you’re still touching my abs.

Sam: Clover c'mon.

Clover: Sorry, but I can't help myself how I can not touch his abs.

Alex: Yeah, Clover.

(Y/N): Um you're rubbing my abs too.

Bonnie: Seriously? That's my boyfriend!

Clover: My hand has a mind of its own, I can’t pull it away! It's like- like- a ab magnet.

Alex: Well how do you reverse the polarity?

(Y/N): *puts on his shirt* Like this?

Clover: *pulls her hand off of your abs* That will work. But don't blame me if I put my hand under your shirt.

Bonnie: Hm, fair enough it's not the first time a girl felt up (Y/N).

Sam: It isn't?

Bonnie: Yeah…

One explanation later.

Alex: Wow, that's….a lot to take in.

Clover: Yeah that actually happened?

(Y/N): Yep, before we got here we took a wrong turn and ended up in an all girl sorority and well….

Flashback.

Here we see you and Bonnie driving to Malibu as Bonnie took a wrong turn.

(Y/N): *reads the map upside down* We’re going the right way alright.

Bonnie: *while driving* You sure?

Vera: Positive.

You and Bonnie then show up at Mali U but instead it was a woman's sorority.

Bonnie: Hm, so this is Mali U huh?

(Y/N): Wait a minute, this is Mali W, wait does the W stand for?

England girl: Woman, it’s a sorority club.

(Y/N): *turns the map right side up* Oh hahaha whoopsie must've read the map wrong.

Bonnie: *in her head* Oh great, (Y/N) is not only hot but also a cutie, he's like an innocent puppy. *to you**outloud* It's okay sweetie everyone makes mistakes.

(Y/N): Thanks honey dew.

French girl: *sees you* Sacrebleu, what a fine boy you have here.

Australian Girl: Yeah that's a fine mate. *to the girls* Hey girls, you got to come and see this.

We then see all of the girls from sorority show up as they all saw you.

Indian girl: Oh my, that's one fine man.

Redneck girl: Yeah that's what I call a guy.

German Girl: Oh ya, he is a pretty sight.

Russian girl: Da, pink eye boy handsome.

(Y/N): Um thanks.

Bonnie: And my boyfriend, *gets an idea* Hm, but since I'm in a good mood, I'll let you feel his 12 pack, for….$12

(Y/N): Really?

Bonnie: Yep, *whispers* and we did blow our budget so….

(Y/N): Oh I get it, *outloud* go ahead, girls. *takes off his shirt* Touch away, for $12.

The women all squealed in unison and then started paying money for touching your abs.

Vera: *while taking the money* We are rolling in the dough Bonnie.

Bonnie: Yep.

Flashback end

Alex: Wow.

(Y/N): We ran out of money before that.

Bonnie: Yeah, but it was pretty fun though.

(Y/N): Well I don’t think I get this much paper from them. *pulls out slips of paper with the sorority girls’ phone numbers on them* What’s with the numbers on them?

Alex: That’s their phone numbers.

(Y/N): But I don’t have a phone.

Clover: *in her head* Wow, he's that innocent, ooh he's so adorable.

Sam: You’re kidding right?

Vera: Nope, he doesn't have one.

(Y/N): It's true.

Sam: Wow, so wait if you don't have a phone then how did-

Bonnie: We drove here, well more specifically I drove, (Y/N) does have a license but him and cars don't really mix.

(Y/N): Yeah, there was this one time.

Flashback.

You are in a car and there was a police car following him with a siren on and you pulled over to the side as the officer was a woman.

(Y/N): Is there something wrong officer?

Female Officer: Yes, have you committed a theft?

(Y/N): What theft, I bought my groceries a few minutes ago.

Female Officer: Hm, do you have a receipt for these "groceries"?

(Y/N): Sure thing. *pulls out the receipt for the payment* Here it is.

Female Officer: Hmm, well your story seems to check out, but just to be sure I'm gonna have to search you.

(Y/N): Okay you are the officer.

You then step out of the car as the female Officer then search you from head to toe as Vera looked at the Officer.

Female Officer: Woah okay what is that?

(Y/N): Oh sorry, that's Vera, she's my sister.

Female Officer: Your sister?

Vera: Yeah what about it?

Female Officer: Ah! Uh, *clears her throat* well uh it looks your story checks out.

(Y/N): Really?

Female Officer: Yes, though it seems you have 12 lumps of muscles on your mid-section I may have to search you again.

(Y/N): Okay, it wouldn’t hurt to double check.

The officer then puts her hands under your shirt feeling your 12 pack under your shirt as she was blushing.

Female Officer: Woah….

(Y/N): What is it?

Female Officer: Oh uh, it seems you're packing some kind of weaponry under your shirt.

(Y/N): Weaponry? But that’s just my stomach.

