They stake good claims!
They make a good point!
They have a nice thesis!
It doesn't bother me!
They say true things!
They say things that make me think!
They say things that I act like are irrelevant!
It doesn't bother me!
I've been characterized a number of ways!
I have thought myself to be many things!
Desperate, sleazebag!
Only quenched by something that can handle me (which is rare in itself!)
It doesn't bother me!
I don't have to worry anymore!
I've been sufficiently subdued!
And I've lured in a pretty good catch!
It was different (I tell myself!)
Fucking sleazy, manipulative bachelorette!