Female Officer: There could be a weapon there, just to be sure you're gonna have to come with me down in the station.

(Y/N): Hmm, okay you are the officer.

Later, you are at the station with the female officer as the other female officers and the female prisoners saw you.

Female Prisoner 1: Woah, who's the hottie?

Female Prisoner 2: Hey, can he be my cellmate?

Female Officer: Quiet down girls, he’s not for you. At least, not yet anyways.

(Y/N): Soo uh officer what would you like me to do?

Female Prisoner: Oh, oh, have him on a ride along with us.

(Y/N): Oh, do I get a confiscated item as a souvenir?

Female Officer: *in her head* Oh my gosh he's so adorable, *outload**to you* Sure.

Later, you are in a police car 4 other female police officers as you were with two in the back of the car were hugging your arms.

Female officer: *leans on your arm* Mmm, you have the right to remain comfy.

Female Officer 2: Maybe I will change seats. *sits on your lap* Now this is more like it.

Female Officer: *snuggles against your chest* Now you definitely have the right to be snuggly.

(Y/N): Oh um thanks, so where are we going?

Female Officer 3: Oh on patrol. *hears the radio call*

Radio: Nearby officers we have a robbery!

Vera: 10-4 good buddy.

(Y/N): Your thinking of truckers Vera.

Vera: Oh yeah.

Later, you and the girls are at the bank and there a group of people taking the money and holding hostages. The female officers then get out of the car as you stick your head out of the window.

(Y/N): How many people are taken hostage?

Female Officer 4: Looks like 50 from what I’m seeing.

Female Officer: I’ll keep you safe cutie. *sees you’re gone* Where did he go?

You then slither along the ground silently going into the ventilation shaft and then look down to see the hostages are guarded by one female guard as you then release your sleep spores  onto the guard and then jump down and catch her lay her down onto the floor as the last image the guard sees was you before falling asleep. You then stretch yourself all the way to the vent and then make a ladder for the hostages who are made out of cheerleaders.

Cheerleader Captain: Oh wow, a knight in shiny vines.

(Y/N): *whispers* Quick climb up before you get caught.

The cheerleaders then climb up the ladder that is your body and then crawl through the ventilation shaft and head to the police while the Cheerleader Captain then kisses your cheek leaving a lipstick kiss mark.

Cheerleader Captain: Thank you cutie. *climbs up your body*

The Cheerleader Captain then climbed up the ladder then hopped off and joined the other cheerleaders as the criminals then caught you as you turn around and see that the criminals are girls.

Vera: Wow I did not see that coming.

(Y/N): Well some girls have to show that they can be better than men at certain things like bowling, or baseball, or in this case robbing a bank.

Then one of the girls blows your head off with a shotgun as the other female robbers turn to her.

Female Robber: What the heck girl! You just blew the head off of a real cutie, the boss could’ve found a real man!

Female robber 2: I’m sorry I panicked!

(Y/N): *regrows head* It's cool I can just grow my head back.

The Boss: What’s going on here? *sees you* Well hello there.

(Y/N): Um hi.

Meanwhile with the cops.

Female Officer: What’s going on in there?

Then the police officers and cheerleaders saw the boss and her crew come out with you while hugging your arms.

Female Officer: Wha- uh what happened?

(Y/N): Maybe they surrendered cause they lost their hostages and they’re outnumbered.

The Boss: *while hugging your arm* Um yeah that's it, that's why we gave up.

(Y/N): So what did I get as a souvenir?

Female Officer: Hm, well you can have *gasps* these. *gives you and Vera the Boss’ mob boss rings* Here two go.

(Y/N): Amazing.

Female Officer 2: Those rings were stolen from a jewelry store for First Class shoppers.

(Y/N): Like movie stars and athletic sports champions?

Female Officer: *blushes red* U-um yeah just like movie stars and athletes.

The Boss: I was gonna give him those as a gift anyways. *kisses you on the cheek*

Female robber: Well he is adorable.

Female Officer: Hey have you considered trying to transport prisoners in a prison bus?

(Y/N): Can I bring a guitar to do a road trip song?

Female Officer: Sure.

Flashback end.

(Y/N): *pulls out the mob boss rings* And that's how me and Vera got these mob boss rings.

Clover: *sees the rings* Wow, the girl has some great taste in jewelry, can I try them on?

(Y/N): Sure. *hands the rings to Clover* Here you go.

Clover: *puts a ring on* Pretty! *hands the other ring to Alex* Here Alex, you can have the other one.

Alex: *puts on the ring* This is a nice ring.

Sam: I can't believe the police gave you these.

(Y/N): Yeah she was really nice, though she was a bit handsy and the other officers too.

Clover: And you ever wonder why?

(Y/N): Not really.

Vera: We figured they must have been cold or something.

(Y/N): Yeah they always kept using me like a pillow.

Clover: Wow, so have you ever gone…. shirtless in public.

Sam: *blushes* Clover!

Clover: What I'm just curious about it, Sammy.

(Y/N): Well there was this one time at a grocery store.

Flashback.

Here we see you at a grocery store getting some groceries and your shirt got caught on a needle and it got a single thread from your shirt. When you start walking away from the needle your shirt will become smaller and smaller as we see you’re now shirtless and you did  notice.

(Y/N): *sees your shirt is gone* Woah, what happened to my shirt?

Girl 1: *sees your abs* Oh my!

Pauses Flashback

(Y/N): Hey wait a second, it was mother’s day that time.

Resumes Flashback

Mother 1: *sees your abs* Holy moly!

Husband: Hey that’s my wife!

(Y/N): Oh happy mother’s day to you.

Vera: Yeah you two seem very happy.

Mother 1: *still sees your abs* You have no idea.

(Y/N): I think a needle must’ve caught my shirt and now I’m like this. Do you know where I can find the Lost and Found?

Husband: Yeah, out of this store and away from my wife!

Mother 1: Be nice! *to you* Just ask the employees where the Lost and Found is or ask them to borrow their uniform shirts. *hugs your arm* I can show you around handsome~.

(Y/N): Oh thank you.

Mother 1: Don't mention it, cutie.

Husband: Hey! What are you doing?!

Mother 1: Oh hush now, it’s Mother’s day after all.

Vera: Yeah, let her have her fun.

Later we see you and the mother going to the lost and found as more mothers saw your abs including Ann Possible who was there.

Ann: *sees your abs* Oh my.

(Y/N): *sees an employee* Excuse me, can I borrow a uniform shirt and if your boss doesn’t allow it can you direct me to the Lost and Found?

Female Employee: *sees your abs* Oh my aren't you a cutie, you can borrow my uniform anytime~*takes off her shirt and hand it to you*

(Y/N): Oh thanks, but what about you?

Female Employee: Don't worry I'll be fine.

Vera: You sure?

Female Employee: Yeah, I can always get a new uniform shirt.

Mother 1: *sees you in the uniform* Mmm, Well I do like a man in uniform.

(Y/N): But I don’t work here.

Mother 1: Well whether you work here or not, you look handsome in that uniform.

(Y/N): Oh thanks.

Ann: He certainly does.

(Y/N): *sees Ann Possible* Kim? What happened to?

Ann: Oh no no, I'm her mother Ann Possible, it’s nice to meet you.

(Y/N): Nice to meet you too, I'm (Y/N) and this is my sister Vera.

Vera: Hi there.

Ann: Oh my! Your tail talks.

Vera: I sure do, doc.

Ann: So do you both share a brain, or are-

(Y/N): You know I’m not sure about that, I think that me and Vera both have separate minds, but we share a body.

Ann: Well if you want. *places her business card in your hand* Just come to the hospital and I’ll pick at your brains, literally.

(Y/N): *reads the business* Oh sweet, you’re a neuroscientist.

Ann: I sure am, and your welcome to visit the hospital whenever you two like to.

(Y/N): Thanks, Ms. Possible.

Vera: Yeah thanks.

Ann: Anytime you two.

Flashback end.

Sam: Wow, that must have been something.

(Y/N): Yeah, we actually go to that hospital for a check up.

Flashback

Here we see you and Vera are at the hospital.

Vera: I still don't understand why we have to be here, we're not human.

(Y/N): Hey, everyone goes to the doctor, even mutants like us.

Vera: Hm, fair enough.

Nurse: Uh Mr Aloe and Mrs Vera?

You and Vera: Yeah?

Nurse:. Dr. Possible will be seeing you…. two now.

(Y/N): Oh sweet.

We then see Ann show up in her lab coat.

(Y/N): Hey Ms. Possible.

Vera: Hello.

Ann: Call me Dr. Possible

(Y/N): Okay, Dr. Possible.

Ann: Now come this way you two.

You then follow Ann to a surgical room and she gives you a hospital gown.

Ann: You can get out of your current clothing and put on this hospital gown so you can be scanned.

(Y/N): Okay, um does that include my underpants?

Ann: *blushes* Um….no, no you can keep those on since the scan will be quick.

(Y/N): Okay.

You then take off your shirt, shoes, and pants and put on the hospital gown as you went to the scanner.

Ann: Okay (Y/N) I want you and Vera to remain perfectly still.

(Y/N): Will do doc.

Vera: Get to the scan.

Ann then turns on the scanner as she and nurses see your and Vera's brain.

Ann: Fascinating, it seems your and Vera's brain are both the same and it’s located at the base of the spine.

Vera: What does that mean?

Ann: It means the brain where it was supposed to be is now a useless organ like the Appendix, but the brain at the base of the spine is functioning like two brains.

Vera: Huh?

Ann: It means you both have the same brain.

Nurse 1: Remarkable.

(Y/N): Wow, I didn’t know that.

Ann: Well. *puts on surgeon gloves* Shall we perform some surgery for a closer analysis?

Vera: Sure.

Flashback end.

Alex: Wow, did she do a closer analysis on your brain?

(Y/N): Yeah she sure did.

Sam: That's impressive you two share the same brain.

Bonnie: That's my boyfriend for ya. So what are you gonna do to us?

(Y/N): Since we know you three are spies.

Jerry: Hm well how would you two like to be spies for WOOHP.

(Y/N): I think we’re up for that.

Bonnie: Yeah sounds fun.

Jerry: Excellent, Clover, Alex, and Sam will be your mentors.

(Y/N): Cool. *sees a nail on the wall* Hey what’s this nail doing on this wall?

Jerry: I recommend not touching it.

You then touch the nail anyways as Jerry was ejected out of the room through the open window.

(Y/N): *winces* Ooh, sorry about that.

Bonnie: Are you okay?

Jerry: I’m fine, I landed in laundry.

(Y/N): It’s a good thing it’s laundry day. So why do you even have that nail on the wall?

Jerry: That’s an eject mechanism.

Bonnie: Why would you ever put it there if it ejects you from your office?

Jerry: For emergencies.

(Y/N): That makes sense. *sees a cat statue* Hey a nice cat statue.

You then pull on it as a trapdoor under Jerry and he falls through it.

(Y/N): Whoops my bad.

Bonnie: I can’t believe you did that to our boss.

Vera: And on Laundry Day, not cool (Y/N).

(Y/N): Hey how was I supposed to know that cat statue would do that.

Clover: *giggles* Funny and handsome, now that's a good combo.

Sam: *giggles* Yeah that was pretty funny.

Alex: *giggles*

(Y/N): Again, I'm so sorry about that Jerry I swear I didn't know, honest.

Jerry: Not to worry, all is forgiven.

(Y/N): Thanks, now is there anything else in this Penthouse that not you know, trigger anything? *steps on a TV remote*

Then a series of robotic hands then grab Bonnies and the spies and give them a makeover to make them look like movie stars.

(Y/N): I swear I did not mean to do that, and are you okay, pumpkin?

Bonnie: I'm okay, *sees her reflection* Wow, I look amazing.

Clover: *sees her reflection* Wow, *takes a selfie* Mandy is gonna get so jealous. *sends the image on social media*

Alex: *sees her reflection* Now this is a happy accident.

Vera: Well at least none of you are hurt.

(Y/N): Yeah, you should really label these things. *picks up the remote* Hey wait a second, this isn’t a TV remote, this is a remote for a mechanized indoor salon.

Clover: Indor salon?! *To Jerry* Jerry, why didn't you tell us about this?!

Jerry: You never asked.

(Y/N): *adjusts a painting* There, that’s better.

You then see a hidden panel open by itself as you grab the book from within and it’s the instruction manual to the mechanized indoor salon.

(Y/N): Huh, a 1000 page owner’s manual. *reads the manual* For a victorian era look, input the following code.

You then input code into the remote as the mechanized salon then gave the spies a victorian era makeover.

Sam: *sees her reflection* Wow not bad.

Alex: *sees her reflection* Yeah we look like queens.

Clover: We sure do, thanks (Y/N)

(Y/N): Your welcome, I got to read this owner’s manual.

You then sit on the couch and read the owner’s manual.

(Y/N): Hm, let's see, for a groovy 70s look input this code, huh.

Bonnie: Oh sounds fun let's do it.

You then input the code as the spies and Bonnie then got a 70s makeover

Bonnie: This is a funky style.

Clover: Yeah this looks totes amazing.

Sam: Yeah not bad.

Alex: We look fabulous.

(Y/N): *sees that it's night* Oh man it's getting late.

Bonnie: Oh yeah it is, so where are we sleeping?

Sam: Hm let's see-

Clover: Oh (Y/N) can sleep in my room!

Sam and Alex: What?!

Bonnie: Hm okay I'll allow it, but don't try anything with (Y/N).

Clover: You have my word.

Later, we see you and Clover in her room as you were seen brushing Vera's leaves.

Clover: Never thought I'd see the day someone brushing their tail.

Vera: I have needs too you know.

(Y/N): It's true she gets cranky when doesn't have her leaves brushed.

Clover: Oh wow, me too, can you brush my hair?

(Y/N): Sure thing.

We then see you now brushing Clover's hair as she was enjoying every second of it.

Clover: Best night ever and thanks for brushing my hair (Y/N).

(Y/N): Anytime.

You and Clover then head to bed as the camera then froze on that image and became a picture of you and Clover sleeping together.

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